Water Test Dr.

I'm sure i'm not that only one that has gotten one of these.

i got home yesterday and there was a plastic bag with a paper and a plasic bottle. they say they test the purity of the water for free.

I know this is a company that will say "OMG! Your water has Stuff in it!" (No crap its Tulsa water, its how they keep it clean) "Now that we did that free test BUY OUR PURIFER!"

So like any nice guy, i filled it with Strawberry soda and wrote two thing.

1. Who is the quality of your water? (Good bad, poor)
My responce: good enough to bath in.

Then under comments i put "You look hot. Have some soda! Its strawberry."

This isn't so bad since my first thought was to pee in it.

Anyone else done something like this to these people?

 

Well I had a similar experience. I took a prisoner to the hospital and he tried to pass hand soap and warm water as his urine sample to the nurse. I think he works for the company you mentioned. I wish I was joking on this one.

 

LOL... that is really funny!

"I'm sorry sir your going to die, you seem to have a high soap content in your urine."

Hehehhehee

 

Yes the nurse was very sympathetic when she came back with another cup and a cath. She told him to choose. He wasn't as stupid as I thought. Same guy threatened his neighbors with a homemade ninja sword. He was waving it around like he was on Kung Fu Theater and was yelling HIYA at the top of his lungs. He decided that ancient weapons are no match for a 40 caliber pistol in your face. Got to love people like him though they make the world so much more colorful.

 

Ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for a good blaster at your side......

 

LOL... i thought of that same quote after reading that too Ed. Hahaha. And people say SW isn't real........

 

pssst...hey guys, I think that may have been the quote he was going for too.

 

Actually no I wasn't going for that quote but hey fiction imitates reality so if it duplicates life then so be it.

 

Oh well OK then....heres were I just smile and nod.