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Hou, TX ***WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE***

Discussion in 'MidSouth Regional Discussion' started by Yoshee, Aug 15, 2003.

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  1. Yoshee

    Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Large reward payed for the capture or execution of the Serial Northerner, Dark_Elf_Queen.

    She is to be considerd armed and dangerous. She will also try to use her feminine ways to seduce her way out of trouble, don't be fooled.

    The list of crimes she has comitted are as follows...

    The recent drowning of TattyFromTheBlock

    The attempted murder of Emerald_Green.

    20+ Counts of decapitation of fellow FFUK members over the last 13 or so months.

    10 Counts of torture by Marrow upon Ramble_Boba.

    200+ Counts of greavous bodily harm to Yoshi-Toshi (me).

    Another 15 counts of attempted murder around the forums.

    Countless incidents of abduction and torture upon various posters.

    Trying to bribe Mods and CR's with sexual favours.

    And last but not least, she is a Northern, the most serious of all the crimes.


    She must be stopped at all costs. Below are some photo-fits of said fugative, she has more than one guise so be alert, and remember if she speaks, cover your ears.



    [image=http://www1.theforce.net/icons/anewhope/TFN_stormtrooper.gif] [image=http://www1.theforce.net/jc/icons/thephantommenace/maul01.gif] [image=http://www.toplookalikes.plus.com/savpg1a.jpg] [image=http://www.ag.ohio-state.edu/~ansci/facilities/images/sheep.jpg]



     
  2. Dark_Elf_Queen

    Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    It's all lies I tell you... the man is clearly insane :p
     
  3. Yoshee

    Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    //Makes a quick dash to grab the fiendish Dark_Elf_Queen....

    Come ere ya slippery Northern! [face_mischief]
     
  4. Dark_Elf_Queen

    Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Dec 3, 2002
    *jumps out of window*

    NOT a chance Mr :p
     
  5. merlin

    merlin Jedi Grand Master star 4

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  6. goldbubbly

    goldbubbly Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 5, 2002
    silly london people.
     
  7. Slowmo

    Slowmo Jedi Youngling star 2

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    May 13, 2002
    I gotta agree with you there goldbubbly
     
  8. AlexiAlexander

    AlexiAlexander Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Jun 3, 2002
    Notice how we're the HFF and they are the FFUK. I mean its no wonder they have problems with psychopaths.
     
  9. Darth-Stryphe

    Darth-Stryphe Former Mod and City Rep star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Apr 24, 2001
    This thread feels me with great confusion.
     
  10. Fingorfin

    Fingorfin Jedi Master star 4

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    Nov 7, 2001
    It makes sense to me.
     
  11. AlexiAlexander

    AlexiAlexander Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Jun 3, 2002
    It feels you too.
     
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