Hou, TX ***WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE***

Large reward payed for the capture or execution of the Serial Northerner, Dark_Elf_Queen.

She is to be considerd armed and dangerous. She will also try to use her feminine ways to seduce her way out of trouble, don't be fooled.

The list of crimes she has comitted are as follows...

The recent drowning of TattyFromTheBlock

The attempted murder of Emerald_Green.

20+ Counts of decapitation of fellow FFUK members over the last 13 or so months.

10 Counts of torture by Marrow upon Ramble_Boba.

200+ Counts of greavous bodily harm to Yoshi-Toshi (me).

Another 15 counts of attempted murder around the forums.

Countless incidents of abduction and torture upon various posters.

Trying to bribe Mods and CR's with sexual favours.

And last but not least, she is a Northern, the most serious of all the crimes.

She must be stopped at all costs. Below are some photo-fits of said fugative, she has more than one guise so be alert, and remember if she speaks, cover your ears.



[image=http://www1.theforce.net/icons/anewhope/TFN_stormtrooper.gif] [image=http://www1.theforce.net/jc/icons/thephantommenace/maul01.gif] [image=http://www.toplookalikes.plus.com/savpg1a.jpg] [image=http://www.ag.ohio-state.edu/~ansci/facilities/images/sheep.jpg]

 

It's all lies I tell you... the man is clearly insane

 

//Makes a quick dash to grab the fiendish Dark_Elf_Queen....

Come ere ya slippery Northern!

 

*jumps out of window*

NOT a chance Mr

 

silly london people.

 

I gotta agree with you there goldbubbly

 

Notice how we're the HFF and they are the FFUK. I mean its no wonder they have problems with psychopaths.

 

This thread feels me with great confusion.

 

It makes sense to me.

 

It feels you too.