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San Fran, CA Warning: Extremely satirical article on Star Wars.

Discussion in 'Pacific Regional Discussion' started by Zero_has_lightsaber, Sep 30, 2006.

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  1. Zero_has_lightsaber

    Zero_has_lightsaber Jedi Youngling star 2

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    The other day I was bored and found a Star Wars article on Uncyclopedia.org. I read this and started roflmfao. I never laughed this hard in a long time.

    The article is extremely sarcastic and pokes fun at the Star Wars franchise. If you are a Star Wars fan and have a sense of humor, enjoy the article. However, if you feel you might be offended by this, please do not read it. I do not want any problems or drama arising from this.

    Moreover, although this board is PG-13, the article contains explicit language. However, I am posting it anyway since 13 year olds probably contributed to it anyway.

    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars <--My favorite section is the "Original manuscript"

    On another note, Super Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System is **** hard.
     
  2. DarthVader79

    DarthVader79 Jedi Master star 4

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    You think that's hard, try playing ROTJ, no one has made it past the first 15 seconds of the first level.
     
  3. SiaLanWezz

    SiaLanWezz Jedi Knight star 2

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    I have tried to read all the articles but it was so funny, I laughed so hard I quit reading. It took alot of effort to put all that together. Some people have all the time on their hands.
     
  4. Dolfinz

    Dolfinz Jedi Youngling star 1

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  5. Zero_has_lightsaber

    Zero_has_lightsaber Jedi Youngling star 2

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    A Jedi must exhibit patience and mastery of (excessive) force (bashing the Y and B buttons) to get through the opening speeder level.
     
  6. Master_Starwalker

    Master_Starwalker Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "Luke, I am your tedious, overused plot device!"
     
  7. skye_solo

    skye_solo Jedi Youngling star 3

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    That was funny, but there was almost so much random blather on that page that it became boring to read. I didn't finish it, sorry to say. No offense.
     
  8. Jedi_Tenken

    Jedi_Tenken Jedi Master star 4

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    I've beaten all the Super Star Wars Games... you just need the Super Slow Motion Controller! lol
     
  9. Ms_Skywalker

    Ms_Skywalker Jedi Knight star 3

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    [face_laugh] That's frickin' hilarious
     
  10. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Force Ghost star 8

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    I couldn't stop laughing[face_laugh]
     
  11. Zero_has_lightsaber

    Zero_has_lightsaber Jedi Youngling star 2

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    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/George_Lucas

    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jango_Fett
     
  12. Zero_has_lightsaber

    Zero_has_lightsaber Jedi Youngling star 2

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    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:North_Korea_unveils_new_%27Death_Star%27
     
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