Visitors and tourists this way, please! --->

For crying out loud, the pig's head is a link! Just press it! And I'm not into hurting animals either...

 

Vegetarians eat my food's food

 

Damn straight! Carrots have feelings too, you know.

A link... a link? Interesting... I've seen that movie - it was pretty cute, but nothing special. Watched Thank you for smoking yesterday with my brother, and I really liked it. Felt a bit short, though. Maybe because I was busy cuddling my kitten who has now been given a name: Mazikeen.

 

And one day the carrots will rise and the vegetable revolution will start, and all the vegetarians will be lined up against the wall...

 

I dread to think about what will happen when the animal revolution starts...

 

Oh, that one is easy. Lots and lots of guns... But how can you kill a carrot with a gun? That just doesn't happen...

 

Maybe we can use a really big BOMB?

 

I'm pretty sure that when the animals make their stand they'll have the vegetables by their side... The last Alliance of critters and flora... The rabbit and the carrot shall stand united, to face the common enemy! And we'll need a heck of a lot more than a peeler and a gun...

 

So, it is to be war between us?

 

If these commands (for more meat) are not met, a disaster beyond your wildest imaginations will occur!

Possibly it will involve popcorn.

 

By using the term "pop corn" you know that you are actually saying corn, right? What is the meaning here, corn will be used against the meat... uh, the animals that is, by the animals, or is it just going to be one of the collateral damages of this disastrous war? And in any case, what about the storks?

 

I believe she means that she would sit in a comfy chair by the side of the battle with a big bowl of pop corn looking at the spectacle.

 

I'd like to do that... sounds nice.

 

I guess I didn't really think of that... It does sound nice...

 

Watching a spectacle while eating popcorn is an old tradition here.

 

The spectacle usually of the violent and/or kinky kind.

 

I don't sit around watching violent/kinky things... I participate. As long saI get popcorn.

 

Oh-ho, participating in violent things while eating popcorn... You'd be an easy target for the enemy though...

 

Nope, 'cause I've got some massive multitasking skills. It's written in my CV. It must be true.

 

I wrote an application for a job yesterday where I said I was a hard-working and positive individual. Does this mean it's true?

 

When it comes to CVs and applications, you leave all truth behind...

 

But you ARE fluent in German, sweetheart...

Nina - hardworking? *blinks* Well. Wasn't it Hitler who said that people are more ready to accept a huge lie than a small one?