Ways to Annoy, Harass, and Confuse Darth Vader

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  1. jedi_ginny Jedi Master

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    Apr 25, 2002
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    This was a contest at Star Wars Philippines, but since something went wrong with the polls, I'm reposting them here, and am encouraging you guys to add to them. Vader always has the last laugh, but we can always take a stab at him sometimes, right? :)

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    Ways to Annoy, Harass, and Confuse Darth Vader

    Aim an arrow at him and say "Darth breathes so loud, we could've shot him in the dark."

    draw a yellow smiley face on the outside front of his TIE fighter

    paint the Death Star as a giant Yellow Smiley

    paint flames on the Executor Super Star Destroyer

    step on his cape while he?s inspecting the Stormtroopers

    grab his butt using the Force

    make heavy-breathing obscene phone calls to the Death Star

    use tire-black to shine his helmet

    replace his boots with squeaky shoes

    put itching powder into his armor

    put itching powder into the Stormtrooper armor before inspection

    mirrorize the inside of his helmet visor

    forget to charge his lightsaber

    use his lightsaber to slice onions and carrots

    Whenever he enters a room, sing the "Hamster Song"

    Dress up as Barney and sing to him "I love you... You love me..."

    Give him a hug

    Tell him to say "I am the great Master Vader" over and over as fast as he can

    Put laughing gas in his gas chamber

    Paint the eyepieces of his helmet with black paint

    Tell him that his son and his daughter made out

    When he says "Luke, I am your father", say to him "Vader, you have no father!"

    If he answers "I was conceived by the force", tell him that his mom just told him that because his real dad is Salacious Crumb.

    Tell him that he fights like a girl

    When he asks Palpatine, "What is thy bidding my master", tell Palpy to order Vader to dress up in a too-too and dance a ballet.

    While hearing nothing but the mechanical sounds of air go in and out of his body, ask him, "Having trouble breathing?"

    Put a mouse inside his suit.

    When he takes off his helmet and reveals his face in ROTJ, say "Ay. You're ugly pala."

    When Vader says "All too easy" tell him "Just like your mamma!"

    Tell him that his Master was the one who ordered the kidnapping, torture and eventual death of his mom. Then show him the IOU that Palpatine wrote to the
    Sandpeople to pay for their services as proof.

    Change the crystal in his light saber so that it emits a pink beam instead of a red one

    Before he goes into his famous battle with Luke Skywalker, put dead power cells in his lightsaber

    Dress up all his troops like the StormBalls!!!

    push his blue chest button that says "fill suit with water" or the red one that says "flush"

    during inspection, when he passes by, mutter "...live from CNN".

    tell him that he has a ONE EYED MONSTER IN HIS GARBAGE COMPACTOR... he'll probably misunderstand and kill you

    Approach Vader singing and dancing otso-otso and say: hey, aren't you from the Stormballs?
  2. StompboXX Jedi Knight

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    Jan 13, 2002
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    Correction re: CNN

    It's actually "THIS is CNN."

    *insert khhhhhkhh here*
  3. Cmdr_Gabe_E Jedi Knight

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    Dec 26, 2003
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    When he takes off his helmet anbd reveals his face in ROTJ, say (in a disappointed tone): "Awww man! I was expecting James Earl Jones!"

    Tell him: "When you turned into vader, you lost 80% of your fangirls. But hey, look on the bright side --- Your fanboy fanbase increased by 200%!" ^______^!
  4. jedi_ginny Jedi Master

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    Apr 25, 2002
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    oh my gawd. yep, only gabe can post that! :p
  5. AnakinDoe Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 7, 2004
    Keep twisting his words.
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