War has been declared!!!

All members, citizens, and friends are required to report to our staging area located at FFUK-eM for weapon and uniform issue and further instruction.

We are officially at war with Singapore!

Does anyone know how to play the bugle? Maybe we can get some mummers over there. Ain't nothin' like combat with a string band.

 

I can play the Clarient and the Flute... take your pick

 

mummers?

thanks nik

 

Singapore!?! Why there!?!

I wanted to go down under!!!!

 

* snigger *

 

Mummers

Oh Wendy I didn't think you were that kind of girl

... OK I lied

 

You always want to go down under.

I was going to make a joke about you having a sore jaw, but I didn't want people to think I was referring to oral sex. I'm not. That stuff is wrong and no one except consenting adults who are married and in love should do that, unless they live in Arkansas where I'm told it's illegal unless the couple is related to each other.

 

*Calls the local Lunatic Asylum*

Does it matter if they're not married to each other??

 

It's so hard to believe that people outside the Philly area have no idea what the Mummers are.


Joe, Joe, Joe...


You are so in trouble at the meeting now...

 

Im outta it for a little while and everyones got delusions of grandur....



(and i know i cant spell!)

 

Curse my probationary period...I was going to say something about being us Australians down-under but I've got to keep my nose cleaner than my underwear at the moment.

 

Hey Mark! Meet any twits (Change the "I" to a "A") lately?

 

You could always pm that response...

 

I know what mummers are, but in the medieval sense.

 

You have to experience what Philly has done to the mummers...


Grown men in feathers, boas & rhinestones playing banjos!!!! Gotta love Philly sometimes!

 

The more I read this thread the more I think it's a good idea I stay out of it

 

Oh come on Mike, live alittle dude!

 

so, not very clean then?

 

and ya'll are cracked nutz......

 

That's what makes this a FUN fan force.

 

Is it too late for Mercs to enlist?

 

hell no!!

 

Aww hell. i already got my leather jacket and stomper boots on anyway. Who's butt are we lookin' to kick again??

 

singapore!

 

Less talking and more killing!!

Our very survival depends on conquering the Singaporers(?). Singaporees? Singapose? Awww, Crap!

*Points*

Shoot them!