Discussion in 'Community' started by Mortimer Snerd, May 9, 2013.
Really? That never happened before? Damn! And I thought my fast food places were bad...
The book Stardoc has been off shelves for years. I have searched many a used bookstores trying to find. Today, it is in my hands.
I played Lego Star Wars Battle Orders for the first time and I kicked ass.
I special ordered Chocolate Malt-O-Meal in bulk. I consider that a victory on the Supermarkets who decided to stop carrying it in their pathetic attempt to dictate what I want to eat from their "marketing and research"
A few days ago the guy behind the counter in a video games store gave me his number.
Also today I ate ice cream and 4 blueberry muffins. The muffins had a disappointing sponge to blueberry ratio but all in all, they were still delicious.
EDIT: Also got a new high score in Fruit Ninja Arcade mode.
We won our basketball game tonight and I made two baskets!
I thought you were the coach?
I'm the coach when the other coach doesn't show up. Otherwise I play cuz I'm a baller like that.
Spent the last couple weeks getting the house and a guest room in order to have daughter's mother in law stay with me over the weekend. She had a great time!
I drove from Fullerton to Glendale at back at 55 mpg and I was running the A/C!
(I consider this a First World Triumph.)
Not really a personal victory, but still awesome.
I did spend a lot of money in the Lego store tonight, but...
1. My children have been putting Saesee Tinn's starfighter together for the past half an hour..and they're getting along so well and being so quiet that I'm letting them stay up later than usual, and
2. I joined the Lego VIP club (free) and saved 10 dollars on the three Lego sets I bought.
Awesome! Can you buy me some Legos??
At Starbucks today, I stood in line behind a woman who had "Je ne regrette rien" tattooed on the back of her neck. I refrained from asking the obvious follow-up question.
I got a free lunch today
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
I successfully avoided getting robbed/whatever this evening with my cunning skills + agility.
I got cornered/harassed in the yogurt aisle while shopping, then the dudes waited outside until I left the store. They started following + shouting crap but thankfully hollywood + tourists = lots of crowds to lose people in. There's something about supermarkets that always seems to attract shady people.
GUYS I GOT PUBLISHED
it's on the internet, so it only halfway counts. but still.
Sounds rough though. You need that pepper spray.
2. "I was in a bar last week with a bunch of friends and something made me to look up from my iPhone for a second."
this is kind of a tragic opening. you don't need the "to" in that sentence. i was ready to HATE the rest of your article, but i didn't.
3. why would you murder an innocent ant? you are a horrible person.