Pittsburgh, PA "Virtual" Real World Pittsburgh

Discussion in 'NorthEast Regional Discussion' started by jedi_master_sal, Feb 19, 2003.

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  1. ben_ethus Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Dec 17, 2001
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    *thoroughly enjoys skating around rink with Kate*

    *hears Mike's offer for hot chocolate*

    I like 'at idea, Mike! I'll be with you fellas in a jiff.

    *heads off towards restroom*
    *eventually joins group in cafe area*
    *slurps down some hot cocoa*

    Tasty!

    *sees a group of three fellas wearing pith helmets, dungarees, and ice skates tear onto the rink*

    Looky there, mates! Wonder what that's all about...?

    *hears the following announced over the PA system:

    "G'day, mates and matettes! We hope you're throughly enjoying your day here at Happy Jack's! You'll be happy to know that we're about to begin our first Kangaroo Boxing event of the evening! As soon as our friendly employees wrangle the first volunteer off the ice, we'll be good to go!"
    *

    *watches the fellas with pith helmets carry John off the ice towards the boxing ring*

    Crikey! I 'ad no idea John was a boxer! This oughta be a hoot!
  2. Saberpilot Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    May 16, 2002
    star 4
    *giggles*
    These marshmallows in this cocoa are great!
  3. Shewski Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Jul 12, 2002
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    Let's go cheer John on!

    ::everyone bring their cocoa rinkside as the kangaroo emerges::

    You got this thing, John! Just think it's like Roo in Winnie the Pooh! You'll pound the stuffing out of it, you crazy hockey player!
  4. Fluke_Groundrunner Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2001
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    "Yeah, good luck John"

    ::personal Interview::
    I was really hoping that Kangaroo would pound the crap out of him"
  5. DarthDahc Jedi Youngling

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    Sep 4, 2002
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    *gets dropped into the rink*

    "alright what the 'beep' is going on"

    *someone shoves on bowing gloves and a mouth piece with a padded helmet*

    "Oh I see"

    ::aside::
    oh crap!
    ::end::
  6. Jedigirl514 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 22, 2002
    star 3
    will there be blood? I'll only watch if there is blood

    :aside
    I live for blood, i love blood!:
  7. Annoyed_LoftMate Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 1, 2003
    ::shortly before John gets thrown into the boxing ring, I visit his soon-to-be-opponent: Mr. Hoppy::

    ::looking around to ensure I am all alone in the animal cage area, I pull out the syringe I'd been concealing::

    ::I look Mr. Hoppy in the eyes and grin a most devious grin::

    Heh heh heh... That punk John will never know what hit him... Bwa ha ha ha ha!

    ::plunges syringe into Mr. Hoppy's neck::

    ::watches the drug take effect::

    ::where once there was a seemingly calm and mild-mannered kangaroo, now exists a coiled up ball of rage, frothing at the mouth, and mindlessly banging at the walls of its cage in furious, frustrated anger::

    Aheh heh heh.

    ::slips away into the dark::
  8. Shewski Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 12, 2002
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    ::The Kangaroo emerges::

    Holy crap! That's the most pissed off animal I've ever seen!

    Watch out for the tail, John! Stick and move!
  9. ben_ethus Jedi Padawan

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    Dec 17, 2001
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    Oy! Danger danger danger, John!

    Careful, mate, 'at ones mad as a cut snake!

    *aside*
    I've only seen a kangaroo that angry one other time... and it resulted in a lot of blood, broken limbs, and cracked skulls...
    *end aside*

    Watch his feet, mate! Watch his feet!

    *the fight starts*

    *sees the kangaroo ramming itself into John, all four limbs punching and kicking wildly*

    Crikey...
  10. DarthDahc Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Sep 4, 2002
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    "oh god oh god oh GOD!!!!"

    *Kangaroo comes towards him*

    *Gets the living crap beat out of him*

    *they have to use tazzers and tranquilizer darts to get the roo off him*


  11. Jedigirl514 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 22, 2002
    star 3
    YEAH! that was awesome! did i ever mention I LOVE blood?
  12. greencat336 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 27, 2001
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    Covering her eyes, Kate buries her face in Ethus's shouler.

    Sobbs, "That was horrible! Poor John."

    Guess its another trip back to the ER.
  13. Shewski Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Jul 12, 2002
    star 4
    Maybe John still has a chance...

    ::looks around::

    Aha!

    ::finds a hockey stick nearby, tosses it into the ring::

    Go Casey Jones on that Kanga, John!
  14. Saberpilot Jedi Padawan

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    May 16, 2002
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    *weeps onto Mike's shoulder*
    I can't stand blood! *burp*
    *aside*
    I can't believe this fight is happening.. I hate to see one of my roommates beat up- I could have finished them 1-2, but now poor John's fighting and he's getting beat up something awful.
    *end aside*
  15. DarthDahc Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Sep 4, 2002
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    *sees the hockey stick*

    "AHHHHH HERE IT GOES!"

    *Beats the crap outta the kangaroo*

    "YOUR OUTTA HERE! YOU USED AN ILLEGAL WEAPON" yells a employee

    "Woh, woh WOH! SEE YOU GUYS LATER!"

    *kicked out*

    ::aside::
    ouch!
    ::end::

  16. Shewski Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 12, 2002
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    :: to everyone::

    Well, I had a good time skating, but I'd rather make sure that John is ok... but I am kinda hungry. Anyone up for Eat N Park?
  17. DarthDahc Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Sep 4, 2002
    star 3
    "Hey guys I'm over...."

    *sees car pull away with everyone*

    ::aside::
    Ya know I tried to be nice and its not working. So I'm done. There getting it again
    ::end::

    *starts walking home*
  18. Mrs_jedi_1966 Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 14, 2002
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    ***disgruntled viewer = thumps her TV a couple a times < thinking her set is broke> ***

    What happened to the show???????????
  19. Shewski Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Jul 12, 2002
    star 4
    ::arrives back at the loft::

    I think I forgot something... but I can't place what...


    ::YAWN!::

    Boy, I'm tired. I'm gonna get ready for bed. Did anyone bring any movies? I want to watch something before going to bed, but there is nothing good on Tv.
  20. ben_ethus Jedi Padawan

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    Dec 17, 2001
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    *gets back to the loft*

    Movie sounds just right. Need some background noise while me an' Kate administer those massages to each other anyhow... [face_mischief]

    I got "Romper Stomper," "BMX Bandits," and "The Road Warrior." How's any of those sound?

    *aside*
    Feels like forgot something...
    *pats down pockets*
    Keys... check
    Wallet... check
    *shrug*
    Oh well...
    *end aside*
  21. Kate_VRW Jedi Youngling

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    Feb 22, 2003
    Kate has changed into 'Daisy Duke' shorts and a tank top. Walking back into the living room, carrying a bottle of massage oil, she says, "I'm not really into sci-fi. Ethus, why don't you and I go into the bedroom and get to those massages?"

    Kate and Ethus go into the bedroom, closing the door behind them. "You first" grins Kate, pulling off Ethus' shirt and gently pushing him face down onto the bed. Pouring a little oil on his bare, muscular back, Kate stradles his hips and says, "Did you ever get that feeling that you've forgotten something but can't for the life of you think what it might be? Oh, never mind. We've got more important things to do." [face_devil]
  22. Saberpilot Jedi Padawan

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    May 16, 2002
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    *waggles an eyebrow at Mike*
    Hmm.. it's getting kind of cold in here- what do you say we warm things a bit up? ^_~
  23. Shewski Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 12, 2002
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    Sounds like fun.... I never did get to use the hot tub before!

    Screw movie, a nice hot tubbing will end the night well. Any other ladies interested?

    ::raises eyebrows suggestively::

    ::aside::

    Even if its' just me and Whit, It'll still be all good. After all this violence and stealing, I need to unwind. Maybe we will get some jobs tomorrow, after all, it's been a while since we've moved in and we can't spend every day clubbing... although that would be fun as well!

    ::end::
  24. Saberpilot Jedi Padawan

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    May 16, 2002
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    *smiles*
    *holds Mike's hand and drags him over to the hot tub area*
    *aside*
    This will be so much fun- and I've been hoping to get alone with Mike the whole time I've been here.. I hope no one else wants to come along.
    *end aside*
    *burps quietly*
  25. jedi_master_sal Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    May 20, 2002
    star 4
    And so ends this episode or
    Real World Pittsburgh

    Will Ben and Kate go further than massages. What about Mike and Whitney?

    It seems things are heating up.....

    Stayed tuned for (what number are we up to) Episode 6?

    "The Heat Is On"




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