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Discussion in 'Mid West Regional Discussion' started by Yoshee, Aug 15, 2003.

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  1. Yoshee

    Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Large reward payed for the capture or execution of the Serial Northerner, Dark_Elf_Queen.

    She is to be considerd armed and dangerous. She will also try to use her feminine ways to seduce her way out of trouble, don't be fooled.

    The list of crimes she has comitted are as follows...

    The recent drowning of TattyFromTheBlock

    The attempted murder of Emerald_Green.

    20+ Counts of decapitation of fellow FFUK members over the last 13 or so months.

    10 Counts of torture by Marrow upon Ramble_Boba.

    200+ Counts of greavous bodily harm to Yoshi-Toshi (me).

    Another 15 counts of attempted murder around the forums.

    Countless incidents of abduction and torture upon various posters.

    Trying to bribe Mods and CR's with sexual favours.

    And last but not least, she is a Northern, the most serious of all the crimes.


    She must be stopped at all costs. Below are some photo-fits of said fugative, she has more than one guise so be alert, and remember if she speaks, cover your ears.

    [image=http://www1.theforce.net/icons/anewhope/TFN_stormtrooper.gif] [image=http://www1.theforce.net/jc/icons/thephantommenace/maul01.gif] [image=http://www.toplookalikes.plus.com/savpg1a.jpg] [image=http://www.ag.ohio-state.edu/~ansci/facilities/images/sheep.jpg]





     
  2. Sebulba_Sloan

    Sebulba_Sloan RSA Alumni star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    LMFAOROTF @ Serial Northerner [face_laugh]
     
  3. Dark_Elf_Queen

    Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    :eek:

    What about the blackmail charges?! I bribed the officer in question not to turn me in too :D
     
  4. EMERALD_GREENE

    EMERALD_GREENE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    This should be posted over in the Houston FF as well, since she also shot the CR over there. WELL DONE Yoshee!





    THERE SHE IS! Come here you! I wanna TALK to you ... :eek: [face_devil]
     
  5. Dark_Elf_Queen

    Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I just cut someones had off a la Star Wars too :D

    Errrrr...

    *runs away* [face_mischief]
     
  6. Yoshee

    Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    If you would care to drop into London Nic, you'll see it'll be hard for you to run anywhere for quite a while :D
     
  7. Dark_Elf_Queen

    Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    DURRRRRRRRR!!!!!! Armour [face_mischief]
     
  8. Tatty-from-the-Block

    Tatty-from-the-Block Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Reports of my demise are greatly exaggerated. As if I could truly be done in by a simple drowning.

    Why, why, why do I waste time with such amateurs?

     
  9. EMERALD_GREENE

    EMERALD_GREENE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Well, I'm glad to hear you're ok but it was an understanmdable mistake. You LOOK dead, after all ...
     
  10. Dark_Elf_Queen

    Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *Runs in shoots Tatty* [face_laugh]

    *Puts blaster back to stun and shoots E_G too just for good measure* [face_mischief]
     
  11. Yoshee

    Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London star 6 Staff Member Manager

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  12. JediJeff13

    JediJeff13 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Two things:

    1) That first picture looks much more like the Imperial traitor Davin Felth. Look closer around the eyes.

    And 2) - I thought this was a thread about a Journey song from the Escape album. :(
     
  13. QUEEN-KARENDALA

    QUEEN-KARENDALA Jedi Padawan star 4

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    nope- Bon Jovi
     
  14. JediJeff13

    JediJeff13 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    See....I had gotten my hopes up.

    <sigh>
     
  15. Tatty-from-the-Block

    Tatty-from-the-Block Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Bon Jovi, indeed.

    Sorry, kiddies. I'm still not dead. Your methods are weak, unoriginal, and obviously ineffective.

    Please resume your infighting now.
     
  16. __KypDurron

    __KypDurron Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Why dont you just go to France, everyone will run away from you.


     
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