JCC We come up with new Geico commercials slogans

If you are seen some of the commercials you get to see two guys discuss saving money and the happiness from saving money. How happy, its as happy as a witch in a broom factory. Or a slinky on an escalator. Personally I want to try that. Anyway come up with a new slogan for them. And the other one is as happy as Gallagher at a farmer's market.

 

As happy as a shark in a sea full of blind seals.

 

As happy as The Punisher at a Mafia convention.

 

as happy as an intellectual flame in comma.

 

as happy as a world without beezel threads

 

As happy has hambone running through poppy field.

 

Geico, the caveman tv show was cancelled because beezel liked it.

 

As happy as Danthe at Victoria's Secret.


Sorry man, but someone had to say it.