Atlantic War

//stares in awe at Tara, who doesn't get snow in September

Actually, now that I think about it, instead of Hawaii, I think we should hit Florida. We can say we're liberating the snowbirds.

 

Yeah, September is like an "Indian Summer."

 

Does anyone have any objections to making our headquarters in Stuart, FL?

 

LOL

 

Sounds comfortable.

 

No? Good, it's settled then.

Of course, we don't want the pesky people who can't vote knocking on our doors all the time asking for food and whatnot, so we're going to have to go for a scorched earth policy. I don't think anyone here will mind, will they?

 

I dunno, if we should go after Florida, Tammy might slaughter us with coconuts or something. But then again, they have Universal Studios and Disney World, tropical beaches....


//drools

Ok, I'm convinced!

 

The benefits outweigh the risks.

 

LOL

I say we attack tonight. Take em by surprise.

 

Sounds good to me. Is Tammy still down there? It would be a shame (but acceptable collateral damage) if she were killed in this glorious campaign.

 

Yeah, I think she's still there. No, we'll capture her and demand they surrender.


But what if there's no "Stuart, FL" ff?

 

I'm ready to attack whenever needed! And we can just find the next nearest FF and attack that one.

 

Well, we could go after Hawaii tonight without asking the CR, I don't know how they would react. Or declare WWII on the British Isles!

 

The closest one is Melbourne, FL. It's just up the road from Stuart. There's already been a war there. I was invited there last month by their CR. I posted, was flamed for a picture of George Bush as the Emperor in my profile, and the guy was banned for it. Another Canadian backed me up. The guy was pretty anti-Canadian.

I say we hit it!

Here's Forum War I. The reaction from that guy if a dozen of us came in there and started Forum War II would be priceless.

 

I just don't want it to be another "Toronto".

But he didn't really declare war like Derek did in the FFUK.

 

It'll probably end up with the guy calling us a bunch of commies and stuff like that until he gets banned again.

So are we in agreement?

Make sure to read the debate I linked to. Know thy enemy.

 

Agreed. As long as there is no repetition of the Toronto Incident.

 

Yes, and that was only rivalry. So, who's gonna declare war? I'm not doing it.

 

I'm ready to fight, but I won't declare war. And we'd better make sure there are people there to fight at this time.

 

In the FFUK war people showed up. That was the best one.

 

Well, as far as I know, declaring war is not against the TOS, so I'll do it.

Here we are

Just watch out for Sandy. He hates Canadians.

 

Just tell us when.

 

Forward, march!

 

Tammy's gonna be pissed.

 

*marches straight into a wall*