Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by Az-Azzameen, Jun 20, 2002.
You just hit your own man!
Ah, the tactical advantages of wearing an enemy uniform.
// wishes W_K would come out and help for one freaking minute!
// decides he doesn't need W_K
//slashes at the crazy mother FFUKers
*off on secret reconaissance...will return*
//Az wipes 'slash' off self and beats ATST driver to death with AT60s bloodied limbs
//Launches wave after wave of genetically modified mushy peas at puny canadians. RAAMP save the day in style.
It wasn't one of ours!
//Calls in the Ramble Bob army cult
//Bombs more from the squadren of flying apples
Sure it wasn't one of yours? Then why am I still alive, and the guy holding the Union Jack isn't?
// isn't dead.
// starts firing at the FFUKers with his timbit launcher from behind a rock. none of the FFUKers can get at him.
Oh it was someone in a peace march, never mind
//Pulls out secret weapon, unlimited supply of Yoshingtons.
//Replaces all water in canada with Yoshingtons.
//Canadians all die because Yoshingtons is far too tasty for them.
//fires timbits at each and every FFUKer
*laughes at MasterChap's overactive imagination*
*sends timbits flyin from another area which the silly FFUKer's can't find*
*sends bags of maple syrup flyin, then sends out the manic bees*
*manic bees rush the FFUKer's, stingin them everywhere*
//Canadians drink Yoshingtons and die of curious diseases
OH, YOU FFUKER'S ARE GONNA GO DOWN!!!
YOU'VE MADE ME MISS THE SIMPSONS!!!!!!
*releases club-welding seals on silly FFUKers*
//Contiunes the bombing raid from flying apples
You are taking a compleate beating here
//Watches ATST body blow in half as bomb hits him
//Points and laughs
apples...oh, you have me scared now!!!
*sends in fully armored RCMP horses, which eat the apples, and are harmed by nothing the silly FFUKer's can throw at them*
//horses realise they are in canada and run into the ocean in a desperate bid to leave. Sadly none survive.
You didn't listen right, I am bombing from flying apples, which are giant and can not be eaten since they are flying!
D'OH! @ SLT
Ha ha ha
yeah, and you're not readin right...those are RCMP horses!! they can withstand anything, and eat anything, which include your pathetic excuses for apple bombs
*seal runs over to MasterChap and clubs him on the head, knockin MasterChap out cold*
*STL and ST-ST pick up body of MasterChap and place him in dentention cell, where he barely has enough room to stand, let alone turn*
We now have MasterChap...who wants to be next?
*places MasterChap in chains and surrounds him with gun wieldin polar bears...he's not goin anywhere!*
//However stupid canadians leave door open and Chap simply steps out.
//Polar bears, being stupid and canadian, shoot at the FFCanadians in revenge for holding them in captivity
and as MasterChap steps out, he is mauled by polar bears, and is now dead...in pieces in the stomachs of about five bears...
one down, two to go!
//And yet Chap lives on and eats some more mushy peas.
Great escape MCR
Time to bring out the big guns
//hands FFUKers only ear plugs powerful enough
//Plays westlife and S Club 7 songs