Phx waiting for general disorder

I will drive with my toes, I will cry when I laugh, I will laugh when I cry

 

We will run with scissors in our hands, brake with our left foot, and swap the contents of salt and pepper shakers.

 

Greetings again my Legionaires!

We will wear depends for shorts. We will slam every door that we walk through. We will breed Cockroaches and eat them like hors d'oeuvres. We will not smile and we will not laugh, We will pick our noses to salute one another.
Finally we will scratch the chalkboard with our nails, smoke in the bathroom, and lipsynch all of the Milli Vanilli songs while chewing a package of Zebra striped gum.

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These are the General Disorders.

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It sure has been quiet lately...I need my daily fix of Captain Chaos and General Disorder....Where'd they go?

 

I just ran around with scissors. This of course happened after we drank bottles of whiskey and ate bowls of sugar with 4th graders, and elderly people who retired from the go-go palace in Detroit. We then called up working girls and arranged for them to meet us at grave yards with lunch meats and find a Jim or Steve. Then we sent pizza delivery guys to the same place told them to look for the girl and introduce them self as Jim or Steve then giggled because we didn't show up.

 

Life is but a game and we are playthings of the gods