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Lit We Hav to Take a Trip with Jacen Solo (WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SNARK)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by Trip, May 25, 2008.

  1. Yodaminch

    Yodaminch Force Ghost star 6

    Mar 6, 2002
    I am unaware of this "Legacy of the Force" you guys speak of. For me, Jacen, Jaina, the big three and others lived happily ever after following the Unifying Force. The only Legacy I am aware of is on that happens long after they are all dead. :p

    On a more serious note, thanks to Havoc and Trip for a very enjoyable read. It was always a delight to see a new post by one of you especially when I was at work and needed something to laugh at. :cool:
  2. RC-1991

    RC-1991 Jedi Master star 4

    Dec 2, 2009
    "because shatterpoint is just a physical thing about how you can make everything explode just by touching it now . . . someone needs to actually read Stover's work"

    Yeah. Of course, if you notice, the only authors I can remember who actually read any of Stover's works were John Ostrander, Jan Duursema, and possibly whoever wrote that Mace Windu comic for TCW (the characterization in the preview was definitely playing off of Shatterpoint). Instead, it looks like they just read whatever is in the Holocron concerning his works, which is why they think that A) Vergere's real name was Darth Chicken and B) Shatterpoint is explody-touch and C)Jacen gained 50 DS points in Traitor. Heck, even the authors who wrote the NJO didn't really read Traitor that carefully. Vergere in DW is not Vergere in Traitor. Because apparently, books that actually make you think are BAAAAAAAAAAAD.

    How is the Troy Denning of Star By Star the Troy Denning of LOTF?DN? I find it hard to believe that it is the same author.

    So, what exactly is Trip's theory about Force Lightning?
  3. _Catherine_

    _Catherine_ Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Jun 16, 2007
    [link=]This is part of it.[/link]
  4. Magnuskn

    Magnuskn Jedi Master star 4

    Jul 14, 2002
    Thanks, I've read the thread, or at least all your summaries. And while you think that the NJO is somehow far better, I think it just sucks less. That the quality of LOTF was even worse than the NJO is no excuse for that series being the prototype for the disaster of LOTF.

    But, as I said before, I'll give the NJO that they at least tried an uplifting ending, although I found even it incredibly bitter.
  5. MasterKenobi1138

    MasterKenobi1138 Jedi Youngling star 2

    May 24, 2008
    I found myself getting intrigued as well. A halfway decent Sith Lord in this series? Could it be...?

    To quote Jerry Seinfeld: "It does OTHER THINGS!!!"

    Yeah, that about sums up my reaction to LOTF in retrospect.

    I think you could basically describe this duel as being like the George W. Bush vs. Lincoln lightsaber duel from Robot Chicken. Doesn't this sound familiar?

    Jacen: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you--no wait, let me finish! *dies*
    Jaina: Hehehe, take that, Darth Sidious!

    =D= =D= :_| :rolleyes: [face_tired]

    A Bag of Potato Chips-Calrissian: The Winning Ticket in 2012.
    Because Lando is all that AND a bag of chips!

    This was an amazing end to an amazing thread, Havac. We had our shining light in Traitor with Badass Hero Jacen and for about a third of Invincible with Badass Villain Jacen, but those days are over now. Still, we had a lot of laughs (more at Jacen's expense than at his terrible jokes) and it was fun while it lasted. And what a wonderful Christmas gift, too!

  6. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

    Jul 2, 2004
    Don't blame me, I voted for Ragnos.
  7. T-boy-wan

    T-boy-wan Jedi Master star 3

    Jun 6, 2006
    My vote went to the chips but only because the option for a Waru/Jar Jar/Jaxxon triumvirate wasn't available at the time.
  8. darthadimentsu

    darthadimentsu Jedi Youngling star 1

    Jan 24, 2007
    I have just reread the whole thing, a masterwork, a beautiful achievement, it is what Del Rey should publish next, as a commemoration of a character we knew, thought we knew, knew better than the authors, loved, hated, indifferented, emulated on occasion, admired on others, despaired at on the rest. Farewell Jacen, farewell we 'hav' to take a 'trip', you will be missed. (Retrospective on Anakin, anyone?)
  9. Jaleou

    Jaleou Jedi Youngling

    Feb 15, 2004
    I just want to congratulate Havac on finishing this journey. I had come across the thread about a year ago, and then forgot about it. I'm not a big forum reader (or poster, obviously). I found it again a few weeks ago, and read every post, and found out I only had to wait a few days for the final review to go up. This was very entertaining. Good job.
  10. xx_Anakin_xx

    xx_Anakin_xx Jedi Master star 4

    Jan 9, 2008
    I didn't realize we'd gotten the final installment. That was great as they all have been and I am truly going to miss the ironic humor this thread has provided. Like T-Boy, the 'snark' matched my actual thoughts while reading, except of course, not put as humorously. One point you touched on was the rather confusing form in which that first battle was fought on the asteroid. It was worst than trying to make heads or tails of Final Crisis 6 & 7 - and you couldn't even turn the book and study the flashy pictures upside down for hidden revelations that didn't exist. Turning Invincible upside down and drawing my own flashy pictures was fun, but didn't clear anything up.

    The rest of the storyline moved along better, with the characters being unreasonable for the most part, but at least I was clear about that. By series end, I found myself pretty much hating everyone who'd lived and bemoaning many who'd died - not exactly what Denning had in mind I'd imagine. But as usual, your humorous synopsis has put it all back into perspective. Great job!
  11. RC-1991

    RC-1991 Jedi Master star 4

    Dec 2, 2009
    Huh. That's actually an interesting discussion. Is he planning to resurrect this or do some other related discussion?

    EDIT: and I also hope that Jacen gets more EU appearances in the coming months. If he gets a character arc in Invasion, is there any chance that it will be snarked? Assuming that it is a meaningful arc, of course, and not just some annoying namedropping.
  12. LittleMissNightsaber

    LittleMissNightsaber Jedi Youngling star 3

    May 2, 2009
    Someone does steal his wallet.
  13. MaggieSolo

    MaggieSolo Jedi Knight star 1

    Nov 24, 2009
    OK, I haven't finished reading this whole thread yet - I'm only halfway through reading the NJO books, and I want to read Havac's reviews after I read each book.

    BUT, I want to say, without this thread I would have never had the joy of thinking of Pellaeon's mustache as it's own ferocious, bristling, badass character.

    Thank you, Havac and Trip!

    Alright, now I've got to get started on Star by Star. Nothing bad happens in this one, does it??[face_worried]
  14. Rew

    Rew Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Dec 22, 2008
    Nope, it's by far one of the more hopeful, uplifting titles in the NJO series. :)
  15. MaggieSolo

    MaggieSolo Jedi Knight star 1

    Nov 24, 2009
    :D Oh, thank god, I don't think I could take the stress of another character death...[face_mischief]
  16. son_of_skywalker03

    son_of_skywalker03 Jedi Master star 4

    Dec 7, 2003
    Might I recommend not finishing the last half of the book? I mean, it's dreadfully boring, and not a whole lot happens. And in the books that follow, any characters that are thought to be dead or missing, just know that they're on a super secret mission and you'll eventually see them again. No lie. [face_peace]
  17. Jedi Ben

    Jedi Ben Chosen One star 7

    Jul 19, 1999
  18. Jedi Ben

    Jedi Ben Chosen One star 7

    Jul 19, 1999

    That's every bit as terrible as it is funny.
  19. Grey1

    Grey1 Host: 181st Imperial Discussion Group star 4 VIP

    Nov 21, 2000
    Letting the montage end at TUF was so much of a right move that I might openly cry if I admitted to still caring that much about SW literature.
  20. Dawud786

    Dawud786 Jedi Grand Master star 5

    Dec 28, 2006
    Trip, Havac, thank you guys for this thread. Seriously. Especially you Hav, you have made Star Wars and Star Wars fandom fun again. There's been too much of this taking things seriously and having "sooper suriuz" discussions about this crap that was fun when it all began lately. Especially with people ragging on a character and then anyone that has an opinion that differs from their's. I'm glad I waited til the end to read it all the last 3 days. Thank you.

    Also, having just read Green Lantern: Rebirth while standing in a Powells today... I'd almost like it if they Parallax'd the entire LOTF. Jacen was infected with Abeloth or whatever Unknown Regions weirdo never before heard of threat that's like Parallax they can come up with and he works with Anakins Skywalker and Solo in the Netherworld to get redeemed after death or whatever and everyone is all "whoa, what?" I'll even accept a scene of Han Solo being all "I don't believe you" like Batman was to Hal. Whatever. Just, WTK? LOTF basically destroyed 20 years of development(or psuedo-development) in one agonizingly drawn out half-assed stroke. To top it off, that was on top of the NJO doing another agonizingly slow killing of nearly an entire generation of new heroes. And I read it all.

    Bah. Thanks for the laughs.
  21. MaggieSolo

    MaggieSolo Jedi Knight star 1

    Nov 24, 2009
    Ok, so I finished Star by Star. And yes, I cried like girl. But it's ok - I am a girl.

    Now I face the depressing task of reading 3 books that don't have Jacen in them and therefore have no corresponding summary by Havac. Argh!

    But I will say 2 things about Enemy Lines I: Rebel Dream:

    1. I've only just started it and suddenly I love Lando. Outta nowhere.

    2. Even if the rest of the book sucks, I had the pleasure of reading Luke saying. "There is evil on Coruscant. Tremendous dark side evil."

    That's right folks, evil is bad, but there's nothing quite as bad as Tremendous Dark Side Evil!
  22. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Sep 29, 2005
    Stupendous Dark Side Evil would be worse. And I'll note that there's a very brief summation of DJ and EL in the beginning of the Traitor post.

    Thanks for all the compliments, guys; I'm just really glad I was able to entertain (now, if I made you think at the same time, then I'm really really glad; if I made you appreciate Jacen a little more, then I'm really really really glad).
  23. DarthDragon164

    DarthDragon164 Jedi Master star 4

    Jun 25, 2008
    Then prepare to be really really really glad.
  24. Sinrebirth

    Sinrebirth Immortal Mod-King of the EUC, RPF and SWC star 8 Staff Member Manager

    Nov 15, 2004
  25. Ice1605

    Ice1605 Jedi Master star 1

    Aug 10, 2006
    Wow, this whole thread was absolutely hilarious! It was a great read. Each post was filled with humor, while illustrating how badly the authors messed up Jacen's characterization, especially toward the end of his regrettably short life.