San Fran, CA Warning: Extremely satirical article on Star Wars.

The other day I was bored and found a Star Wars article on Uncyclopedia.org. I read this and started roflmfao. I never laughed this hard in a long time.

The article is extremely sarcastic and pokes fun at the Star Wars franchise. If you are a Star Wars fan and have a sense of humor, enjoy the article. However, if you feel you might be offended by this, please do not read it. I do not want any problems or drama arising from this.

Moreover, although this board is PG-13, the article contains explicit language. However, I am posting it anyway since 13 year olds probably contributed to it anyway.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars <--My favorite section is the "Original manuscript"

On another note, Super Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System is **** hard.

 

You think that's hard, try playing ROTJ, no one has made it past the first 15 seconds of the first level.

 

I have tried to read all the articles but it was so funny, I laughed so hard I quit reading. It took alot of effort to put all that together. Some people have all the time on their hands.

 

A Jedi must exhibit patience and mastery of (excessive) force (bashing the Y and B buttons) to get through the opening speeder level.

 

"Luke, I am your tedious, overused plot device!"

 

That was funny, but there was almost so much random blather on that page that it became boring to read. I didn't finish it, sorry to say. No offense.

 

I've beaten all the Super Star Wars Games... you just need the Super Slow Motion Controller! lol

 

That's frickin' hilarious

 

I couldn't stop laughing

 

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/George_Lucas

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jango_Fett

 

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:North_Korea_unveils_new_%27Death_Star%27