Atlantic WAR! Part 2 - The Counter Attack!

Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by Az-Azzameen, Jun 20, 2002.

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  1. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
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    Ha ha ha!

    We caught you asleep.

    FFUK and her military allies from Australia (yes, we know what you've been plotting) and Sweden wil unite and pound your puny asses back to the stone age! :D

    //FFUK expeditionary force build beachhead and create impregnable fortifications.

    //FFUK set up shield generator to be sure whilst awaiting reinforcements

    //FFUK fire artillery shells at Wild_karrde and DarthBabe sleeping bag on the beach!!!
  2. MasterChapRimera Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 12, 2002
    star 4
    //FFUK set up mushy peas stall for refreshments
  3. Ramble_Boba Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 13, 2002
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    //Follows Az with a legion of tanks

    Ah, now your scared, the airforce and the SAS are on the way, and we will be getting help from Sweden and Australia soon enough!

    CHARGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  4. MasterChapRimera Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 12, 2002
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    //Blows up major maple syrup factory and celine dion's record company.
  5. SoloCommand Manager Emeritus & GTA Coruscant Developer

    Member Since:
    Jun 15, 2001
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    *Does more blatting*

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  6. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
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    Yay @ blatting and blowing up maple syrup and Celine Dion's record company

    Mmmmm...peas :D
  7. Ramble_Boba Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 13, 2002
    star 5
    //Puts up FFUK flag

    You didn't win the war yesterday, we are back

    //Hears the roar of aircraft in the distance

    Heres the airforce

    //Hops on flying apple

    My army of flying apples will beat you all
  8. MasterChapRimera Jedi Master

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    Mar 12, 2002
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    It seems the Canadians are stunned by our counter attack. Prepare to die [terrence and philip] Canada!! [/terrence and philip]
  9. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
    star 5
    //artillery shells blast Wild_karrde and Darthbabe's sleeping bag into a million pieces
  10. Sar-Tamber-lac Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
    star 5
    Wow...comin onto our turf, huh? Great!!! Less charge for shipping the fleet of military trained defense rabid beavers!!!

    *releases millions of rabid beavers on the FFUK and allies...beavers split up and start to tear away at the silly FFUKers who decided to come up our way*
  11. MasterChapRimera Jedi Master

    Member Since:
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  12. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
    star 5
    //avoids Sar-Timber-Lac's beaver like the plague

    Hah ha - your beavers can't get past our shield generators!

    //fires ion charge at STL and stuns her to the ground!
  13. MayhemUK Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 20, 2001
    star 4
    Thank god I brought those 1,000,001 beaver traps eh Az? ;)
  14. Ramble_Boba Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 13, 2002
    star 5
    //Swoops past on flying apple while firing at SLT

    [black knight]Have'at you![/black knight]
  15. Darth_Redicolous Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 4, 2002
    star 3
    A Swedish warrior takes a look around... and leaves. Maybe I'll return...
  16. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
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    Yay @ Mayhem! Thanks Mate! :D

    Come back Swedish warriors!

    The Canucks ( and silly American) are defeated! :D
  17. Sar-Tamber-lac Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
    star 5
    Don't be so quick to declare victory, AZ...you have no idea who you're messin with...I may be one now, but there will be more, trust me!! And once again, the FFUK will FAIL!!!!!

    *hides in secret underground bunker with the many tunnels and awaits the reinforcements she sent out for, laughin because the silly FFUKer's have no idea what she's done*
  18. MasterChapRimera Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 12, 2002
    star 4
    [terrence and philip] Let's search for teasure [/terrence and philp]

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    This place is just full of celin dion CDs. There is nothing for us here.
  19. AT-ST_DRIVER Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 1, 2001
    star 4
    // fires a puck at the FFUKers

    This party's over!

    // releases another 100 rabid beavers to sick the FFUKers

    AT: Sar-Tamber-Lac, pass me my Hockey stick!
    Sar-Tamber-Lac: but how do i know which one is yours?
    AT: It's the one that says Bad @$$ Mother F******.


    LOL

    // Begins slashing at the FFUKers. :)
  20. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
    star 5
    //sends British hamsters down tunnels to eat STL alive
  21. MasterChapRimera Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 12, 2002
    star 4
    //beavers die again

    You need some better beavers
  22. AT-ST_DRIVER Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 1, 2001
    star 4
    // uses hockey stick to shoot the hamsters back to where they came from :)
  23. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
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    //uses force to catch puck out of air with teeth

    //fires crossbow at ATST driver as STL gets torn to shreds by angry hamsters

    LOL :D
  24. Sar-Tamber-lac Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
    star 5
    Thanks, Az!! My genetically altered, triple sized, disease carrying FFUK eating attack cats needed those hamsters!! Now they're ready to fight!!

    *releases cats on Az, who begin tearin him to little shreds with their razer sharp claws*
  25. Sar-Tamber-lac Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
    star 5
    Great to see ya, At-St!!!

    You really assume too much, don't ya, Az-spaz??
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