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Atlantic WAR! Part 2 - The Counter Attack!

Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by Az-Azzameen, Jun 20, 2002.

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  1. Admiral_Thrawn60

    Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling star 6

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    You just hit your own man! :eek:

    Ah, the tactical advantages of wearing an enemy uniform. :)
     
  2. AT-ST_DRIVER

    AT-ST_DRIVER Jedi Padawan star 4

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    // wishes W_K would come out and help for one freaking minute!

    // decides he doesn't need W_K

    //slashes at the crazy mother FFUKers
     
  3. Sar-Tamber-lac

    Sar-Tamber-lac Jedi Master star 5

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    *off on secret reconaissance...will return*
     
  4. Az-Azzameen

    Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight star 5

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    //Az wipes 'slash' off self and beats ATST driver to death with AT60s bloodied limbs
     
  5. MasterChapRimera

    MasterChapRimera Jedi Padawan star 4

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    //Launches wave after wave of genetically modified mushy peas at puny canadians. RAAMP save the day in style.
     
  6. Ramble_Boba

    Ramble_Boba Jedi Master star 5

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    It wasn't one of ours!

    //Calls in the Ramble Bob army cult

    //Bombs more from the squadren of flying apples
     
  7. Admiral_Thrawn60

    Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Sure it wasn't one of yours? Then why am I still alive, and the guy holding the Union Jack isn't?
     
  8. AT-ST_DRIVER

    AT-ST_DRIVER Jedi Padawan star 4

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    // isn't dead.

    // starts firing at the FFUKers with his timbit launcher from behind a rock. none of the FFUKers can get at him.

     
  9. Ramble_Boba

    Ramble_Boba Jedi Master star 5

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    Oh it was someone in a peace march, never mind
     
  10. MasterChapRimera

    MasterChapRimera Jedi Padawan star 4

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    //Pulls out secret weapon, unlimited supply of Yoshingtons.

    //Replaces all water in canada with Yoshingtons.

    //Canadians all die because Yoshingtons is far too tasty for them.
     
  11. AT-ST_DRIVER

    AT-ST_DRIVER Jedi Padawan star 4

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    //fires timbits at each and every FFUKer
     
  12. Sar-Tamber-lac

    Sar-Tamber-lac Jedi Master star 5

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    *laughes at MasterChap's overactive imagination*

    *sends timbits flyin from another area which the silly FFUKer's can't find*

    *sends bags of maple syrup flyin, then sends out the manic bees*

    *manic bees rush the FFUKer's, stingin them everywhere*
     
  13. Az-Azzameen

    Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight star 5

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    //Canadians drink Yoshingtons and die of curious diseases
     
  14. Sar-Tamber-lac

    Sar-Tamber-lac Jedi Master star 5

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    OH, YOU FFUKER'S ARE GONNA GO DOWN!!!

    YOU'VE MADE ME MISS THE SIMPSONS!!!!!!

    *releases club-welding seals on silly FFUKers*
     
  15. Ramble_Boba

    Ramble_Boba Jedi Master star 5

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    //Contiunes the bombing raid from flying apples

    You are taking a compleate beating here

    //Watches ATST body blow in half as bomb hits him

    //Points and laughs
     
  16. Sar-Tamber-lac

    Sar-Tamber-lac Jedi Master star 5

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    apples...oh, you have me scared now!!!

    *sends in fully armored RCMP horses, which eat the apples, and are harmed by nothing the silly FFUKer's can throw at them*
     
  17. MasterChapRimera

    MasterChapRimera Jedi Padawan star 4

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    //horses realise they are in canada and run into the ocean in a desperate bid to leave. Sadly none survive.
     
  18. Ramble_Boba

    Ramble_Boba Jedi Master star 5

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    You didn't listen right, I am bombing from flying apples, which are giant and can not be eaten since they are flying!
     
  19. Az-Azzameen

    Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight star 5

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    D'OH! @ SLT

    Ha ha ha
     
  20. Sar-Tamber-lac

    Sar-Tamber-lac Jedi Master star 5

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    yeah, and you're not readin right...those are RCMP horses!! they can withstand anything, and eat anything, which include your pathetic excuses for apple bombs

    *seal runs over to MasterChap and clubs him on the head, knockin MasterChap out cold*

    *STL and ST-ST pick up body of MasterChap and place him in dentention cell, where he barely has enough room to stand, let alone turn*
     
  21. Sar-Tamber-lac

    Sar-Tamber-lac Jedi Master star 5

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    We now have MasterChap...who wants to be next?

    *places MasterChap in chains and surrounds him with gun wieldin polar bears...he's not goin anywhere!*
     
  22. MasterChapRimera

    MasterChapRimera Jedi Padawan star 4

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    //However stupid canadians leave door open and Chap simply steps out.

    //Polar bears, being stupid and canadian, shoot at the FFCanadians in revenge for holding them in captivity
     
  23. Sar-Tamber-lac

    Sar-Tamber-lac Jedi Master star 5

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    and as MasterChap steps out, he is mauled by polar bears, and is now dead...in pieces in the stomachs of about five bears...

    one down, two to go!
     
  24. MasterChapRimera

    MasterChapRimera Jedi Padawan star 4

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    //And yet Chap lives on and eats some more mushy peas.
     
  25. Ramble_Boba

    Ramble_Boba Jedi Master star 5

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    Great escape MCR

    Time to bring out the big guns

    //hands FFUKers only ear plugs powerful enough

    //Plays westlife and S Club 7 songs
     
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