SWRPF Archive WE HAVE FOUDN THE SECRET WEAPON!

name: Yoddle
middle name: Poof
nickname: Man-junk III
surname: Ignatius
firstname: JohnPaul
lastname: Ratzenberger
what celebrity do you most look like: Kind of a cross between Michael Jackson and Kermit the Forg*(yes...forg.)
full name: Yoddle JohnPaul Poof Ignatius Ratzenberger "Man-Junk III"
code name: Two of Seven
username: Unnlimahted_POWUUH
screen name: MAHP-ENI-SONYOR
age: 1963
race: second place
gender: genderless (also odorless)
homeworld: Whillurmost
height: 1.5 feet
weight: next to nothing
clothes: tightie whities (and under those...I'm neked!)
eye color: A mix of chartruce and periwinkle
skin color: A lovely blend of green and brown
hair color: curtains match the carpet (er....blue)
color: Indian Reservation Green
tatoo color: Pen Black
friends name: Rathan McBarnes
number of people on your WUL: 0
gender: As I said earlier
weapons:
secondary weapon:
thirdary weapon:
quadranary weapon:
backup weapon:
godmode yes/no YES PEAS
affiliation: RAILROADZ KILLUHZ!
reason for affiliation: I was abused as a small child
what recruitment station affiliation: Wu Tang central
favorite movie: Miss Big'uns comes to work
if you had a super poewr what would it be: The ability to turn grass into Jell0
if you could change your name what would it be: Hubert Cumberdale
bio: I lived. I died. In between, I cheated with Godmode.
secondary bio in case first bio craps out:
desire to kill railroadz yes/n: Yes.
black or blue pen ink: Black
branch of affilation: Eastern Branch
favorite face:

If this face mated with this face what would it's offspring resemble: or my mailman.

NP edit: This is a fun thread but let's try to keep it appropriate.

name: Teh Stapler
middle name: _
nickname: O_S
surname: Stapler
firstname: Ostrich
lastname: Stapler
what celebrity do you most look like: Rikku from FFX kthx
full name: Ostrich_Stapler
code name: Teh_Stapler
username: Ostrich_Stapler
screen name: homogametic
age: 15
race: Very fast
gender: Female, I think
homeworld: Earth on a stick!1
height: 5'6''
weight: 97 lbs.
clothes: yes
eye color: white with blue bits
skin color: varies
hair color: varies
color: green
tatoo: none
friends name: Hubert
number of people on your WUL: Too many, all blocked
weapons: yes
secondary weapon: Stapler
thirdary weapon: Staple remover
quadranary weapon: Yelling
backup weapon: Yelling while jumping up and down
godmode yes/no: yes
affiliation: TEH GOOD GUYS
reason for affiliation: RAILROADS ARE BAD, and I liek penguins too
what recruitment station affiliation: Stapler Goddess
favorite movie: Hero
if you had a super poewr what would it be: water powers
if you could change your name what would it be: Emu_Rivetter
bio: ack
secondary bio in case first bio craps out: Is 43503m
desire to kill railroadz yes/n: yes
black or blue pen ink: invisible
branch of affilation: Office department, handles paperwork
favorite face: mine is
if this face and this face had a baby what would it look like?: HAWT


Nobody reads these anyway.

name: Thokity
middle name:
nickname: Thokster
surname: Thok
firstname: Teh
lastname: Thok
what celebrity do you most look like: John Belushi
full name: Thok it ty
code name: pigmy
username: Thok
screen name: Jeromelongerbone
age: 19
race: Daytona 500
gender: male
homeworld: earth
height: 5'7
weight: 195
clothes: Black
eye color: blue
skin color: Light tan
hair color: black,
color: red
tatoo: Chevy bow-tie
friends name: pot,kane, marah, Mitth, IH
number of people on your WUL: does it matter?
gender: male
weapons: Spoon
secondary weapon: Pie Cannon
thirdary weapon: Stolen Banstick
quadranary weapon: Bruce Lee's foot
backup weapon: squirt gun
godmode yes/no: i am god
affiliation: Railroadsz
reason for affiliation: cause someone has to keep the rail roads a truckin...
what recruitment station affiliation: #1
favorite movie: Animal House
if you had a super poewr what would it be: ability to eat anything
if you could change your name what would it be: Kane
bio: he is tired, and hates the warriors.
secondary bio in case first bio craps out: he's drunk.
desire to kill railroadz yes/n: no
black or blue pen ink: red
branch of affilation: leader
favorite face: mine is
if this face and this face had a baby what would it look like?: LV

That hurts thok. That really hurts.



Anyways, welcome everyone. I am answering and sending out a few PM's to old players so we'll wait for the to have a chance to join before we start this thing up.

name: Mike Mafia
middle name: Pearl
nickname: Get utta my way
surname: Michael
firstname: Mike
lastname: Mafia
what celebrity do you most look like: George Clooney
full name: Michael Pearl Mafia
code name: Pearl Harbor
username: jedi-mafia89
screen name: tHeCaLiCoFaM
age: 19
race: relay
gender: male
homeworld: third planet from the sun
height: 5'8"
weight: 137lbs.
clothes: nice ones
eye color: brown
skin color: caucasian
hair color: dark brown
color: gray
tatoo: italian flag
friends name: i havent got any friends!!
number of people on your WUL: i dont remember
gender: didnt we do this already?
weapons: slingshot
secondary weapon: aluminum bat
thirdary weapon: staple gun
quadranary weapon: large wooden stick
backup weapon: super soaker that shoots tabasco sauce
godmode yes/no: duhh
affiliation: warriors
reason for affiliation: railroadz suck!
what recruitment station affiliation: numero uno
favorite movie: i have too many favorite movies
if you had a super poewr what would it be: all super powers known to man!
if you could change your name what would it be: Rahoul
bio: he fights the railroadz cause they suck!
secondary bio in case first bio craps out: railroadz suck!
desire to kill railroadz yes/n: yes
black or blue pen ink: i use pencil
branch of affilation: any i suppose
favorite face:
if this face and this face had a baby what would it look like?: joan rivers

*destroys all warriors*


Huzzah! I WINZ!@

Anyone who says "huzzah" automatically loses.


Besides pot hasnt joined yet.

Okay guys it's time for me to post okay I am the Pott0rz
























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character sheet

name: pott0rz

middle name:tor

nicknameott0r

surname:z

firstname: pot

lastname: Piggery Samson Delilah

what celebrity do you most look like:Batman

full name: Modern Hermatices of Heaven and Hell in a Modern Day Societal Schism

code name:RAILROAD WARRIOR PRIME

username: Darth_Ghast

screen name: The_Eighth_Cortex

age: yes

race: please

gender: is different to sex as sex is determined by one's chromosomal composition or failing that, biochemical tendancy whilst gender is a more broad term that encompasses the liberated psychology of modern humanity allowing for a diversification of gender affirmation and models of love and relationship usually defined under the umbrella term "queer".

homeworld: GrassWorld

height: tall

weight: pretty good actually

clothes: usually except when in the company of a special friend like when I find a bird to my bee NUDGE NUDGE WINNK WINK say no more if the potmobile is rocking dont come a railroadin

eye color: deep silver

skin color: purple

hair color: rainbow coloured

color: green, specifically jade or emerald.

tatoo: collar

friends name: lv

number of people on your WUL: about 150

gender:anormative heterosexual.

weapons: destructor sword of doom

secondary weapon: nuclear briefcase

thirdary weapon: teh potmobile

quadranary weapon: cigarette disguise knife

backup weapon: Thok

godmode yes/no: Jello

affiliation: Warriorz

reason for affiliation: cos the railroad0rz must be defeated

what recruitment station affiliation: 7710, 3am

favorite movie: City of Lost Children

if you had a super poewr what would it be: Mental Compulsion

if you could change your name what would it be: Palpatine

bio: medical science is a good career choice

secondary bio in case first bio craps out: don't if you do it twice you have spent too long in it oh and pott0rz drives the potmobile with lv and strategicises on how to lay traps and defeat them he is a hero and a supervillian

desire to kill railroadz yes/n: Jello

black or blue pen ink: I write in blood

branch of affilation: Gumleaf

favorite face:

if this face clown and this face flag had a baby what would it look like?:




OPKAY GUYS WE SHOULD START SOON THE WET GRASS IS DRYING OUT AND DRY GRASS DOESN'T WORK/>/>/>/>

*Flys around in his awesome green spacecraft while shouting about Dum Dums*

The Great Gazoo, has Spoken!

But wat f teh dri grass becumz wet agen?

We'll use a blow dryer, obviously!

OKAY HERE WE GOE:

LV and POTT0rZ were waiting in the HQ BRAVO for the other railraoders to arrive when they heard a knock on the door. "IT MUST BE THE WARRIORS!" lv said to pot and he went to answer the door. He opened the door and nothing was there so he looked up and nothing was there and then he looked left and nothing was there and then he looked right and nothing was there and then he looked up again and nothing was there and then he looked down and he saw a penguin. "LOOK POT A PENGUIN LOL!" LV HAd the spare set of keys to the potmobile in his hand and the penguin took the keys and turned into a SUPER MONSTER O KNOW! he took lv by the hand and skipped to the potmobile and got in and tried to start it but pot was too quick and pressed the flat tire function and the car wouldnt drive so they got out of the car and the penguin fired his rocket jet pack and flew away with the lv screaming "bloody murder! bloody murder!"

"0H NO POT SAID"

pot went inside and got himself a cookie and sat down to watch the telly with a nice cup of tea and then he looked at the news and penguins all over the world were attacking people and stealing peoples! when pot was about to turn it off a penguin came onto the screen and ate the newsanchor.

T"his is too much for me two handle i must call upon teh super MODDESS AND the othar ppl!11!!!" so he called the super moddess and the other peeples and told them that a meeting was going to be held at HQ BRAVO and that it is IMPERATIVe that they be there and bring dessert.

EVERYONE had arrived at HQ BRAVO and word had gotten around the LV had been captured by a penguin, SUDDENLY the telly screen turned white and THE EVIL THOK CAME on the screen and declared

"All your LVs belong to us" DUM DUM DUMMMM

"THE RAilrosadz nerdz want all th e wet grass and a payment of one hundred million thousand dollars and a picture of pot in a bikini" DUM DUM DUMMMM

"IF THESE DEMANDS ARE NOT MET in 69 (OLOL) hours we will feed LV to the penguins [screen cuts to an image of a bear scratching itself against a tree] mwhaahaahaaahahahahaha!1!!!1"

"YOU MAY SEND ALL REQUIRED OBJECTS TO RAILRAODZ HQ, 123 ABC STREET, NORTHERN CALIFORNIA, US OF A"

"END TRANSMISSION bzzzzzzujuuuuuuupppppbewowowowowkrrrrrrrrrr"

THERE WAS NO LOL IN THE ROOM

and then the screen turned off again.

the warriors and other ppl looked around the room at peoples faces trying to figure out what to do next when someone said "WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM"

everyone agreed and then pot said TO THE POTMOBILE BUT FIRST... DO THE HUSTLE!

du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du dud u du du du du du dud du du du du dud udd du YEAH!

When the SUPER TEAM OF HEROS AND WARRIORS walked outside, penguins were everywhere, there were cars burning, and people running around, and an old person who had a sign saying "THE END IS NERE" BUT WORST OF ALL THERE WERE 12 PENGUINS in the potmobile ruining the interior!!!11

DUM DUM DUM!!11!!!!11!!

RIALROAD WARRIORS SAVE LV!!! AND RAILRAODZ STOP THE WARRIORS!!!!

GRrrrRRRr!

DIE DIE!

*brandishes spoon*

"SIR, you should really get a longer spoon, that one doesn't reach the telly."

A fat toydarian flew over and switched on the telly for his leader, which was currently showing Penguin Idol.

"Now sir, enjoy. Shall you be requiring any breakfast, Sir Teh Thok Thokity Thokster?"


TAG: TtTHOKkK

"wtcrap deze n00bz."

Bob reached in his 2 foot long pockets, and pulled out the 5n1pz0r!

"BAMhedshawtBAMhedshawt!" He Humps the dead penguins a couple times, and gets assaulted by teh penguins, peing pecked and group bear huggd and such. Unfortunately, because he has 5' long legz, they only reach his shins, and it hurts, and he jumps out and runs 1/10 of a marathon from teh penguins, which don't follow him, then runs back.

OOC: This is one helluva great RPG... most impressive.


name: Ob1-Can O'Bee
middle name: Charles
nickname: BEN-jamen
surname: O'Bee
firstname: Ob1-Can
lastname: O'Bee
what celebrity do you most look like: Kinda like that guy who sang in that French movie with Nicole Kidman
full name: Ob1-Can Carles O'Bee
code name: Vodka
username: meh
screen name: Barriss_Coffee
age: 30
race: human i thinketh
gender: male
homeworld: Paris
height: 1.79 meters, and that's a fact!
weight: I'm going with 160
clothes: some ratty crap made of recycled potato sacks that the Jedi Order tries to pass off as "uniforms"
eye color: blue
skin color: white
hair color: brown... ish
color: of what? his toenails? which happen to be a fair shade of yellow?
tatoo color: neon green
friends name: Can-a-can Sky-walzer
number of people on your WUL: muchas personas
gender: Male?
weapons: BB guns!
secondary weapon: stolen lightsaber
thirdary weapon: bazooooooka
quadranary weapon: a General Grievous Toys-R-Us Non-Master Replica blaster
backup weapon: his foot
godmode yes/no: yeeee-ah baby
affiliation: his own and the local cantina's
reason for affiliation: he likes himself as he does a darned good drink
what recruitment station affiliation: he is he and the drinks do him good
favorite movie: "Velvet Goldmine"
if you had a super poewr what would it be: the power to rid oneself of hangovers after a night on the town
if you could change your name what would it be: "Guiness"
bio: Ob1-Can O'Bee and Can-a-can go on adventures. They hope these adventures will one day be represented in the form of a Saturday Cartoon Show.
secondary bio in case first bio craps out: Okay, so they did have a TV show already, but it was cancelled.
desire to kill railroadz yes/n: yessssssssss
black or blue pen ink: black as a blackbird
branch of affilation: Master (of Jedi or bartending, your choice)
favorite face:
if this face and this face had a baby what would it look like?:

Yes, i require Spam with spam eggs, spam, toast, spam, and a side of spam. And a class of milk with a bowl of cheetos.


ANd thankyou very much, but my spoon is Perfect length!

*whips out 5ft spoon*

MuaqhahahahahuhuHAHAHahaH!!!11!!!111oneoneoneone

"SIR, we ran out of Spam yesterday when you let the Penguins raid teh freezer!"

A pair of wings start to flap faster then you could see. Then they stop as the body that they're connected to falls to the ground unceremoniously with a loud PLOP.

*whips out a bowl of Nestlé Cheerios*

"Here you go, sir. Your cheerios. You will need a smaller spoon now."


TAG: koht <-

"Damn! I wanted my spam!"

*eats cheetos with small spork*

"Quickly! WHere is my Burrito!?"

Tag: Tyi

"I gave you cheerios! Dangit!"

Wings flap again as the alien rises into the air.

"You shall have you Burrito after you eat your cheerios!.... SIR."

The overly large body floats towards the RAILROADZ leader, holding out a spoon that fits in his palm.

"Cheerios are eaten with spoons, not sporks!"


TAG: Thokity

IC: Me

I, as the Penguin General, walk along the troops, dressed in my heavy winter's coat. The cute little guys were having fun, destroying cars, pillaging and looting, running with scissors. A penguin comes up, cute little gold bars on its shoulders.

"Charp Charpity Charp Charp!"

"Yes indeed." I said in response. "Da Railroadz Warrriors shall be helpless against our onslaught! We shall fly high and win!"

"Charp Charp"

"You guys can't? But. You're birds..."

"Charp."

"Who cares if you can swim? Grrrr. Its a figure of speech."

"Charpity charp charp?"

"Yes I know its Ninety Degrees outside you ninny!"

*Slaps the Penguin*

"I know what I'm doing. Give me a transmission to my Lord Thokity"

"Charp."

"What do you mean you doing have it???"

"Charp Charp."

"Grrrr. Dam the bloody Unions. Fine."

I reach into one of my big pockets and pull out my Magic Thingamabob.

"Gimme a line to teh Thok."

"Sure deal boss." the Celestial Thingamajig said as it pulled the line through

"High Lord Enquistor Thok, My Penguin Troopers are in place allllll around the world. Soon da Warriors shall be no more!"

TAG: You're it Thok!

OOC: OHH EMM EFF GEE THIS Rp is teh r0ckz0rz i wanna join kk? thx

name: Mr. T
middle name: Ghetto
nickname: Mr. T
surname: Mr. T
firstname: Mr.
lastname: T
what celebrity do you most look like:Mr. T?
full name: Mister Tsdfjaspofdijsal;kdjglk dsj
code name: Pitty-the-fool
username: Darth_Valeo
screen name: Bobby bob skins
age: 348
race: Human
gender: Male
homeworld: The streets of newyork
height: 6 ft
weight: 190
clothes: Ghetto clothes.
eye color: Brown
skin color: Brown?
hair color: HOLY MOTHER @#$% ITS BROWN!
color: Of what? His crap? Which also happens to be BROWN!!!
tatoo color: Black, its a tattoo of his momma
friends name: Hobo Jones who recently died of a toliet water overdose (whatever that is?)
number of people on your WUL: I dunno.
gender: Wtf do you think its changed by now? MALE
weapons: Brass knuckles that say MR. T BITCH backwards so that when he punches you it appears in big red marks
secondary weapon:Another pair of brass knuckles
thirdary weapon: His Timberlans which he kicks you with.
quadranary weapon: A Mcdonalds happy meal toy of Buzz Light Year which lights up!
backup weapon: The Kool-Aid dude.
godmode yes/no: Ohhhhhh yeahhh..
affiliation: 1-800-COLLECT
reason for affiliation:I pitty the fool that don't call 1-800-COLLECT.
what recruitment station affiliation: What?
favorite movie: Any movie with him in it.
if you had a super poewr what would it be: To fly?
if you could change your name what would it be: Mr. T II
bio: He signed up with 1-800-COLLECT and then one day they called him (on a collect call ofcourse) and said we have a new mission for you...YOU MUST DESTROY TEH RAILROADZ
desire to kill railroadz yes/n: yes
black or blue pen ink: black
branch of affilation: Supreme Ghetto Spy that says "I pitty the fool" alot.
favorite face:
if this face had a baby what would it look like: Yo MOmma!! oh diss!!! MOTHER JELLO JELOLOSLFJSLKDFJlkdfsjlkafj....fadj;lskfdjkls....

I am plainly the most omnipotent one here. You should all flock to me. The POT is naught but my minion!

(unbelievingly maniacal laugh)

You shall all bow, and the railroadz even cannot halt the march. Careful, or I'll murder Fred Flinstone.

The Great Gazoo, has Spoken!

Ostrich_Stapler had no time to lose. She reached into the pockets of her sexy miniskirt and removed her electric stapler, loaded the ammunition into the weapon, and mowed down a row of penguins.



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