Waru Poetry

This is for all the fanfic writers out there (and I know there are lots of you), a chance to show us some of your work! Compose a poem celebrating the Almighty Waru. Rhymes are neat but not required!


NP edit: What can I say. Waru Day can't last forever.

 

There once was a man in Peru
Who drempt he had only one shoe.
he woke with a fright
in the middle of the night,
and prayed to the glory of Waru.

 

That was beautiful.

 

Waru! Waru! He's the best!

uh-huh!

Waru! Waru! He's the best!

uh-huh!

Who's the best?

Waru!

Who's the best?

Waru!

*dance break *

Waaaaaaarrrrrrrrruuuuuuuu!!

YEAH!

 

The Children of Waru

Come children of Waru,
Come quickly to my church, he said.

Come from far and wide we did come
His church stood tall and proud before us
With fear in our heart, we entered the first time.

Now joy fills our hearts each time we enter his church
Now each day we come to praise him
For we praise Almighty Waru.

 

Listen, all fans
and I'll tell you
of the glory
of the golden blob
called Waru.

 

The grass is so green...
The sky so blue...
War is great !!!

 

Waru, odi et amo. Quare id faciam fortasse requiris. Nescio sed fieri, sentio et excrucior.

 

EUers playing in a forum of flowers
The Mods are on their way to Waru's three towers...

Waru had a huntbird and Waru had a lark
Waru had a songbird that sang in the dark
The Mods said "We'll hang Waru from a big black tree
If His birds don't bring three wishes to... us."*




*Do I get points for recycling another piece of EU apocrypha?

 

song: (to the tune of the dreidel song)

Waru Waru Waru, i made him out of glob,
and when the Waru's ready, he'll be a golden blob.

 

It's only latin derived, but...

Querido, querido Waru
Te conoci sin haberte conocido,
Fuera de cuerpo y fuera de tiempo.
Tomaste mi alma,
Ahora eres mio.

Beloved, beloved Waru
I knew you without knowing you,
Outside of body and outside of time.
You took my soul,
Now you are my mine.

Take care,
Abel

 

This stuff is awesome!

 

We have searched far
We have searched wide
And through our travels
We have found
One who makes us, who we are
The one we praise to every day
The one we call Waru.

 

Il pleure dans mon Waru
Comme il pleut sur la ville
Quelle est cette langueur
Qui pénétre mon Waru?

(sorry if the accents are wrong )

 

Die Sonne im Himmel
Der Mond so hoch
Die Sterne am nacht
Nicht mit ihm vergleichen können
Zu er, der Waru ist

The sun in the sky
The moon so high
The stars at night
Cannot compare
To He who is Waru

That's my best try, anyway.

 

It's better than mine.


A, e, i, o, u,
un burro sabe más que Waru.


Wait, wrong idea...

 

In the only other foreign language I know:

Avanti Waru! Bell'cosa, grasso e eterno!
Non c?é nessuno meglio che Lei!
(Ma il cappello di K?kruhk, freakin? liscio
Anch?é cosí cosí.)

Forward Waru! Beautiful thing, fat and eternal!
There is none better than you!
(But K'kruhk's hat, freakin' cool,
Also's so so.)

Take care,
Abel

 

Beautiful thing indeed! I love it!

 

*cough*
Waru, by an Unbeliever
In the EUC
What do I see?
A big orange blob
Is scaring me.
I cant help
That I dont believe
So when it goes
I'll be relieved.
Waru-ites
Enjoy your day
Its silly fun,
And great to play.
You played a prank,
And changed things round,
In service of fun,
Orange abounds!