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JCC We create new movie titles for SciFi channel.

Discussion in 'Community' started by beezel26, Nov 27, 2012.

  1. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    Since the quality of Scifi Channel movies is so high, how about we give them new movie titles so we can all have something to watch on Saturday nights. Instead of using some weird monster or fish or the combination of the two. How about remaking hollywood movies in the theme of of a Sci Fi channel Saturday movie with a brief description or byline for the movie.
    For example,
    Home alone 17, Zombie Apocalypse. Now he is on his own with no one left alive.

    Red Dawn, 2012 the North Koreans have invaded.
     
  2. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    But Crocogator is such a good title for a Syfy movie!
     
  3. Darth_Kiryan

    Darth_Kiryan Jedi Master star 4

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    sharktopus?

    two-headed shark attack
     
  4. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    I think both those titles actually exist as SyFy movies.:(
     
  5. Darth_Kiryan

    Darth_Kiryan Jedi Master star 4

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    Yeah, i think my point i was trying to make was they have made similar, but worse titles before..... (might edit that in)
    I am actually wondering how Crocogator would work, i mean, they are not really that different.
     
  6. AmazingB

    AmazingB Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The Attack of Beezel and the Abominable Thread.

    Amazing.
     
  7. Stackpole_The_Hobbit

    Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master star 6

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    The Worst Thing On Television Until Strictly Come Dancing Is Back On
     
  8. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Frankendinogatorcrocofishopus.
     
  9. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    Man-Dingo: No, not a remake of the 1970s slavery exploitation flick, a movie about a human-dingo hybrid crossbreed that terrorizes the Australian Outback.
     
  10. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Not the Beez 2: The Return.
     
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  11. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    the coming unicron apocalypse

    only it is not a movie, it is a documentary.
     
  12. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Not the Beez 3: Shooting Fish In A Barrel.
     
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  13. Space_Caboose

    Space_Caboose Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Liopleurodon Assault
    Raptoropolis
    Homoceratops
    Megarex
    Cockroach Apocalypse
    Sentient Iceberg
    Llama Attack
     
  14. GenAntilles

    GenAntilles Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Trilobite Terror

    Kraken vs Leviathan

    Zombies vs Robots

    Sasquatch vs Yeti

    Arachnids 2: Scorpions Sting

    Sharkbear

    Ant War
     
  15. TheModFavorite

    TheModFavorite Jedi Master star 4

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    poor beezel, not realizing that there is no longer a scifi channel.
     
  16. Kiki-Gonn

    Kiki-Gonn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Kittypuppy. The cutest monster ever known to man.
     
  17. Stackpole_The_Hobbit

    Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master star 6

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    Kittypuppy 2: Puppykitty
     
  18. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    [​IMG]

    So you're basically suggesting SyFy make a Dinosaur Attacks! movie? Cool!
     
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  19. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    what's this "we" business?
     
  20. GenAntilles

    GenAntilles Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Are you telling me they actually made that movie?
     
  21. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    No, that was from a trading card series called Dinosaurs Attacks! that Topps did in the late '80s. Basically, it was an excuse to show gory drawings of dinosaurs mauling and eviscerating people in the present day, much like their Mars Attacks series from the 1960s, but I'll be damned if it wasn't a great idea. You gotta love something that shows a nest of Pterodactyls on top of Mount Rushmore, with a momma Pterodactyl feeding bits of humans to her babies.

    Google it, and you'll be amazed.
     
  22. Quixotic-Sith

    Quixotic-Sith Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    These I would watch. Especially if it was a magical liopleurodon.

    [​IMG]
     
  23. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    Excaliborg. Resistance to King Arthcutus is futile.
     
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  24. darthhelinith

    darthhelinith Jedi Master star 5

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    The Thing-imajig.
    Like 'The Thing', but even more vague.
     
  25. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    The Quietness Of The Goats