WE ARE HOLDING GODDESS HOSTAGE AND DEMAND.......

Discussion in 'Montréal' started by Adalia-Durron, Nov 15, 2007.

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  1. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2003
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    YOU SEND US ALL YOUR CARDED SW FIGURES IN SMALL UNMARKED PACKAGES....


    I am Holding her hostage here!! We will keep her unless you comply!!!!

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v309/Adalia-Durron/Audreysvisitnov2007034.jpg]

    We will release the Vicious Peacocks on her!!!

    [image=http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y135/Obiwan_Toddi/General%20Photos/DSCF1857.jpg]

    And we WILL drop these giant ball bearings on her!!!!!


    SO you WILL send the SAFF all your Carded Star Wars Figures, by sea!!!

    More demands will be made as they come to us.. ;)



    :p
  2. DarthVercetti Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 18, 2005
    star 4
    You WILL Send ALL of your MRs, Ultra Sabers and ALL of your lightsabers!
  3. Obi-Wan_Toddi Former SAFF CR

    Member Since:
    Feb 7, 2005
    star 6
    You will send us beavers!! Lots of beavers!!
  4. TK1571 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 10, 2003
    star 5
    umm, if we can have some more star wars xmas ornaments that would be cool!!
  5. Darth_Meanders Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2004
    star 5
    And maple syrup - gallons of syrup ....
  6. _Master-Skywalker_ Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 30, 2005
    star 5
    OREO'S

    By the ship load !!=P~
  7. evil-incarnate Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 30, 2004
    star 7
    I don't want their carded figures... I believe they're the trio logo variation..

    I'll settle for a shrubbery... with a lovely little white picket fence.
  8. Aiel Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 14, 2004
    star 4
    Demands as thus: Tom Welling (Smallville is filmed in Canada so this will be a simple kidnaping job.)

    Failing this: Hayden Christensen will suffice.

    That is all. ;)
  9. LittleTinGoddess Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 7, 2006
    star 4
    Nickelback [face_plain] Don't be fogetting the Nickelback....
  10. Dark-Lord_Alf Beloved Member of the SA Fan Force 1979-2013

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 2005
    star 4
    This Saffer has a simple demand.....

    We want your 2 most famous Canadians....

    That's right We want Terrance & Phillip

    You guys can keep Celine Dion


    We have found Goddess's weak spot don't make us exploit it !
  11. Quinten_JarVos Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 18, 2004
    star 4
    wow and all i was going to say is we want you guys to be the SAFF Clones for 48 hour period :p
  12. DarthVercetti Jedi Master

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    Oct 18, 2005
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    oh, AND you must cut down your tallest tree. WITH!!! A Herring.
  13. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2003
    star 10
    And SNOW!! We want some of the white stuff!!!! Not the yellow stuff!!!!
  14. Uilmuteiz RSA Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Dec 4, 2000
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    All right so I gave you all 5 days and that's the best you can come up with...

    - All our Star Wars Carded action figures
    - All of our Mrs, Ultra Sabers and lightsabers
    - Beavers
    - Star Wars Xmas Ornament
    - Maple Syrup
    - Oreo's
    - Shrubbery... with a white picket fence
    - Tom Welling, or Hayden....
    - Nickelback
    - Terrance and Phillip
    - Cut down our tallest tree Wiith a Herring
    - White snow.

    She is worth so much more than all that to us.
    I will use all of the contacts and favors I have to bring her back.
    So that means I'll be sending you Beavra and Celine Dion CDs untill you send her back to us safe and sound.

    And if you don't... well trust me... you don't wan't BOB to get mad at the SAFF
  15. GoddessJainaSoloFel Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 18, 2004
    star 4

    [:D] Uilmuteiz [:D]

    [face_laugh] I was starting to wonder if anyone there missed me at all!!! I think SAFF may actually be very happy to send me home if you threaten to send a lifetime supply of Celine Dion their way! And yes... they do not understand what it is to have the wrath of BOB thrust upon them!!! [face_devil]

    If you aren't prepared to meet the demands SAFF have outlined, I will be very happy to suffer my fate and stay here in South Australia forever.
  16. TK1571 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 10, 2003
    star 5
    BOB!!!

    I think we can handle BOB!!!

    as to the celine dion cds :oops: we can use them as beer coasters

  17. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2003
    star 10
    We really want to keep her, and thats the truth!!!!!!
  18. TK1571 Jedi Grand Master

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    Sep 10, 2003
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  19. CrazyMike JC Collecting Manager and RSA Canada

    Manager
    Member Since:
    Dec 4, 2000
    star 7
    You can have my collection if you give us our Goddess back [face_praying]

    Or face the wraith of my Sith Bunny !!!

    [image=http://mikestruys.com/images/Mike/Moonya1.jpg]
  20. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2003
    star 10
    Does he have Sharp Pointy Teeth?? [face_worried]
  21. Uilmuteiz RSA Emeritus

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  22. GoddessJainaSoloFel Force Ghost

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    Nov 18, 2004
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    They failed to mention that the SITH BUNNY has about 7-8 siblings ready to fight at any given moment! :eek:
  23. TYKEN_BLADE Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 30, 2004
    star 4
    Hey Uilmuteiz
    you can set Bob loose on us if you wish...... but if you cast your mind back a few months ( May )

    Bob hung out, ate Doritos and got drunk with the Coyote.

    I am sure that the wrath of Bob will be quashed with a simple friendly offering of Corn chips and Coke..

    As for Goddess .. well you can have her back when Satan ice skates to work.....

    ( when hell freezes over )

    Or if you wish... When Mustafar freezes over and Vader ice skates to work....

    NO PRICE ,BRIBE, or SACRIFICIAL OFFERING WILL LET HER FROM OUR CLUTCHES


    ( btw.. How have ya been doood )



  24. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2003
    star 10
    rolls eyes :rolleyes:


    Some how the greeting at teh end kinda gives that threat no power there Tyken!!!

    We want her here, we love her to bits, but we understand she must return to the snow and ice to figure out how to get here permanently....
  25. AmberStarbright Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 20, 2002
    star 7
    The number has now gone up to 9.....that's right we have 10 Sith bunnies to send to Australia.............I believe the last time rabbits were introduced to Australia, it didn't end up going too well [face_devil]
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