Warning!!! Living with women can seriously dammage your mascalinity,,,

I should be sat here with a nice pint, but no, what am i drinking? Babysham, with a cherry and a strawberry in it I even washed up so i could have it in a champaign flute

 

Life's a bitch. Deal with it.







As for me, I have no doubts in my masculinity whatsoever.

 

That would be because of the complete absence of any

 

''Warning!!! Living with women can seriously dammage your mascalinity,,,''

That's actually true....just look at Kemal from Big Bro. Don't know whether he lived with women, but he must have constantly been with them to turn out like that.

 

Watch it...

 

watch what?

 

just dont deal with women. theyll steal your soul those bleedin scarlet women

 

Some of us are nice




Just not many

 

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Scarlet woman!

 

Women should be treated with the utmost respect.

Also, never raise a hand to a women, it leaves your groin exposed.

 

Sometimes thats a good thing!

 

You don't usually complain dear

 

I agree about "Women should be treated with the utmost respect" part. Call me old fashioned but thats how i am.

 

I was gonna make a comment involving "knees, candle wax, a Saint Bernard, and Black Sabbath's Masters of Reality LP", but I'm fairly certain that a ban would shortly follow.

Still got my handprint on your bum?

 

*Awaits searingly filthy PM*

Yes I have can you come and rub some cream on it pleeeeeease

 

Woah! Hormone level in heres gone thru the roof! And serena's not here!

*Feints from shock*