Warning: Extremely satirical article on Star Wars.

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  1. Zero_has_lightsaber Jedi Youngling

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    The other day I was bored and found a Star Wars article on Uncyclopedia.org. I read this and started roflmfao. I never laughed this hard in a long time.

    The article is extremely sarcastic and pokes fun at the Star Wars franchise. If you are a Star Wars fan and have a sense of humor, enjoy the article. However, if you feel you might be offended by this, please do not read it. I do not want any problems or drama arising from this.

    Moreover, although this board is PG-13, the article contains explicit language. However, I am posting it anyway since 13 year olds probably contributed to it anyway.

    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars <--My favorite section is the "Original manuscript"

    On another note, Super Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System is **** hard.
    Zero_has_lightsaber, Sep 30, 2006 at 1:12 AM
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  2. DarthVader79 Jedi Master

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    You think that's hard, try playing ROTJ, no one has made it past the first 15 seconds of the first level.
    DarthVader79, Sep 30, 2006 at 12:39 PM
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  3. SiaLanWezz Jedi Knight

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    I have tried to read all the articles but it was so funny, I laughed so hard I quit reading. It took alot of effort to put all that together. Some people have all the time on their hands.
    SiaLanWezz, Sep 30, 2006 at 6:21 PM
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  4. Dolfinz Jedi Knight

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    [face_laugh]
    Dolfinz, Sep 30, 2006 at 7:16 PM
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  5. Zero_has_lightsaber Jedi Youngling

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    A Jedi must exhibit patience and mastery of (excessive) force (bashing the Y and B buttons) to get through the opening speeder level.
    Zero_has_lightsaber, Sep 30, 2006 at 11:59 PM
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  6. Master_Starwalker Manager Emeritus

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    "Luke, I am your tedious, overused plot device!"
    Master_Starwalker, Oct 1, 2006 at 1:33 PM
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  7. skye_solo Jedi Knight

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    That was funny, but there was almost so much random blather on that page that it became boring to read. I didn't finish it, sorry to say. No offense.
    skye_solo, Oct 1, 2006 at 6:23 PM
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  8. Jedi_Tenken Jedi Master

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    I've beaten all the Super Star Wars Games... you just need the Super Slow Motion Controller! lol
    Jedi_Tenken, Oct 1, 2006 at 11:53 PM
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  9. Ms_Skywalker Jedi Knight

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    [face_laugh] That's frickin' hilarious
    Ms_Skywalker, Oct 2, 2006 at 8:40 AM
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  10. Lord Vivec Force Ghost

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    I couldn't stop laughing[face_laugh]
    Lord Vivec, Oct 6, 2006 at 3:38 PM
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  11. Zero_has_lightsaber Jedi Youngling

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    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/George_Lucas

    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jango_Fett
    Zero_has_lightsaber, Oct 7, 2006 at 1:05 AM
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  12. Zero_has_lightsaber Jedi Youngling

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    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:North_Korea_unveils_new_%27Death_Star%27
    Zero_has_lightsaber, Oct 7, 2006 at 11:57 PM
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