"Virtual" Real World Pittsburgh

*smiles*
I love swimming in hot tubs- they're so much fun! They're nice and warm and you can rest your head on someone's shoulder... *sigh* They're so nice.
Mike, would you like to.. *blushes bright red* pet my tail? My family considers it a sign of special trust if you pet their tail.
*tail rises out of the hot tub so that Mike can pet her tail*
(*trust me- no 'bad business'*)

As long as Mike doesn't offer the same back..........

Producer's note:
We've put coloring gel in the hot tub as well as in the lotion. Mike and Whitney will be a nice shade of purple after they get out of the tub and Ben and Kate will be a bright green after they're respective massages. Yeah we're stinkers but hey gotta keep up ratings.

In the meantime, let's get back to normal viewing.

*gets out of hot tub*
*bawls loudly*
Not only am I a feline humanoid now, but I'm also purple!
*runs off to her room bawling*

::walks into room, doesn't notice that he's purple::

What the?

::Ethus enters::

Dude, what happened to you? You're all green!

::an interchanges, reminiscent of "Dude, Where's My Car" proceeds to occur, with many utterances of "Dude!" and "Mate!"::

Well, I better go see if Whitney is Ok....

::aside::
I petted her tail, but I have no clue what that means. She was having a good time before that, at least. Who wouldn't, hot tubbing with Mike is the cure for all ills. Anyways, I'm really confused, and now I'm purple. I'm freakin' Grimace! Or worse yet, Barney! What a day...

*walks into the loft*

*looks at mike and shows him a 'bird' he saw earlier as he ran across a highway*

"..A CURSE ON BOTH OF YOUR HOUSES!"

"You all have brought this upon you and now i give up for no man."

*starts by dumping a foot tall pile of dirt in the hot tub*

::aside::
ding ding ding round two!
::end::

woah, I am just going to sit back and watch...no body can trick me!

I may be purple, but why is John dumping dirt in the hot tub? It needs to be cleaned out anyways, sheesh!

"You all have brought this upon yourself, and allie for that remark you will be gotten!"

*goes to pet shop gets a snake puts it and a bunch of rats in fridge*

G'day, mates.

*enjoys Kate's massage, and returns the favor*

*afterwards, watches as we both turn green*

Well, now... 'at's a first.

*heads back to main room*
*sees John dump dirt in the hot tub*
*sees a purple Mike looking annoyed*

Crikey.

*aside*
I suddenly remembered what I forgot... How much I hate that piker John. He's befouling the hot tub again, and is probably responsible for the difference in me pigment coloration. Where did MTV find this guy???
*end aside*

Mike! We need to talk!

*goes to other room to confer with Mike*

What's on your mind, Ethus?

::wondering if chicks dig purple and green men::

::Fluke wonders on over, looks at the colored four in amusment::

"What the? You two look like the purple people eaters... and you other two, well... your just green. What up wit dat?"

::Mike starts to ecplain something about a joke played by the show and I look at John in bewilderment::

::Looks at John::

"John, where did they get you at with the red dye?"

::John responds in a grumbled voice..."It's not dye"::

::Looking like I already knew it wasn't with a smirk on my face::

::Says sarcastically::

"Ohhhhhh, that's right. You are red from that whoppin the kangaroo put on you. And I almost forgot about that hilarious moment. First a right hook, then a left uppercut, then a head butt, and... well it all seemed like one continous beating. Maybe you should keep putting dirt ion the hot tub and take a mud bath, it whould help."

"Yea that kangaroowas funny so are you clothes buryed underneath the hole i needed to dig for the dirt in the hot tub, don't bother looking i imported the dirt in the back of mikes car... opps thats right mikes car is all dirty now."

::aside::
Oh i love it two down 4 to go
::end::

*still is bawling in her room*
Oh whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy me???

"EEEKKKK! I'm GREEN! Ethus, you're green! What the [bleep]! That rotten little [bleep] John! And we even were trying to get along with him!

This green stuff better come off!" Kate looks at green Ethus, looks down at her own green skin, looks back at Ethus and gives a wicked grin. "I need a shower. If you scrub my back, I'll scrub yours."

::::: Side note:::::

No cameras in the bathroom.

::::::::::::::::::::

A little while later . . . Kate heads to the kitchen to make a little snack for Ethus and herself (got to keep the energy levels up)

"EEEEEEECCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK! There are RATS and SNAKES! HELP!" Kate runs screaming from the kitchen, and into Ethus's arms.

"3 down 3 to go, or maybe four i think whitney is tramatized."

*is going insane in her room because she has gotten locked in*
Not only am I purple, now I'm stuck in here FOREVER!!!!! *bawls*

I am leaving on friday for Savannah because mt cousin had a baby so i have to help her because he was premature, I will be there for a week then the day after I come back I am going to Youthfest at my camp so I can see my friend and will be there for three days.
I'm leaving at 6 AM on friday, which kinda sucks because I'm going to the Good Charlotte and New Found Glory concert the night before....just thought I should tell you that!

Phew! Today was a busy day. Eventually we all got our colors off, and now we found out what our job would be. We are helping to make a student Star Wars fan film. I think this is all good, since we all like the movies. Anyways, today was the first day of shooting, and it went really well. I got to play Luke Skywalker, and everyone else is helping out in some capacity. Allie has to leave, so I hope she has can come back soon. I'm tired- I'm gonna hit the sack now!

Ethus is still sleeping, so Kate goes into the kitchen and puts on some heavy duty plastic gloves. Into a large garbage bag goes all the contents of the fridge (which include a number of no longer living rats and snakes). The entire inside of the fridge is SCRUBBED and wiped down with bleach.

The contents of the garbage bag, along with the bleach rags and scrubbie sponges is relocated to its new home. Which is atop the sleeping John.

"Touch my kitchen again and I'll make what that kangaroo did to you look like love taps!" Grrrrrrr

as kate walks away he throws the bag with contents at her which knocks her over and makes her smell like sh... crap.

and falls back asleep

::a knock on the door::
cahd answers, and ed walks in- dressed in rags- "dang cops, dont give me new clothes"

IM BACK!!!!!!!

hows the room fluke??

looks at the little kid as he walks in.

"who are you and what are you just barging in here for"

looks over at an enraged crying kate.

"haha you suck"

"Pee in the hot tub. Rats in the fridge. Dye on me. Nasty comments! That's IT! I'M NOT TAKING THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!"

A completely freaked out Kate starts screaming profanity like a banshee (mostly a very descriptive commentary on John's personal hygene, ancestors, and physical/mental/sexual shortcomings). Kate grabs a nice heavy caste iron skillet from the kitchen and attacks John, furiously pounding on him. Occasionally clawing with long sharp fingernails and yanking of hair are added in for variety.

John can do nothing but try to protect his head and 'assets' as the berserking Valkaryie attacks him.

takes of shoe and smacks john over head

just had to do it

does this mean im welcome back?!?!?!?!

i hope so
cause i need some of kates good cooking!!

after done being beaten by kate he looks over at the little one and says

"good cooking? hahahahahahahahaha!!!!"

"She couldn't heat a hamburger up from mcdonalds!"

grabs kate and pulls her aside:

"ya know i would like to just let bygones be bygones........"














"NNNNAAAAWWWWW!"


*GIVES KATE A SWIRLEY!*