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FF:VIC VicFF State wide FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by DarkJediTJ, Oct 3, 2002.

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  1. Rogue_Product Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 12, 2002
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    ::Abandon's battleship::
    Hmmm, that's gonna have to go on my wishlist this year....
  2. Jedi_Master_Damir Jedi Master

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    Jan 19, 2002
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    Time to have some fun :D

    *Gets a banana and placed dynamite inside, lights the fuse and closes it up again so it looks like an ordinary banana*

    *Walks up to PoT where he's sitting at his computer*

    Here you go PoT, some energy for your hard work at the computer. [face_mischief]
  3. Rogue_Product Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 12, 2002
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    ::Likes JMD's Banana idea::

    Hmmm, I feel I should be investing in some ACME gear for the oncoming onslaught....

    ::Bounces insanely to the Blode soundtrack::
  4. The-Lute Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Sep 29, 2002
    star 3
    Bananas! I LOVE Bananas! May I have a bite PoT?
  5. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 26, 2000
    star 4
    Bombs away!

    :: Gets at the top of a Large swing and Bombs into a Chocolate Pit Below ::

    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... :: Closes mouth before a nut can find its way home ::
  6. The-Lute Jedi Knight

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    Sep 29, 2002
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    ACME. Very cheap and reliable. Just ask the coyote.
  7. Rogue_Product Jedi Master

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    Jun 12, 2002
    star 4
    ::Shoots grapes out of a gatling gun at Lute::
  8. The-Lute Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Sep 29, 2002
    star 3
    :: Splat Splat Splat ::

    Ooh, that goes nice with my icecream face mask. The Lute is looking very sexy now.

    :: Retaliates by firing peanuts out of his long snout ::
  9. Rogue_Product Jedi Master

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    Jun 12, 2002
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    ::Gets barraged by Peanuts::
    Ouch, can we stick to soft foods only please?
  10. Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus

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    Jan 10, 2001
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    Soft foods?

    *loads up ice cream bombs*

    [face_mischief]
  11. The-Lute Jedi Knight

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    Sep 29, 2002
    star 3
    How's about cashews, they're a little softer?
  12. Rogue_Product Jedi Master

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    Jun 12, 2002
    star 4
    Damnit, I hate being hit by cashews...
    ::Loads Rockmelons into his catapult, fires at Lute, hoping to stop him from throwing any more nutty substances::
  13. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
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    Throws in a Feltcherbomb. Very messy
  14. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

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    Dec 26, 2000
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    The best part about this Thread you can eat on the Job!

    :: STarts too eat the Chocolate Death star he was making ::

    AHHH! I ATE TOO MUCH!
    ITS OK!
    I left a bit for you its around about the size of a BAse ball and the density of a rock

    :: Throws the Choclate ball at LUTE ::

    Shove that Up your Snout and Smoke it! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  15. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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  16. Rogue_Product Jedi Master

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    Jun 12, 2002
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    ::Sits quietly plotting his next move, building a small fort out of jelly and steak::
  17. darth_brutus Jedi Master

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    May 25, 2002
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    *Backs up a cement mixer full of molten chocolate*

    *Tips it onto everyone else, before jumping out to join the party*

    :D [face_mischief]
  18. _Holocron_ Jedi Master

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    May 4, 2002
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    *walks in, slips on chocolate*

    THUNK!!!! [face_shocked]

    My robes!!! Right. Game on. Where you hiding brutus??? :mad:
  19. darth_brutus Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2002
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    *Launches M&Ms from a glove gun in his hiding spot*

    Mua ha ha ha ha.... [face_devil]
  20. Jedi_Master_Damir Jedi Master

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    Jan 19, 2002
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    *Slowly walks up behind brutus bread stick held high.... a few seconds later smashes it over brutus's head!*

    Hehehehe... *runs off screaming like a school girl*

    My 500th Post!!! And what a way to celebrate, by breaking a bread stick over someones head :D

    (Sorry darth_brutus, you seemed most vulnerable ;) )
  21. _Holocron_ Jedi Master

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    May 4, 2002
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    *dodges M&Ms, then laughs hysterically as brutus is hit over the head with breadstick, slipping again on the molten chocolate as he does so*

    THUNK!

    *brings out scattergun from robes and empties peanut bowls from the bar, showering JMD with rapid-fired salty peanuts* :D
  22. darth_brutus Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2002
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    :mad:

    RRAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

    *Gets out some killer pythons and tries to strangle JMD*


    PS: Congrats on 500 posts! :D
  23. Jedi_Master_Damir Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 19, 2002
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    *Once again, goes into Matrix view, dodging Holocron's salty peanuts all the while being strangled by darth_brutus... then throws brutus into the oncoming nuts. Now shielded by his body, he pulls a creamy pie from his pocket and throws it at darth_brutus.*

    Take that!!!

    *brutus ducks, the pie missing him and slams into Holocron's face*

    Ermmm.... sorry! :D
  24. darth_brutus Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2002
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    *Body gets riddled with peanuts*

    OWWW OWWWW OWWWW.... :(

    :mad:

    *Hears the calm melodies of a Mr Whippy truck passing by outside*

    *Runs out and hijacks it, and drives it through the wall into the building*

    *Grabs Holocron by the neck and shoves his ear under the nozzle of the soft serve machine, before pouring loads of vanilla ice creme into it*



    *Repeats process for JMD* ;)
  25. _Holocron_ Jedi Master

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    May 4, 2002
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    *slowly wipes cream pie/vanilla ice cream from helmet and face*

    why you.... i'll soon sort you two out. [face_devil]

    *desists with scattergun and upgrades to fire-fighting hose hooked up to an endless supply of kegs behind the bar. flicking a swicth, the hose begins violently spraying JMD and brutus in thick raspberry jam!!!!* [face_shocked]

    Holocron laughs demonically as he covers the two from head to toe. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE :D :D



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