FF:VIC VicFF State wide FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!

Mixo uses his swiftness abilities and deactivates most of the cheesemen except for 1.

Kaboom!

Mixo pulls out his rotary rotten egg blaster

WHIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

::Emerging from his hide out of wildebeast carcases, he surveys the nuclear blast scene. Hacking an ample amount of roasted wildebeast, he hops into PoTs U-Boat, and the two set sail for the seaside. Spying JMD on the way, Rogue throws the wildebeast meat, coating him in the pink flesh. To top it off, Rogue takes a rather large dollup of honey (from no other place than Mole Creek ) and cements JMD to the ground::

 

MY CHEESE MEN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Oh and Sorry bout that Damir, I'll try and help you next time...

:: Gets Remains of Cheese men Army and Build Giga Cheese man, With High Driving position ::

NoBODY CAN STOP ME NOW!

:: Stomps on MIXO! ::

Thats for Killing my ARMY!

 

Mixo rings back up (boing) and fires back a volley of lung oysters

 

*Kicks the door down and bursts in, stabbing random people with swordfish*


Fear not, fellow Victorians, for I have returned! Let the fight...er...continue!

 

:: Stomps on Hawk By Acsident ::

Oops sorry!

 

*Now being covered in meat and stuck down onto the floor, not to mention being almost blown up by thermo-nuclear blast also being stabbed by Hawk's sword fish and also getting hit my mouldy food.... the rage swells up inside him. With one might scream of pure anger and rage he breaks free from the honey, stands up, looks around himself*

(deep breathing) NOW! YOU ALL WILL PAY! ARRRGHHHH!!!!

*He goes over to the phone, rings up, and a few minutes later a package arrives... thanks to Acme express! Assembling the parts together, he creates a Giant Flying Toilet! Hoping into the back, he takes off aiming his Rotten Egg Rapided Blaster, courtesy of TJ, and fires at R_P, Hawk, PoT, Lute, Mixo and Jem. Next, he rounds up for another attack, dropping giant jaw breakers at the group of people. Then for grand finale, brown, round shape objects start falling from the bottom of the flying toilet attaching and sticking themselves anything they touch... and inside them, is Acme dynamite that's about to explode any minute, hopefully obliverating everyone near it.*

Take that!!! Muhahahahah!!

 

*Wipes rotten egg off her face and chucks the leftovers at Damir*

Take that!!

At least the Acme dynamite didn't wor...
*faints*

 

Great thread DarkJediTJ!

Having bombarded the New Ager Dump with his large sacks of grain courtesy of the boarding house next door, JE finds opportune time to calm his enraged father down (on discovering the stockpile sherbet with its moderninity and bright colours), laying the blame solely upon RP shoulders. Having cleared that up, JE files in a lawsuit, claiming that Lute's introduction of dynamite "...was not in the interests of the food fight," arguing that, "...it had nothing to do with food...hence I should earn 1.5 million dollars in compensation." Fair deal, n'est pa?

 

:: Starts handing out Weapon Brouchettes and prices ::
BUY YOUR FOOD WEAPONS HERE... (P.S. Is still in giant cheese man, with Hawk Stuck too his foot)...CHEAP FOR A SHORT TIME ONLY!

 

*Unsticks himself from giant cheese man*


You underestimate my abilities. I am a veteran of a hundred pillow fights and pool parties, food fights do not scare me in the slightest!


*Slaps DJTJ with a herring*

 

*JE absails from seemingly nowhere, drops upon a bemused HawkNC with a sack of grain (running low on supplies here...), knocking him out cold and giving DarkJediTJ some breathing space to recover from that nasty herring bite...*

 

Mixo pulls out his secret weapon and aims at Hawk and RP.

A TEASPOON FULL OF 1980s BELLYBUTTON LINT

 

<Lute, already a poor student, and now 1.5 million dollars poorer due to J.E's lawsuit begs passerby's for cash on the Big V corner. After many hours of scrounging up the cash and living in filth, Lute approaches DarkJediTJ>

"I need to buy a food weapon"

 

:: Passes Him a peice of Cheese ::

Here hurl it!

:: Meanwhile he grabs a PEice of Chocolate Cake and Hurls it at RP ::

 

Walks in with two cans of whiped cream and starts spraying anyone in sight.

 

*Uses a giant cheese wheel as a shield and ducks past Jedi princess, trying to find a super-carbonated can of Coke*

 

*Charges at Hawk and shoots lemon juice into his eyes*

 

*Shakes a super-carbonated can of Coke, pulls the pin, throws it at Brutus and runs like buggery*

 

In Slow Motion

*Sees can fly from Hawks hands*

[face_shocked]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo...........

*Attempts to dive away but is engulfed by a cloud of heavily foaming soft drink*

 

Watches Brutus duck and throws a can of YAK FAT back

 

*Swings a licorice whip at Hawk to hold him in place so that the YAK FAT hits*

 

*Bites through the licorice whip and pelts Brutus with Lifesavers*

 

Throws FADS (formerly known as FAGS ) at Hawk in retalliation.

 

*Dodges FADs Matrix-style, then breaks his back*