Waco, TX Wanta feel smart?

Discussion in 'MidSouth Regional Discussion' started by Amidala Starkiller, Feb 7, 2004.

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  1. Amidala Starkiller Force Ghost

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    Dec 11, 1999
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    I got this my e-mail ages ago thought I share it. :)



    Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
    Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
    --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.


    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
    --Mariah Carey


    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
    important part of your life,"
    --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.


    "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
    --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.


    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.


    "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
    --A congressional candidate in Texas.


    "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
    --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark


    "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
    --Al Gore, Vice President


    "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
    --Dan Quayle


    " It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another"
    --George Bush, US President


    "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do e need?"
    --Lee Iacocca


    "I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version."
    --Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.


    "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
    --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.


    "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
    --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.


    "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
    --Bill Clinton, President


    "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
    --Al Gore, VP


    "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from
    overseas."
    --Keppel Enderbery


    "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
    --Department of Social Services, Greenville,
    South Carolina


    If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the
    next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
    --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
  2. DARTHGOON Jedi Master

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    Mar 24, 2002
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    somebody can type well thats for sure!
  3. Xanatos12 Jedi Knight

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    Jan 13, 2002
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    those are awesome Elizabeth, I think the first one is the best though. Although I think some of them are more Yogism's than stupid.
  4. DARTHGOON Jedi Master

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    Mar 24, 2002
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    yeah after reading the first one my IQ dropped into the negatives I think,LOL!!!
  5. Darth_Mauled Jedi Master

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    Mar 16, 2002
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    There's no hope for you now Robert! LOL :D
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