Atlantic War

Are you declaring war on us, Az?

 

Too late for declarations... the key element is surprise. Surprise and fear. The two key elements are surprise and fear... and ruthless dedication. The three key elements are surprise, fear.. etc etc etc

//fires soggy Yorkshire pudding and gravy in Tara's face...



So nice for STL to invite me back....

 

//throws snowball in Az's face

Well, if you dare to declare war on us in our homeland, then "WE THE ATLANTIC CANADIANS" will have to pay the the FFUK a visit.

 

Pah. Feeble snow. We've had a whole week to get used to that.

//launches a volley of strategically sharpened roasted parsnips...

 

//whacks Az with a hockey stick

 

Oh I'm sorry, Az, I didn't mean to get so violent.

//hugs Az and tends to his wounds

 

//serruptitiously unleashes hordes of Canuck eating newts onto the territory....

 

//uses powers and unleashes a "Canadian style" blizzard over England.

 

Last weeks news...

 

Oh please, how much snow did you get?

 

About 6 inches in a day...

 

Six inches? You call that a storm? Ha!

 

Time to send in the big guns ...

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Does that mean he 'hunts mounties'?

Can you tell him to put Due South back on TV...

 

Due South? Oh my god no!

 

eh?

 

Ok, Az, you can have Due South back but on one condition. You have to have "Coronation Street" cancelled.

 

Oh Az in the AC again, and quoting Monty Python!!

And Due South was great, with the orginal Ray

And I got little snow

 

Yeah, I didn't watch it much, but the original Ray was better. He returned in the last episode.

 

he was ace

I've been awake 3 hours and have not made any vocal sounds apart from coughing

just thought I would share that

 

Well, Coronation Street is ok, at least it's a little realistic unlike American soap operas. But for the love of god, take back Emmerdale! I can understand what the hell they're saying!

 

Emmerdale (it used to be called Emmerdale Farm, but now its just Emmerdale) is better than Corrie. Eastenders is terrible, as well.

 

Az how can you like any of them? Emmerdale is terriable, its like local news drama!

 

Emmerdale has lesbian vets, deaths, plane crashes, wheelchair riddled archvillains, jailbait, etc etc.

Trouble on t'farm..

Aye?

All t'sheep 'ave gotten loose

Aye?

Mebbe an amazingly coincidental tropical earthquake will scare 'em all back?