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***WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE***

Discussion in 'London UK' started by Yoshee, Aug 15, 2003.

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  1. Yoshee

    Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Large reward payed for the capture or execution of the Serial Northerner, Dark_Elf_Queen.

    She is to be considerd armed and dangerous. She will also try to use her feminine ways to seduce her way out of trouble, don't be fooled.

    The list of crimes she has comitted are as follows...

    The recent drowning of TattyFromTheBlock

    The attempted murder of Emerald_Green.

    20+ Counts of decapitation of fellow FFUK members over the last 13 or so months.

    10 Counts of torture by Marrow upon Ramble_Boba.

    200+ Counts of greavous bodily harm to Yoshi-Toshi (me).

    Another 15 counts of attempted murder around the forums.

    Countless incidents of abduction and torture upon various posters.

    Trying to bribe Mods and CR's with sexual favours.

    And last but not least, she is a Northern, the most serious of all the crimes.


    She must be stopped at all costs. Below are some photo-fits of said fugative, she has more than one guise so be alert, and remember if she speaks, cover your ears.

    [image=http://www1.theforce.net/icons/anewhope/TFN_stormtrooper.gif] [image=http://www1.theforce.net/jc/icons/thephantommenace/maul01.gif] [image=http://www.toplookalikes.plus.com/savpg1a.jpg] [image=http://www.ag.ohio-state.edu/~ansci/facilities/images/sheep.jpg]





     
  2. Dark_Elf_Queen

    Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [face_laugh]

    :eek:

    [face_plain]

    :(

    :_|

    *Hides recently kidnapped Stormtrooper behind back*

    :D
     
  3. EMERALD_GREENE

    EMERALD_GREENE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    This should be posted over in the Houston FF as well, since she also shot the CR over there. WELL DONE Yoshee!


    Looks like her crime wave continues. I just came from Victoria, AU & she's amputated someone's hand there. Should probably post this over there too. WE'LL GET YOU YET WOMAN!
     
  4. Dark_Elf_Queen

    Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *Manic laughter is heard from the shadows* [face_laugh]
     
  5. TK_Four_Two_One

    TK_Four_Two_One Jedi Master star 5

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    *pushes D_Q outta the shadows*

    this is my hiding place... find yer own!!!
     
  6. Dark_Elf_Queen

    Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    One more count of murder isn't going to bother me now TK!

    You gonna let me back in or do I have to answer another charge hmmmm? :p
     
  7. TK_Four_Two_One

    TK_Four_Two_One Jedi Master star 5

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    [puppy_dog_eyes]

    you wouldnt, would you?
     
  8. Dark_Elf_Queen

    Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [face_mischief]

    What do you think? [face_devil]

    ... and put them puppy dog eyes down EWWWWW!!!
     
  9. Yoshee

    Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    OI TK, ya could have got yerself a big fat reward then, but ya let her go!! :eek: :p

    @E_G- Don't worry, this shall be posted in all the relevent places! ;)

    I ran out of time earlier :p
     
  10. Dark_Elf_Queen

    Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    HAHAHAH!!!! TK loves me :p
     
  11. Yoshee

    Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Hmmmmm i must now put a bounty out on anyone who aids you evading your punishment.. [face_mischief]

    ****UPDATE****

    In addition to above reward notice, i am also going to pay a bounty for the capture of anyone aiding DEQ. So far this refers to TK421.

    A nice fresh kipper to the man/woman who catches him!
     
  12. Dark_Elf_Queen

    Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oh dear... involving TK in my crimewave too [face_laugh]

    Ahhhhh living here oop North you get used to being on your own for extended periods of time in all terrains too... you'll NEVER catch me [face_devil]
     
  13. Yoshee

    Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Oh...you are mistaken, you will be caught! [face_devil]

    //Shoots DEQ in the legs with blaster....

    Now try running ya half pint Sith wannabe! [face_devil]
     
  14. Dark_Elf_Queen

    Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [face_laugh]

    Silly Yoshee... you don't have a blaster only....... OH ME!! and I have blastproof armour on [face_devil]

    *Flicks blaster OFF stun*

    *AIMS*

    *Shoots Yosh in the knee*

    That should slow YOU down :D :p
     
  15. Yoshee

    Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    HA!! That wasn't my knee!! :p

    Hang on...

    //Looks down....

    :eek: :eek: :_|
     
  16. Dark_Elf_Queen

    Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I only said I was AIMING at your knee... who knws where I'll ACTUALLY hit :p
     
  17. Yoshee

    Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    //Grabbing crotch....

    Well i'l give ya 2 guesses where ya hit! :_|
     
  18. Dark_Elf_Queen

    Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [face_laugh]

    That'll cool your ardour for a while!

    ... and NO I'm not gonna kiss it better for you :p
     
  19. Yoshee

    Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Well thank god for small mercys then, i might catch that awefull Northern virus off you :p
     
  20. Dark_Elf_Queen

    Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    :eek:

    It's never concerned you in the past :p

    *Shoots Yosh in the jacobs again just for good measure* :p
     
  21. Yoshee

    Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    :eek: :eek:

    That wasn't my jacobs, that was my knee. :_|

     
  22. Dark_Elf_Queen

    Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Tee Hee

    *tries again*

    HEY I need all the target practice I can get! Maybe I should try E_G again... finish the job off properly this time eh? [face_devil]

    *Runs off to find E_G*
     
  23. Yoshee

    Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    :eek:

    I wouldn't do that if i were you!! [face_plain]
     
  24. Dark_Elf_Queen

    Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *sniggers*

    *Hides and waits for E_G* [face_devil]
     
  25. Yoshee

    Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I'd better warn him then!! :D
     
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