FF:VIC VicFF State wide FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by DarkJediTJ, Oct 3, 2002.

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  1. darth_brutus Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2002
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    *Cautiously approaches Hawk to see if the back is really damaged*

    *Sees that it isnt so he drops a Super Banana Bomb (the one out of Worms) and dives out of the way*

    *Detonates the bomb*
  2. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

    Member Since:
    Oct 23, 2001
    star 6
    *Flies to the other end of the room*


    Okay...you're gonna pay for that.


    *Consumes a really strong Tic Tac, turning his breath to minty, icy death*
  3. darth_brutus Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2002
    star 4
    *Quickly consumes a Vindaloo and a Lager to create hot and fiery belches as a defence*
  4. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 21, 2002
    star 5
    Rushes out to the garden and returns with a handfull of snails to fling at the H%$$^%$s
  5. darth_brutus Jedi Master

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    May 25, 2002
    star 4
    *Throws Snail-bait pellets at Mixo to kill his new minions*
  6. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 21, 2002
    star 5
    Does a Matrix style dodge and flings a shovel full of my Grandpappie's self made manure
  7. the_jedi_princess Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 26, 2002
    star 4
    *Does a Yoda with a bread stick as she moves through the crowd*

    YOU CAN'T SEE ME (unless in slow mo)
  8. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

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    Dec 26, 2000
    star 4
    :: Flings french fires over the crowd and watches as they all dodge and run away leaving Jedi Princess in the open ::

    MWAHAHAHAHA I'VE GOT YOU NOW!
  9. the_jedi_princess Jedi Master

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    Apr 26, 2002
    star 4
    *Levitates a truck into the air and the doors open.*

    I think not

    *Cream pies and coke fall from the sky and onto DarkJediTJ*
  10. Rogue_Product Jedi Master

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    Jun 12, 2002
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    ::Jumps from the side of PoT's U-Boat, screaming bloody murder. Grabs soft serve backpack and proceeds to drown Hawk in the sticky, goey substance, laiden with pig fat::
  11. Jet-Eye Jedi Master

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    Jan 10, 2001
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    Having felt cheated of missing a ride in PoT's U-boat, which he latter claims as being "overated", JE carefully places a banana peel in its path. Upon hitting the banana peel the U-boat spins wildly, throwing an unsuspecting PoT into the sky. Perhaps PoT should invest in something more practical, like JE's PEPSI CART with an automated pepsican-gun!!!
  12. Rogue_Product Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 12, 2002
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    ::Takes his soft serve gun and sprays J-E's pepsi cart, having taken several blows to the head from pepsi cans::
    Damn you J-E, but if I can't have the pepsi cart, I'm going to spoil all your fun too... :p








    Ah, the wistful past times of a spoilt brat...
  13. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

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    Dec 26, 2000
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    AHHHH NO! I've BEEN HIT! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

    :: Remembers its every man for himself ::

    Damn, I made this Thread There has too be some kinda loop hole!

    UH HUH! The moon is made of... CHEESE!

    :: Uses the "Forks" (Like force only too do with food) too move the moon slowly toward his opponent ::

    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh ****! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
  14. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
    star 5
    Mixo hurls at the city dwellers a pot of home made chicken leg soup!
  15. darth_brutus Jedi Master

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    May 25, 2002
    star 4
    *Throws lambs brains at Mixo*
  16. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

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    Dec 26, 2000
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    Use the Forks Damir, Use the Forks!

    :: Grabs Ten Kababs and throws them at Mixo ::

  17. Jedi_Master_Damir Jedi Master

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    Jan 19, 2002
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    *having been in a deep comma of rage since his last post, he finally wakes up to be hit with a piece of lamb brains flying obscurely thorough the air*

    Use the Fork Damir! use the Forks!
    *The soft voice of TJ echos through his head*


    The Forks!

    *Damirs takes out forks from pockets and starts throwing it at everyone like that guy from Mystery Men*
  18. darth_brutus Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2002
    star 4
    *Dodges JMDs fork*

    You call that a weapon?

    *Pulls out titanium-coated SPORK from pocket*

    Now THIS is a weapon! :D
  19. Jedi_Master_Damir Jedi Master

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    Jan 19, 2002
    star 4
    *Damir throws a fork at titanium-coated SPORK, managing to get it down the barrel just as Brutus was about to fire... making it explode the contents all over him*

    I'll take my forks over your super technology any day!

    :D
  20. darth_brutus Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2002
    star 4
    *Wonders if JMD truly understands the power of the mighty SPORK*

    Young Damir, your fork is nothing in comparison to my Spork.
    Its not quite a spoon,
    and not quite a fork.
    It is the great and wonderous
    Mighty SPORK!!!

    *Charges at Damir with his thus far undamaged SPORK*

    CHARGE!!!
  21. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
    star 5
    Mixo opens mouth and swallows those lamb's brains. Reacts with a swift slinging of bull's testcicles back at the foe
  22. The-Lute Jedi Knight

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    Sep 29, 2002
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    Lute finally wakes up, after a nice long nap. He still has the piece of cheese DarkJediTJ sold him. He eyes widen in fright, as his forcefield is completely covered in food goop. How is he gunna get out of this one? If he turns off the forcefield all the goop from the battle will fall on him.
    He proceeds to tunnel underground and up out the other side of the forcefield. Realising the cheese DarkJediTJ sold him was completely overpriced, he uses the force -which he learnt from a learning tape you listen to when you sleep title "Learn the force in your sleep!" - to lift the food and battle encrusted forcefield from the ground and fling it at DarkJediTJ at the speed of a bullet


    I will consider stopping the forcefield in its track if you give me a food weapon worthy of The Lute! No hang on I wont! This forcefield is the most powerful food weapon known to man!
  23. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 21, 2002
    star 5
    Frozen Milky Bar to Lute's head


  24. the_jedi_princess Jedi Master

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    Apr 26, 2002
    star 4
    *Finds a bag of marshmellows. Finds a rubber band. Instant sling shot. Aims for the back of everyone's head and acts innocent when they turn around while hiding the weapons.*

    I didn't do it.
  25. lordvaderFF FanForce Chapter Rep

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    Nov 29, 2000
    star 4
    *after standing quietly in the corner watching all the mayhem...LordvaderFF pulls out his ultimate weapons.*

    "Now witness the power of the armed and fully operational..........Wet & Dry Vaccum Cleaner"

    *Hands cleaner to a nearby Imperial Minion*

    "You may suck when ready commander!"

    A hush falls over the room as the "Death Vax" powers up.
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