WAR! Part 2 - The Counter Attack!

// barely dodges the arrow and cracks his good hockeystick over his knee. fires the top half at AZ.

haha

// uses the other half to slash at the FFUKers

*launches economy maple syrup bag at Az, which erupts over him and sticks him to the ground as AT-ST goes at him with his half a hockey stick*

//dodges killer cats by throwing mice at ATST driver.

//ATST driver gets covered with cats

//jumps over ATST driver's hockey stick

//fired rocket launcher up SLT's ass

//Fires pumpkin bombs from flying apple a'la green goblin

Take that AT ST and STL

//Blows AT ST left leg off

//Calls second squadren of flying apples for bombing

//Calls in rabid red squirrals for ground assult

cats? is that the best ya can do?
// regrows his leg (with the help of his magic maple syrup )and fires the cats off of him.

// enjoys defending his Home and native land.

looks like this spAZ is goin' down.

//finishes beating him with his half a hockey stick and goes on to bet someone else.

Maple syrup and minor beatings...Ooooh

//Az wonders whether Maritimes really want to hurt him ...

hey, man...nobody gets that close to me, understand??

*slaps Az-spaz upside the head with her brick-laden purses and proceeds to beat the crap outta him as he lies on the ground, coverin his face blubbering like a little momma's boy*

LMAO @ Az

Az this is ment to be a war not time for your kinky fantasies, get back to work!

//Drops bombs on Maritimes

//feigns crying with crocodile tears and uses diversion to steal brick laden purse and lobs it at ATSTs head

//wonders how SLT survived a rocket blast?

//looks around at all the noise

//sees it's only a bunch of silly FFUKers

//climbs back into sleeping bag with DarthBabe

//Pours hundreds of bottles of bubble bath into Niagra Falls

//Canada completely covered in bubbles now

Lol...wild_karrade, you'd better get your arce up!!! hehe...or else you may wake up a member of FFUK!!!

//wilde-karrde can't get back in sack with DarthBabe because sleeping bag has been blown up

//wonders why silly elk sh*ggers aren't chopping up trees instead of fighting

fool. i'm as dumb as a rock. a brick to the head can't HURT me.

// begins slashing Rumble_boba of who ever with his half of a hockey stick.

Must we westerners always come rescue you Newfies?

Soldiers, Sailors, and Airmen of the Canadian Forces!

You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have sriven these many days. The eyes of the nation are upon you. The hopes and prayers of Canadians everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on other Fronts, you will bring about the destruction of the FFUK war machine, the elimination of FFUK tyrrany over the oppressed peoples of Newfoundland and security for ourselves in a new FF.

Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped and battle harded. He will fight savagely.

But this is June 20! Much has happened since the FFUK triumphs of last week. The Canadians have inflicted upon the British great defeats, in open battle, man-to-man. Our flame offensive has seriously reduced their strength on the JC and their capacity to wage war in cyberspace. Our Home Fronts have given us overwhemling superiority in weapons and munitions of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men. The tide has turned! The free men of the JC are marching together to Victory!

I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to duty, and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full Victory!

Good luck! And let us all beseech the blessing of the Almighty Admins upon this great and noble undertaking.

*rollin eyes* oh, yeah...good one, MasterChap...everyone hates bubbles!! they're so hard to pop!!!

*calls up mighty winds and sends bubbles over the seas to cover the lands of the FFUK*

uh, dude. there aren't any ACTUAL newfies in here. just Nova Scotians and PEI people and a few from NB. oh, and a silly little american girl who thinks shes a maritimer or something

There are no Newfies on the board...but if there were, they would be brave fighters, and help to take down these FFUK FREAKS!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Y'all just don't know when to quit, do ya?

//shoot admiralthrawn in the head with crossbow

Oi! Shut it you tart, Rodney!

//drowns SLT in bubbles

//Force grabs CN Tower and pokes Sar-Tamber-lac in the eye with it.

Squirrals go for WK nipples!

//Points towards WK

//Kicks real footballs at the Maritimers, not that American football nonsense

HEY!!! I'm hurt, AT-ST...but not hurt enough to quit this battle, because I love a good victory!!!

*readies the secret weapon IZird has been keepin, waitin for the right time to release it*

And there is only ONE Mayhem!!!

//twirls the twin blades...

This dude is invincible...

Oh, and here's a nice friendly Alsatian that wants to get to know your neck better At-St Driver

Where are all the Newfies then? Don't they have computers? Maybe they don't have SW.

Yeah, who is that southern girl who thinks she's Canadian? Guess she's just trying to help another country free themselves from the oppression of the British.

It's the FFCanadian Revolution!

//gathers together a force of about 30 thousand beavers, all loyal to the cause of FFCanada independance from FFUK

It's time for C-Day!

HAHA...IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE THAN BUBBLES AND BUILDINGS TO KEEP ME DOWN, YOU SILLY LOSERS!!

I AM AMERICAN ... SO EAT IT!!!

*sends in dive-bombin american eagles, who pluck out the eyeballs of the silly FFUKer's*

silly FFUKer's...victories are for Canada and America!! Not y'all!!!