WAR II: The Empire(S) Strike Back!

We are now declaring war on France!

It's time we teach those cheese eating surrender monkeys a lesson!!

We are joining our English, Irish, Welsh, and Scottish comrades in their valiant effort to rid the world once and for all of white flags, hairy legged women and snobbish waiters.

Please report to the Rally Point for assignments, rank/uniform issue and completely insane conversations prior to the battles.

The invasion starts on Wednesday, October 19th.

BTW, after we're done with the French, I think it's time we give a little payback to the Germans.


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FIGHT HARD, STAY HARD, AND DIE FREE!

As Field Marshal JJ's second in command, it is my duty to say that you are all obliged to join the invasion!











That is all!

FF-UK Person reporting for duty! COME ON LADS! INVADE FRANCE WI US!

Joe, you are truley our military man and a blood thirsty sod to boot.
Excellent!
Now then, this will be our most triumphant hour.
Allied together we will show them what complete nutters we are.
We may be seperated by an ocean, but we are joined in the cause of complete chaos and disruption of innocent boards.

Wednesay the 19th of October will go down in history as the day we made France say
'Sacre Bleu' and REALLY mean it!

I hear they just upped their National Security level to RUN AWAY!!

Good !

* fills arrow bag with bodkin heads*

You know what they say about the French and their rifles..

Never Fired and only Dropped Once..

The invasion has begun!

All Troops GO GO GO GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Update:

We've bombed the French women with razors and have dropped Jerry Lewis from an airplane in an attempt to increase production at the white flag factories.