JCC We create new movie titles for SciFi channel.

Since the quality of Scifi Channel movies is so high, how about we give them new movie titles so we can all have something to watch on Saturday nights. Instead of using some weird monster or fish or the combination of the two. How about remaking hollywood movies in the theme of of a Sci Fi channel Saturday movie with a brief description or byline for the movie.
For example,
Home alone 17, Zombie Apocalypse. Now he is on his own with no one left alive.

Red Dawn, 2012 the North Koreans have invaded.

 

But Crocogator is such a good title for a Syfy movie!

 

sharktopus?

two-headed shark attack

 

I think both those titles actually exist as SyFy movies.

 

Yeah, i think my point i was trying to make was they have made similar, but worse titles before..... (might edit that in)
I am actually wondering how Crocogator would work, i mean, they are not really that different.

 

The Attack of Beezel and the Abominable Thread.

Amazing.

 

The Worst Thing On Television Until Strictly Come Dancing Is Back On

 

Frankendinogatorcrocofishopus.

 

Man-Dingo: No, not a remake of the 1970s slavery exploitation flick, a movie about a human-dingo hybrid crossbreed that terrorizes the Australian Outback.

 

Not the Beez 2: The Return.

 

the coming unicron apocalypse

only it is not a movie, it is a documentary.

 

Not the Beez 3: Shooting Fish In A Barrel.

 

Liopleurodon Assault
Raptoropolis
Homoceratops
Megarex
Cockroach Apocalypse
Sentient Iceberg
Llama Attack

 

Trilobite Terror

Kraken vs Leviathan

Zombies vs Robots

Sasquatch vs Yeti

Arachnids 2: Scorpions Sting

Sharkbear

Ant War

 

poor beezel, not realizing that there is no longer a scifi channel.

 

Kittypuppy. The cutest monster ever known to man.

 

Kittypuppy 2: Puppykitty

 

So you're basically suggesting SyFy make a Dinosaur Attacks! movie? Cool!

 

what's this "we" business?

 

Are you telling me they actually made that movie?

 

No, that was from a trading card series called Dinosaurs Attacks! that Topps did in the late '80s. Basically, it was an excuse to show gory drawings of dinosaurs mauling and eviscerating people in the present day, much like their Mars Attacks series from the 1960s, but I'll be damned if it wasn't a great idea. You gotta love something that shows a nest of Pterodactyls on top of Mount Rushmore, with a momma Pterodactyl feeding bits of humans to her babies.

Google it, and you'll be amazed.

 

These I would watch. Especially if it was a magical liopleurodon.

 

Excaliborg. Resistance to King Arthcutus is futile.

 

The Thing-imajig.
Like 'The Thing', but even more vague.

 

The Quietness Of The Goats