Atlantic WAR! Part 2 - The Counter Attack!

sorry STL.


// realizes the FFUKers don't stand a chance, os he takes a break and pulls out the funny book of british smiles. he laughs at all of the crooked teeth he sees.

// goes back to kickin' ass.

 

So when's the surprise attack on FFUSA? I say we hit FFMissouri and take yodaboy as a POW for posting in FFCanada.

 

//realises from 'maritimes under attack' thread that there is dissention within the ranks and uses Ramble's Apple Squadron to pelt AT60, STL, and ATST with manky crab apples

//worms emerge from crab apples and devour the still living flesh from their bones...

 

nyah. there's to many americans for us to take. right now, anyways. we go afterr Australia next. maybe.

 

//bubbles evolve into evil space munkees and wipe out all the FFCanadians.

//gets bored of pathetic canadians

 

//raises Union Jack over Maritimes

Yay!

 

LOL...no, not FFUSA...they will slaughter y'all!!! AT-ST and I already discussed this...besides, I want to help y'all...not to chose sides...

*sees silly FFUKer's out of the corner of her eye, and sics her pack of southern redneck boys on them, and watch as the rednecks beat the British outta them with tire irons and cow brands*

 

// tears the union jack off and puts up the Canadian flag.

//slashes at all the FFUKers with his hockey stick and tears off each of their heads.

 

You are under the thumb at the moment Maritime, you say your winning but its obvious your losing!

Mayhem, wheres Tubbs? Send her in to attack!

//Launches attack on AT ST which takes his head clean off Jango stlye

 

Once again, you jump the gun, Az-spaz!!

*with a mighty heave, takes her lance and drives it right through Az, and watches as the tides of the Bay of Fundy wash him into the Atlantic...*

Adios, SPAZ!!

 

//raises the Maple Leaf over the UK

It's time for the second Blitz! This time with Timbits!

//starts checking the Brits into the boards (no pun intended)

 

// regrows his head with magic maple syrup.

silly FFUKers should've learned by now.

 

YEEHAW!!!!!!!!

*loads millions of timbits into her launcher, and watches them rain down, knockin out the FFUKers*

*catches Ramble and starts to shove timbits down his throat til he chokes...*

 

Urgent transmission from General Woodchuck in the field:

It is my pleasure to inform you, Prime Minister Poutine, that our 5th Beaver Army has taken London. We are now pushing north toward Manchester.

 

// picks up his own timbit launcher and starts to go wild.

 

*sends super hot tim horton's french vanilla cappucino rainin down on FFUKers, laughin as the skin starts to bubble*

 

Hola SLT...

//emerges from sea and removes lance-proof body armour

//burns every copy of A Knights Tale that SLT owns

//shoots Heath Ledger in the face

//fires spud gun in SLTs eye

//re-raises Union Jack

Its OVER! You're troops have deserted you!

 

I have just received reports that the Canadian geese working in R&D are working on a new secret weapon: the Tim Hortons strawberry tart. They believe that this new weapon will coat the FFUKers in sticky sweetness, and they will be sitting ducks for our Timbit bombing campaign.

 

//survives all previous attacks, eats mushy peas

 

*laughes at Az-spaz, for bein so silly not to realize that STL does not own A Knight's Tale, nor has ever even seen it!!*

Once again, an FFUKer proves their ignorance and silliness...

better check out what you're burnin next time, Spaz...you've burned your own flag which I had hidden in the A Knight's Tale movie box!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

 

http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=7483163&replies=0

hahahaha!

// slashes AZ

 

We will suggst your unconditional surrender at any time, FFUK. Since we're such nice people, we'll even allow you to keep your mushy peas.

 

Lol...if you're surrender quickly, we might even give you back your flag, which we took down and replaced with the Canadian flag, so you can retain at least a little shred of dignity!

 

You haven't even made a dent in our army!

//Grenades AT60 and watches his body come out of flames in peices

 

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