This was a contest at Star Wars Philippines, but since something went wrong with the polls, I'm reposting them here, and am encouraging you guys to add to them. Vader always has the last laugh, but we can always take a stab at him sometimes, right? === Ways to Annoy, Harass, and Confuse Darth Vader Aim an arrow at him and say "Darth breathes so loud, we could've shot him in the dark." draw a yellow smiley face on the outside front of his TIE fighter paint the Death Star as a giant Yellow Smiley paint flames on the Executor Super Star Destroyer step on his cape while he?s inspecting the Stormtroopers grab his butt using the Force make heavy-breathing obscene phone calls to the Death Star use tire-black to shine his helmet replace his boots with squeaky shoes put itching powder into his armor put itching powder into the Stormtrooper armor before inspection mirrorize the inside of his helmet visor forget to charge his lightsaber use his lightsaber to slice onions and carrots Whenever he enters a room, sing the "Hamster Song" Dress up as Barney and sing to him "I love you... You love me..." Give him a hug Tell him to say "I am the great Master Vader" over and over as fast as he can Put laughing gas in his gas chamber Paint the eyepieces of his helmet with black paint Tell him that his son and his daughter made out When he says "Luke, I am your father", say to him "Vader, you have no father!" If he answers "I was conceived by the force", tell him that his mom just told him that because his real dad is Salacious Crumb. Tell him that he fights like a girl When he asks Palpatine, "What is thy bidding my master", tell Palpy to order Vader to dress up in a too-too and dance a ballet. While hearing nothing but the mechanical sounds of air go in and out of his body, ask him, "Having trouble breathing?" Put a mouse inside his suit. When he takes off his helmet and reveals his face in ROTJ, say "Ay. You're ugly pala." When Vader says "All too easy" tell him "Just like your mamma!" Tell him that his Master was the one who ordered the kidnapping, torture and eventual death of his mom. Then show him the IOU that Palpatine wrote to the Sandpeople to pay for their services as proof. Change the crystal in his light saber so that it emits a pink beam instead of a red one Before he goes into his famous battle with Luke Skywalker, put dead power cells in his lightsaber Dress up all his troops like the StormBalls!!! push his blue chest button that says "fill suit with water" or the red one that says "flush" during inspection, when he passes by, mutter "...live from CNN". tell him that he has a ONE EYED MONSTER IN HIS GARBAGE COMPACTOR... he'll probably misunderstand and kill you Approach Vader singing and dancing otso-otso and say: hey, aren't you from the Stormballs?