Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by DarkJediTJ, Oct 3, 2002.
*Retaliats with chocolate
*After an extended period of absense, drives back to the fight once again in his trusty cement mixer*
*Tips up the back and pours last years christmas egg-nog into the battle place*
*Puts on a gas mask and charges in, throwing watermelons at peoples heads.*
*Dodges watermelons and begins to hurl bottles of soy sauce at Brutus*
*Throws some Dim Sims to go with the Soy Sauce at laifir*
*flicks fried rice in random directions, using the all mighty HOLY SPORK!*
Praise the Spork!
*Drops to her knees in worship*
*steals laifir's spork and flicks rice and peas back at her*
You should have seen the annual boarding house 'waterfight' - by which I mean foodfight, if plastic bags loaded with soy sauce and egg is anything to go by - we had a few weeks ago. It was insane. It was us year 12s versus 'the rest.' Pretty full-on, the honours were even at the end. I tell you what, I had some pretty funky stuff in my hair at the end of the day that I didn't even want to touch...let's just say I had a long shower!
No, not my Spork!!!
*Screams in rage and snatches the Spork back, placing it back upon it's grand alter*
How dare you touch the Holy Spork!
*Lauches herself at Jem, squeezing lemon juice into her eyes*
*Runs around with ice cubes, dropping them down peoples backs*
argh!!! Not the lemon juice!!
*Grabs a couple of rotten apples and hurls them blindly at laifir*
You know, I would hit you if I didn't have lemon juice in my eyes!
*An apple hits jedi_princess in the head, causing her to drop her ice cubes*
Pours marmite into the arena, as he comes in on his skiff throwing greek doughnuts at the combatants below.
"Eat this infidels!!"
*Finally cracks, looking up at the sky she raises her hands and sends a fireball into the skiff, sending it crashing to the ground. She then levitates Protege to a large cake and drops him head first into the middle so that all that can be seen is two legs sticking out*
Who's the infidel?
Nice work JP!
*Pours some marmite on PoT*
*Assists with smearing Vegimite on PoT
:: Throws ten Easter Eggs at Jem ::
All in the name of fun!
*Catches most of the Easter Eggs and throws them back back at TJ*
As you said, All in the name of fun
:: Dodges and searches for Easter Eggs before putting them into a painball gun and firing them back at JEm ::
*After getting hit by several Easter Eggs, Jem goes and finds some Easter Eggs bigger than TJ's and throws them at him*
*Steals TJ's paint gun*
:: Pulls out two more allready loaded ::
:: Fires at will ::
*Grabs her stolen gun and fires back*
*Dodges as many hits as she can and throws Easter Egss as well as firing them*
*Squirts everyone with soy sauce*
*Starts singing to himself*
Show me, Show you,
:: writes his name into the wall with Easter Eggs that smoosh up against it. Then continues to Fire at Jem. ::
:: Gets hit alot ::
My name need to go up too!
*Writes her own name on the wall and fires more eggs at TJ and fires a few at Brutus*
:: Remebers to dot the i's then remembers he doesn't have any i's in his name ::
:: Fires at Brutus ::
*Adds some 'i's to TJ's name*
Now you do!
*Helps TJ fire at Brutus*