I'm sure i'm not that only one that has gotten one of these. i got home yesterday and there was a plastic bag with a paper and a plasic bottle. they say they test the purity of the water for free. I know this is a company that will say "OMG! Your water has Stuff in it!" (No crap its Tulsa water, its how they keep it clean) "Now that we did that free test BUY OUR PURIFER!" So like any nice guy, i filled it with Strawberry soda and wrote two thing. 1. Who is the quality of your water? (Good bad, poor) My responce: good enough to bath in. Then under comments i put "You look hot. Have some soda! Its strawberry." This isn't so bad since my first thought was to pee in it. Anyone else done something like this to these people?