Saga "We Have Cookies" (humour vig)

Hi, y'all! I'm not from this board so I haven't looked around. But this short bunny bit me and I couldn't resist!

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(Ep.III, that scene where Palpatine tells Anakin about the powerful Sith)

{Anakin walks up unsuspectingly}

Palpatine- Ah, yes. Leave us.

{Suspicious crowd leaves}

Palpatine- Anakin, come closer.

Anakin- *kneels*

P- Closer

A- *leans in*

P- *smacks A upside his head*

A- Ow!!!!

P- Can't you see I'm Sith you brats are looking for?

A- Huh? What? Oh, right. NOOOO!!!!! *despair*

P- It's true. Now, join me. We have cookies!

A- *hopeful* And milk?

P- Yes, Anakin. Search your feelings. You know it be true. We have milk.

A- I like cookies.

P- Now for a name....

A- Darth Chocoholic!!! *beams*

P- *facepalm* Now, kid!

A- Why not? *sniffle*

P- Something weird and professional sounding that the swooning ladies will like....

A- Darth Choco-hunky!!

P- *smacks Ani again* Darth Vader, you moron!! Now go get your limbs cut off by Kenobi so you can wear this really neato black suit and stand around wheezing!

A- Yay for neato suits!!

P- *facepalm*

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Hope y'all liked!

love,
marybeth