Ways to know that you've gone to the dark side.

Here is just a few humorous ways to know you've gone to the dark side. Please add more.

You know you've gone to the dark side when you....
-start wearing all black.
-notice the color of your lightsaber has turned red.
-start putting Darth in front of your name.
-start imaging what you would look like in a black helmet

 

- Vergere wants to train you.
- You find yourself agreeing with Vergere.
- You think it's okay to start launching off Force Lightning because "It's okay -- I was told there's no Dark Side."
- Your name is Dark Helmet.

 

1st. Darth Vader is your idol.
2nd. You force choke people when you find a disturbing lack of fatih to the force.

 

1. Skin gets all pruney
2. You watch the Sith channel (for Darth Holliday fans)
3. Constant cackling
4. Bad dental hygiene
5. You sprout horns
6. Lots of static cling
7. You walk into the room and all the other Jedi put on their sweaters
8. Excellent radio reception

 

- You have a tendency to maniacal laughter
- You start to create a superweapon
- You start to have serious Gothic tendencies

 

- you love your gold ring
- people look to the bearded man for help instead of you
- when everything you?ve done in the past week was a ?necessary evil?
- your eyes turn an odd color

 

When you start laughing like Mr Burns---and no one's even made a joke!

 

when u follow Kyp Durron or agree with him

 

When you are a princess and is the center of everyone's attention especially that of green eyed youngth.

When you became obsessed about the "sides" of the Force.

When you refuse to die even most of your body has turn to ashes.

 

- You were trained by Luke
- Everytime you enter a room someone start humming the Imperial March.
- You really can't believe it's not butter.
- You've gotten in touch with your inner megalomaniac.
- Your username suddenly grows colours.

 

When you you're at a library studying diligiently, only to hear a voice calling, "Five minutes to opening time."

 

You dont need all that stuff to tell if your a Dark Sider.

uhhhh. Killing your master is a good sign.

 

-start wearing all black.
-notice the color of your lightsaber has turned red.
-start putting Darth in front of your name.
-start imaging what you would look like in a black helmet

Hey! I wear black a lot, and I already have a black motorcycle helmet!!

I'm still nice though...

 

-Toothpaste and mouthwash do nothing for you, they are powerless to the might of the dark side

-you can cook a potato quicker than a microwave with only a flick of your fingers

 

You were black leather a whole lot.

 

you suddenly find everyone afraid of you
you find yourself using quotes from vader, palpy, and exar kun

 

You start to experiment with eyeliner and lipstick on your entire face.
A shark lost its dentures in the top of your head.