FF:VIC VicFF State wide FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!

:: Takes out Katanana Hot Dog and gets read too deflect some Cookies ::

 

*Shakes up coke can and opens it, spraying all those nearby, the closest being Mixo*

 

Takes a rather large bowl of tuna morney and sprays all and sundry in his vicinity

 

TUNA! NOT THE TUNA!

POLKA whilst dancing the POLKA
pulls out a can of mock vegetarian duck and throws it into the fray.

TAKE THAT!
HEEL AND TOE HEEL AND TOE

 

Polka! Not the Polka! Noooooooo!!!

*Falls to the ground, writhing in agony*

 

Halves a watermelon, scoops out the pith from one half and hurls at polka and uses the shell as a helmet. Takes the other half, removes the pips after a quick looney-tunes-styled eating and fires them out of his mouth like a chain gun

Firm

 

:: Pulls out Twenty Firm HotDog Grenades and throws then at Lochlan along with afew Typos, Looks Innocent ::

 

Ahhhh firm hotdogs!!!

Directs the pips in TJ's direction


[Evil laugh] (yeah... kinda in here somewhere) [/Evil laugh]

 

Sends Boba in to eat up the scraps from the floor.

Sorry everybody, just feeding the monkey.

Please, don't mind me, carry on...

 

Ok old Chum, While your here

:: Throws Kane a Light Hot Dog Dinamite piece ::

Have a blast with that, Its alot of fun!

 

Hits TJ with a frying pan. Looks around innocently

What? He had it coming... steal the damned windows in the pub why don't you...

 

*Smacks Rogue with a pot*

Sell those same windows will you!!!

 

I haven't been in here for a long time, a very long time...

Well, now, to business

Grabs two salami rolls, joins them at the ends with some hard bubble gum, creating the ultimate nunchucks

Bring it on you... people!

 

*Brings out her bread stick and swings it at Damir*

 

Ow, Hey I didn't Steal the Windows! Only the Weather Vane!

...about ten billion times but still, I didn't take the windows!

:: Grabs Beer bottle and whams it on the giant Gobstopper Besides him and runs towards Rouge threatenly ::

 

You stole the windows, and the weather vane?!?

*Pull's out bread stick and chases TJ around the room, smacking him around the ears.*

 

Ah!!! I never took the windows!!!

:: Runs around being chased by the Bread Bandit then quickly grabs a Squizy Tomatoe Sauce container ::

Eat this bread stick person thingy...

:: Looks confused then Sqeezes the bottle ::

 

::Looks at TJ::
You're really a mess at the moment my poor boy... I'd offer you some of my dinner
::Looks down at the plate of fried salmon steaks and garlic/mustard sauce::
But it's just too good

::Smears Damir in vegemite::

 

Oh now that is just an insult!

How would YOU like it if I did this! *Sticks finger in RP's fried salmon steaks and garlic/mustard sauce, smeering the sauce all over, then licks his fingers*

Or this! *takes RP's fried salmon in his palm, rips off half of it with his teeth, slaps RP with the rest across the face, and places it back on his plate*

People these days just have no respect! *spits on ground*

 

Damir, no respect, no respect at all

::Shakes his head, then whacks Damir with his left over vegetables::

 

*tips a bucket of egg-beans over Rogues head*
Take that vile fiend!
*Slams bucket over his head and wacks it with a stick*

 

Hahahha! That's the way laifir!!! Get him... hit him.... higher, higher.... yeh, hit him where it hurts

Continues to watch laifir beat the crap out of RP

I really should so something....

Goes up to laifir and gives her a larger stick

This will hurt more

 

*Appears out of nowhere flinging pizzas like they were frizbees*

 

*Catches a pizza in his mouth, then spits it out*

Yuck, vegetarian...where's my Hawaiian?

 

*Pours melted marshmellows on everyone*