***WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE***

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  1. Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London

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    Large reward payed for the capture or execution of the Serial Northerner, Dark_Elf_Queen.

    She is to be considerd armed and dangerous. She will also try to use her feminine ways to seduce her way out of trouble, don't be fooled.

    The list of crimes she has comitted are as follows...

    The recent drowning of TattyFromTheBlock

    The attempted murder of Emerald_Green.

    20+ Counts of decapitation of fellow FFUK members over the last 13 or so months.

    10 Counts of torture by Marrow upon Ramble_Boba.

    200+ Counts of greavous bodily harm to Yoshi-Toshi (me).

    Another 15 counts of attempted murder around the forums.

    Countless incidents of abduction and torture upon various posters.

    Trying to bribe Mods and CR's with sexual favours.

    And last but not least, she is a Northern, the most serious of all the crimes.


    She must be stopped at all costs. Below are some photo-fits of said fugative, she has more than one guise so be alert, and remember if she speaks, cover your ears.



    [image=http://www1.theforce.net/icons/anewhope/TFN_stormtrooper.gif] [image=http://www1.theforce.net/jc/icons/thephantommenace/maul01.gif] [image=http://www.toplookalikes.plus.com/savpg1a.jpg] [image=http://www.ag.ohio-state.edu/~ansci/facilities/images/sheep.jpg]



  2. Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Master

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    It's all lies I tell you... the man is clearly insane :p
  3. Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London

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    //Makes a quick dash to grab the fiendish Dark_Elf_Queen....

    Come ere ya slippery Northern! [face_mischief]
  4. Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Master

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    Dec 3, 2002
    star 4
    *jumps out of window*

    NOT a chance Mr :p
  5. merlin Force Ghost

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  6. goldbubbly Jedi Master

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  7. Slowmo Jedi Knight

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    I gotta agree with you there goldbubbly
  8. AlexiAlexander Jedi Knight

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    Jun 3, 2002
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    Notice how we're the HFF and they are the FFUK. I mean its no wonder they have problems with psychopaths.
  9. Darth-Stryphe Former Mod and City Rep

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    Apr 24, 2001
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    This thread feels me with great confusion.
  10. Fingorfin Jedi Master

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    Nov 7, 2001
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    It makes sense to me.
  11. AlexiAlexander Jedi Knight

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