Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by Az-Azzameen, Jun 20, 2002.
//Az sings Reach for the Stars thus bursting the heads of sill North Americans
is this supposed to bother us?? well, take this!!
*brings out super speakers and blasts celine dion all across the UK, crackin the earplugs and sendin the FFUKer's scramblin for cover*
//beats SLT to a comatose state with my black pudding
*laughs when she realizes that, in Az-Spaz's frenzied state, he beat up MasterChap instead!*
wow...i never knew celine dion had that much power!!!
//Was no way near Az just then. Az just beat up celine dion. YAY
We need worse music now, quick everyone think of poo bands!
*sends the soulful sounds of the Backstreet Boys towards FFUK, mixed in with a little New Kids on the Block*
Lol...let's see y'all survive that one!!
*dinner break!! will return, if y'all are still around after all that horrible music*
*goes into secret bunker to enjoy some dinner and laugh at the FFUK demise*
*Tries to play guitar to aid his FFUK allies in the war *
//invades secret HQ, whilst dinner break is on, and beats all Canadians and Americans within an inch of their lives with morris dancing sticks
Ha! Take that you PRANNIES!!!!
Good idea Terra!
//PLays guitar along with Terra, knowing he is the worst player in the world
Get the pub band in here!
//sees AT_60 is here
//decides he won't be needed
//runs away with DarthBabe
//farts in wilde_karrdes general direction
Your father smelt of elderberries!!!
//lobs grenade at DarthBabe and blows her up into a thousand sizzling fragments of charred bone and gristle
Fight now WK...?
//Third member of pub band joins in with guitar playing
We have beaten you! We now have control of your board!
//Now that DarthBabe is gone, Az decides WK has gone offto spank his private primate
They've retreated! The Maritime thread is OURS!
//hoists Union Jack!
We claim this victory...one part of Canada is FFUK. Long live the New British Empire!
//plays Imperial March in background
Duffman says "Oh Yeah"
Do the happy dance evrybody
Think of all the fun we can have in canada........erm.........erm...........let's go back home now.
Well while we our on our world tour, lets stay here for a bit and keep these boards as our own
Bom bom...Bom bom...shucka shucka shaaaaaaa....
3 cheers to victory!
*as FFUKer's are stupidly celebratin their false victory, STL climbs up flagpole, switches Union Jack with Canadian flag, and runs off with Union Jack...sets land mines all around flagpole, so no one can get to it...places sharpshooters to protect flag*
LONG LIVE THE MARITIMES!!!
*retreats back into private bunker (which silly FFUKer's thought they had found) and awaits back up*
//Cut's off Sar's only supply of oxygen in his stupid little hole. Sar dies.
The board is ours again!!
//all FFUKers do not move and Sars now thrice-dead body steps on landmine and gets blown into shards of bloody gore
*wonders who the other Sar was, considerin STL is a FEMALE!! once again laughs at the ignorance of the silly FFUKer's*
y'all are good for a laugh, ya know that?
//whilst STL is gloating secret ninja hamster jumps on HER back and burrows into HER spine
//STL nows walks incontrollably onto secreted landmines
Long live the Maritimes province of the UK!!!
I'm tired of canadians for today. Got to get some sleep ready for the football tomorrow.
//shoots the real Sar in back of head
Can we go home yet?
Not unless you want to finish off the REAL STL...but you can go ahead and get rested for your soccer game...we will allow that...
i'm sure there will be more to do tomorrow, because you haven't won yet!!!