FF:VIC VicFF State wide FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by DarkJediTJ, Oct 3, 2002.

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  1. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

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    Dec 26, 2000
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    Please Stop Squabbering and Join me and Take the sides of Pasta and Pronto!

    And What ever you do Don't Keep it Clean, Whats Food if its not in your hair and anywere it could and in this thread CAN reach!

    Take your arms and Saught your Differences the way that God Intended, With a BAnana Cream pie in the Face, or a Bread Stick Saber!

    Rules:
    -There are no Rules!

    HAVE A FOOD OF A TIME! AND LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
  2. Jedi_Master_Damir Jedi Master

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    Jan 19, 2002
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    *Throws pie into TJ's face*

    Hahaha! Ooooooh yeh!
  3. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

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    Dec 26, 2000
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    HEY RIGHT!

    :: Pulls out Bread Stick Saber and licks teh Pie from his face ::

    I spent all day ironing this shirt!

    :: Charges into Battle and Presses Button which Releases Mustard on the bread stick of the Saber adn whacks Damir ::
  4. Jedi_Master_Damir Jedi Master

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    Jan 19, 2002
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    *Puts pie into oven for cooking and waits as TJ charges*






    Ding!




    *Takes pie and throws it again at TJ... TJ dodges*
    [deep breathing] Obi wan has though you well... but you're no Jedi yet! [/deep breathing]

    *Takes breadstick and charges at TJ*
  5. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

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    Dec 26, 2000
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    :: He parries Damirs Shot and then Pulls a Tomatoe Sauce Squeezie bottle from his side pocket and Punchs it down the contense flying too Damir ::

    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Continues laughing until next post)
  6. Jedi_Master_Damir Jedi Master

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    Jan 19, 2002
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    You dare to squeeze Tomatoe into me!

    That's it... time to bring out the big guns.

    *Throws nut into TJ's open mouth*
  7. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

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    Dec 26, 2000
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    ...HAHAHAHAHA (Cough Splutter) (Cough)(Cough)(Cough)(Cough)(Cough)(Cough)(Cough)(Cough)(Cough)(Cough) :: Throws up Last nights Dinner along with the nut ::

    RIGHT! take this Rotten ****... Oooo Carrots!

    :: Contains the Remains of Last nights dinner in a bag and Throws it too Damir ::

    Don't drop it now!
  8. Jedi_Master_Damir Jedi Master

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    Jan 19, 2002
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    *As bag of vomit approaches, view goes into Matrix view. Twisting and turing in slow motion, the bag passes by overhead, missing by inches*

    Now for the last of my 3am rambling, I shall set a trap!

    *Riggs the entry, so that the next person that enters, get a pie in their face*
  9. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

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    Dec 26, 2000
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    And Before I retire Even though Damir was Wrong, ITs 3:30 AM!

    :: Grabbs a Coffee and sculls it down, Slowly the Powerful caffeene Rushes too DJTJ's Head. His Mind Started too Whirl at Seven billion Miles an hour! ::

    JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-JAFA-
  10. Jedi_Master_Damir Jedi Master

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    Note to self: Get TJ off the caffeene or at least stay away from him when he's had some [face_plain]
  11. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

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    :: Rubs Back after waking up in the middle of nowhere ::

    Good morning mister Coffee... I'm not having you for awhile!

    :: Gets compass and start to Havagate his way back too the fourm ::
  12. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
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    Bends over and trumpets last night's Mexican
  13. Rogue_Product Jedi Master

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    Jun 12, 2002
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    ::Stands quietly in one corner with evil smirk on his face quietly loading a catapult with pies, defending himself with M&Ms in a slingshot whilst doing so::
  14. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
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    Flicks a blood clot from his nasal operation of 10 years ago
  15. Rogue_Product Jedi Master

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    Jun 12, 2002
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    ::Dodges the blood clot::
    Yeek, isn't this supposed to be food???
  16. Rogue_Product Jedi Master

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    ::Winds up catapult and hurls it in Mixo's general direction::

    Bombs away!!
  17. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
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    dodges and flicks back last summer's smegma
  18. Rogue_Product Jedi Master

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    ::Wipes the smegma from his jeans, sulking about the loss of so many pies. Fires a can of opened baked beans towards PoT's place, unaware of possible ramifications::
  19. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    Mar 14, 2001
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    Meanwhile, away from all the action..


    PoT sits by his computer lazily, absent mindedly picking up a plate from the table in front of him, and holding it out of the window, catching a full cans worth of baked beans, bringing them inside, and into the microwave.

    Opening an IM window to R_P's watch, he sends a thank you.
    "I was hungry, how'd you know? thanks for lunch."
  20. Rogue_Product Jedi Master

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    Jun 12, 2002
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    No problems my insane friend

    ::Launches oversized pizza at Lute, the friendly creature who was annoying him::

    ::Thinks PoT should be on MSN::
  21. The-Lute Jedi Knight

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    Sep 29, 2002
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    PIZZA! I hope its a Don's!! Only $5 for a large Mondays and Tuesdays, Howitt Street, Ballarat!!!!

    For that price I could fling one back at you RP! Hell, Pizza's all round!!

    <multiple catapults fire at once>
  22. Rogue_Product Jedi Master

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    ::Munches on Pizza, wondering how much of a coincidence it is that Lute and Mixo are from the same town... Daintily raises a bucket of ice-cream and plants firmly on Lute's head::
  23. The-Lute Jedi Knight

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    Ooh yeah baby!

    <smothers ice cream over body like moisteriser and wonders the same coincidence about the Mt Eliza guys>

    You'll have to do better than that.

    <Fires off an apple pie with a hidden ACME dynamite stick inside.>
  24. Rogue_Product Jedi Master

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    Jun 12, 2002
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    ::Dodges the apple pie only to have it hit J-E's house, just a small distance from his, releods the pie catapult and flings it towards Hawk's place::
  25. The-Lute Jedi Knight

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    Sep 29, 2002
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    So you practically live side by side by side. Easier to fling food at then. 3 in one hit!! Battleship sunk.
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