Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by DarkJediTJ, Oct 3, 2002.
:: Takes out Katanana Hot Dog and gets read too deflect some Cookies ::
*Shakes up coke can and opens it, spraying all those nearby, the closest being Mixo*
Takes a rather large bowl of tuna morney and sprays all and sundry in his vicinity
TUNA! NOT THE TUNA!
POLKA whilst dancing the POLKA
pulls out a can of mock vegetarian duck and throws it into the fray.
HEEL AND TOE HEEL AND TOE
Polka! Not the Polka! Noooooooo!!!
*Falls to the ground, writhing in agony*
Halves a watermelon, scoops out the pith from one half and hurls at polka and uses the shell as a helmet. Takes the other half, removes the pips after a quick looney-tunes-styled eating and fires them out of his mouth like a chain gun
:: Pulls out Twenty Firm HotDog Grenades and throws then at Lochlan along with afew Typos, Looks Innocent ::
Ahhhh firm hotdogs!!!
Directs the pips in TJ's direction
[Evil laugh] (yeah... kinda in here somewhere) [/Evil laugh]
Sends Boba in to eat up the scraps from the floor.
Sorry everybody, just feeding the monkey.
Please, don't mind me, carry on...
Ok old Chum, While your here
:: Throws Kane a Light Hot Dog Dinamite piece ::
Have a blast with that, Its alot of fun!
Hits TJ with a frying pan. Looks around innocently
What? He had it coming... steal the damned windows in the pub why don't you...
*Smacks Rogue with a pot*
Sell those same windows will you!!!
I haven't been in here for a long time, a very long time...
Well, now, to business
Grabs two salami rolls, joins them at the ends with some hard bubble gum, creating the ultimate nunchucks
Bring it on you... people!
*Brings out her bread stick and swings it at Damir*
Ow, Hey I didn't Steal the Windows! Only the Weather Vane!
...about ten billion times but still, I didn't take the windows!
:: Grabs Beer bottle and whams it on the giant Gobstopper Besides him and runs towards Rouge threatenly ::
You stole the windows, and the weather vane?!?
*Pull's out bread stick and chases TJ around the room, smacking him around the ears.*
Ah!!! I never took the windows!!!
:: Runs around being chased by the Bread Bandit then quickly grabs a Squizy Tomatoe Sauce container ::
Eat this bread stick person thingy...
:: Looks confused then Sqeezes the bottle ::
::Looks at TJ::
You're really a mess at the moment my poor boy... I'd offer you some of my dinner
::Looks down at the plate of fried salmon steaks and garlic/mustard sauce::
But it's just too good
::Smears Damir in vegemite::
Oh now that is just an insult!
How would YOU like it if I did this! *Sticks finger in RP's fried salmon steaks and garlic/mustard sauce, smeering the sauce all over, then licks his fingers*
Or this! *takes RP's fried salmon in his palm, rips off half of it with his teeth, slaps RP with the rest across the face, and places it back on his plate*
People these days just have no respect! *spits on ground*
Damir, no respect, no respect at all
::Shakes his head, then whacks Damir with his left over vegetables::
*tips a bucket of egg-beans over Rogues head*
Take that vile fiend!
*Slams bucket over his head and wacks it with a stick*
Hahahha! That's the way laifir!!! Get him... hit him.... higher, higher.... yeh, hit him where it hurts
Continues to watch laifir beat the crap out of RP
I really should so something....
Goes up to laifir and gives her a larger stick
This will hurt more
*Appears out of nowhere flinging pizzas like they were frizbees*
*Catches a pizza in his mouth, then spits it out*
Yuck, vegetarian...where's my Hawaiian?
*Pours melted marshmellows on everyone*