Atlantic WAR! Part 2 - The Counter Attack!

Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by Az-Azzameen, Jun 20, 2002.

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  1. Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight

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    May 24, 2002
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    //Az sings Reach for the Stars thus bursting the heads of sill North Americans
  2. Sar-Tamber-lac Jedi Master

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    May 24, 2002
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    is this supposed to bother us?? well, take this!!

    *brings out super speakers and blasts celine dion all across the UK, crackin the earplugs and sendin the FFUKer's scramblin for cover*
  3. Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight

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    Aaaargh! :eek:

    //beats SLT to a comatose state with my black pudding
  4. Sar-Tamber-lac Jedi Master

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    May 24, 2002
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    *laughs when she realizes that, in Az-Spaz's frenzied state, he beat up MasterChap instead!*

    wow...i never knew celine dion had that much power!!!
  5. MasterChapRimera Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 12, 2002
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    //Was no way near Az just then. Az just beat up celine dion. YAY :D
  6. Ramble_Boba Jedi Master

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    May 13, 2002
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    We need worse music now, quick everyone think of poo bands!
  7. Sar-Tamber-lac Jedi Master

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    May 24, 2002
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    *sends the soulful sounds of the Backstreet Boys towards FFUK, mixed in with a little New Kids on the Block*

    Lol...let's see y'all survive that one!!


    *dinner break!! will return, if y'all are still around after all that horrible music*

    *goes into secret bunker to enjoy some dinner and laugh at the FFUK demise*
  8. Terra Jedi Padawan

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    Oct 25, 2000
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    *Tries to play guitar to aid his FFUK allies in the war :p*
  9. Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight

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    //invades secret HQ, whilst dinner break is on, and beats all Canadians and Americans within an inch of their lives with morris dancing sticks

    Ha! Take that you PRANNIES!!!! :D
  10. Ramble_Boba Jedi Master

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    Good idea Terra!

    //PLays guitar along with Terra, knowing he is the worst player in the world

    Get the pub band in here!
  11. wild_karrde Jedi Grand Master

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    //sees AT_60 is here

    //decides he won't be needed

    //runs away with DarthBabe
  12. Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight

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    //farts in wilde_karrdes general direction

    Your father smelt of elderberries!!! ;)

    //lobs grenade at DarthBabe and blows her up into a thousand sizzling fragments of charred bone and gristle

    Fight now WK...? :p
  13. MasterChapRimera Jedi Padawan

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    //Third member of pub band joins in with guitar playing
  14. Ramble_Boba Jedi Master

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    We have beaten you! We now have control of your board!
  15. Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight

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    //Now that DarthBabe is gone, Az decides WK has gone offto spank his private primate

    They've retreated! The Maritime thread is OURS!

    //hoists Union Jack!

    We claim this victory...one part of Canada is FFUK. Long live the New British Empire!

    //plays Imperial March in background
  16. MasterChapRimera Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 12, 2002
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    Duffman says "Oh Yeah"

    Do the happy dance evrybody

    Think of all the fun we can have in canada........erm.........erm...........let's go back home now.
  17. Ramble_Boba Jedi Master

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    Well while we our on our world tour, lets stay here for a bit and keep these boards as our own
  18. Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight

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    OH YEAH!!!!!

    Bom bom...Bom bom...shucka shucka shaaaaaaa....

    //dances

    3 cheers to victory!

    Hip hip...
  19. Sar-Tamber-lac Jedi Master

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    May 24, 2002
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    *as FFUKer's are stupidly celebratin their false victory, STL climbs up flagpole, switches Union Jack with Canadian flag, and runs off with Union Jack...sets land mines all around flagpole, so no one can get to it...places sharpshooters to protect flag*

    LONG LIVE THE MARITIMES!!!

    *retreats back into private bunker (which silly FFUKer's thought they had found) and awaits back up*
  20. MasterChapRimera Jedi Padawan

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    //Cut's off Sar's only supply of oxygen in his stupid little hole. Sar dies.

    The board is ours again!!
  21. Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight

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    //all FFUKers do not move and Sars now thrice-dead body steps on landmine and gets blown into shards of bloody gore
  22. Sar-Tamber-lac Jedi Master

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    *wonders who the other Sar was, considerin STL is a FEMALE!! once again laughs at the ignorance of the silly FFUKer's*

    y'all are good for a laugh, ya know that?
  23. Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight

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    May 24, 2002
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    //whilst STL is gloating secret ninja hamster jumps on HER back and burrows into HER spine

    //STL nows walks incontrollably onto secreted landmines

    BOOOOOOOOOOM

    Long live the Maritimes province of the UK!!! :D
  24. MasterChapRimera Jedi Padawan

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    I'm tired of canadians for today. Got to get some sleep ready for the football tomorrow.

    //shoots the real Sar in back of head

    Can we go home yet?
  25. Sar-Tamber-lac Jedi Master

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    May 24, 2002
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    Not unless you want to finish off the REAL STL...but you can go ahead and get rested for your soccer game...we will allow that...

    i'm sure there will be more to do tomorrow, because you haven't won yet!!!
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