Atlantic WAR! Part 2 - The Counter Attack!

Ha ha ha!

We caught you asleep.

FFUK and her military allies from Australia (yes, we know what you've been plotting) and Sweden wil unite and pound your puny asses back to the stone age!

//FFUK expeditionary force build beachhead and create impregnable fortifications.

//FFUK set up shield generator to be sure whilst awaiting reinforcements

//FFUK fire artillery shells at Wild_karrde and DarthBabe sleeping bag on the beach!!!

 

//FFUK set up mushy peas stall for refreshments

 

//Follows Az with a legion of tanks

Ah, now your scared, the airforce and the SAS are on the way, and we will be getting help from Sweden and Australia soon enough!

CHARGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

//Blows up major maple syrup factory and celine dion's record company.

 

*Does more blatting*

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Yay @ blatting and blowing up maple syrup and Celine Dion's record company

Mmmmm...peas

 

//Puts up FFUK flag

You didn't win the war yesterday, we are back

//Hears the roar of aircraft in the distance

Heres the airforce

//Hops on flying apple

My army of flying apples will beat you all

 

It seems the Canadians are stunned by our counter attack. Prepare to die [terrence and philip] Canada!! [/terrence and philip]

 

//artillery shells blast Wild_karrde and Darthbabe's sleeping bag into a million pieces

 

Wow...comin onto our turf, huh? Great!!! Less charge for shipping the fleet of military trained defense rabid beavers!!!

*releases millions of rabid beavers on the FFUK and allies...beavers split up and start to tear away at the silly FFUKers who decided to come up our way*

 

//beavers die

Oh well

 

//avoids Sar-Timber-Lac's beaver like the plague

Hah ha - your beavers can't get past our shield generators!

//fires ion charge at STL and stuns her to the ground!

 

Thank god I brought those 1,000,001 beaver traps eh Az?

 

//Swoops past on flying apple while firing at SLT

[black knight]Have'at you![/black knight]

 

A Swedish warrior takes a look around... and leaves. Maybe I'll return...

 

Yay @ Mayhem! Thanks Mate!

Come back Swedish warriors!

The Canucks ( and silly American) are defeated!

 

Don't be so quick to declare victory, AZ...you have no idea who you're messin with...I may be one now, but there will be more, trust me!! And once again, the FFUK will FAIL!!!!!

*hides in secret underground bunker with the many tunnels and awaits the reinforcements she sent out for, laughin because the silly FFUKer's have no idea what she's done*

 

[terrence and philip] Let's search for teasure [/terrence and philp]

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This place is just full of celin dion CDs. There is nothing for us here.

 

// fires a puck at the FFUKers

This party's over!

// releases another 100 rabid beavers to sick the FFUKers

AT: Sar-Tamber-Lac, pass me my Hockey stick!
Sar-Tamber-Lac: but how do i know which one is yours?
AT: It's the one that says Bad @$$ Mother *******.


LOL

// Begins slashing at the FFUKers.

 

//sends British hamsters down tunnels to eat STL alive

 

//beavers die again

You need some better beavers

 

// uses hockey stick to shoot the hamsters back to where they came from

 

//uses force to catch puck out of air with teeth

//fires crossbow at ATST driver as STL gets torn to shreds by angry hamsters

LOL

 

Thanks, Az!! My genetically altered, triple sized, disease carrying FFUK eating attack cats needed those hamsters!! Now they're ready to fight!!

*releases cats on Az, who begin tearin him to little shreds with their razer sharp claws*

 

Great to see ya, At-St!!!

You really assume too much, don't ya, Az-spaz??