Wait a minute...

No, no, no. You're all wrong. "And then he told me his secret. 'I am not the real Boba Fett,' he said, 'my name is Ryan. I inherited this ship from the previous Boba Fett just as you will inherite it from me. The man I inherited it from was not the real Boba Fett either; his name was Cummberbund. The original Boba Fett has been retired for 15 years and living like a king on Corellia.'"
Duh. And Vergere's his sister and that Mayor dude's his dad.

 

Gotta' love the Princess Bride!

 

The two cruise the Galaxy fighting the Vong on their own now, since Chewie paid his life-debt to Han and now owes it to Fett.

I think that's a pretty good guess. They're cruising the galaxy in their customized BobaMobile, harassing the Vong at every turn. They're trying to keep a low profile, so they aren't taking credit for any of the successes they've had. Kyp Durron's actually taken to following them around, then claiming that he was responsible for their accomplishments.

As if we needed another reason to dislike Kyp...

 

i do love the Princess Bride! Wesley never dies!

But I will not tolerate people being mean to Kyp!!!!!!!!! He is the best character in the whole EU!!!!!!!!!!!! I love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So don't diss him.

 

Westley mostly dies....

 

Yeah, if he'd been all dead, it would have been hopeless. But seriously, I thought Fett was running a smutty holonetwork from somewhere out on the Rim?

Am I the only one who is not fascinated by Fett, and, in fact, finds him somewhat boring?

 

No you aren't, I just don't get the whole Fett thing either.

 

Spoilers:

Umm... Fett is a human. Unless you have your eyes closed, he's in Epi II. He cannot be Velgere. She's a... something.

And if he was in Epi-II, he's got to be, about... 65+ years old.