[WAFFLE] Topic 3,000: Come Get Yer Waffles!!!

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  1. Jedi_Knight_Birr Retired RSA

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    don't be to proud of this technological terror you created. it is insignifigant next to the power of the waffle.








    as demostrated by the fact that we have almost 150 posts about waffles 8-}.
  2. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    That's no moon -- that's a waffle station!
  3. buffy_wine Jedi Master

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    200 posts, here we come! Bwhahahah! So, what do you like on your waffles? I like syrup and sugar. Sometimes cherries.
  4. MoD-Sith Jedi Master

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    i like ether lots of butter and maple syrup, or strawberry syrup and strawberries and whiped cream.
  5. melodyann Jedi Master

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    no whipped cream...evil
  6. Imperial_Birrer Jedi Master

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    I like my waffels witha little butter. nothing else.
  7. anthonymaul Jedi Master

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    I like them with strawberries
  8. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    I like waffles plain and fresh out of the toaster. They make good running-out-the-door-late-to-work breakfast snack like that.
  9. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    When I can actually sit down and enjoy them, I like 'em with a decent smattering of butter and syrup. Sometimes I'll even drink white milk with them (rarely drink milk unless it's chocolate).
  10. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    When I'm feeling adventurous, I'll top them with chocolate chips and whip cream.

    Mmmmm...
  11. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    And using them for sammiches instead of bread...

    YUM.
  12. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    And uneaten waffles (perish the thought) can be used as devastating thrown weapons after they've gone stale.

    I think the Predators saw this potential in waffles, and thus, that was their inspiration for the many different types of throwing discs they use.
  13. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    It's probably a good thing I'm not allowed to have waffles very often.

    I would become the Waffle King.
  14. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    And perhaps all my maidens would be dressed like Aunt Jemima...

    ...except in the colors of my Waffle Kingdom, which would aptly be the golden color of a finely toasted waffle, and the harsh metal gleem of cold steel, with which I would use to conquer other nations.
  15. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    My minions would wear armor reminscent of the great samurai warriors of feudal Japan. The plates would be made of compressed waffles, and laminated with the finest of maple tree saps. Under that, a few well-placed armor plates of teflon-coated cookware-grade steel would give added protection against harsher attacks.
  16. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    The weapons...also made of the same cookware-grade steel, would also have the magickal non-stick coating that allows me to have unblemished waffles...
  17. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    And what would be a great nation, without religion?

    Scholars have noted that Jesus, Buddha, and, umm...some other guy all lived within the same time period as each other. It is likely, that with a general undertone of being peaceful and honorable to one's brothers prevalent in all the religions that have sprang up from these men...

    ...were all discussed together, perhaps while enjoying a delightful breakfast of waffles in their robes under a great oak tree.

    Edit: Sheesh. My speeling's getting bad in my old age.
  18. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    It would turn out that waffles were created as a holy food, meant to bring together mankind. These earlier waffles were broken together in goodwill and brotherhood.

    Their connections to the earth, and the trees would eventually bring about the use of maple syrup for annointing said waffles. Trees would be worshipped for their gifts, and be treated as brothers. One would strive to become one with the trees...

    The great One would speak during his early morning lectures...

    "Eat this waffle, for it is thy body, and drink this syrup, for it is thy blood."
  19. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    Ummm...don't...ask...where any of that came from...

    Cuz I dunno.
  20. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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  21. McLean Jedi Knight

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    simpsons quote-


    marge-"lisa, waffles"

    lisa-"oh boy! waffles! heeyyyy, these are just square pancakes."

    marge"sorry honey. the waffle iron is in the shop"


    lisa-"*mumbles* stupid waffle irons been in the shop forever*mumble*"


  22. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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  23. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    [image=http://home.comcast.net/~josh.anaya/waffles2.jpg]
  24. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    Oh my. I can't believe I've forgotten something that goes with that picture.

    *ahem*

    WAFFLES!!!
  25. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    I just changed my icons to some kind of...well...I'm not really sure what race he is, but I bet they like waffles!
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