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  1. Unnlimahted_POWUUH Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Aug 29, 2005
    star 2
    name: Yoddle
    middle name: Poof
    nickname: Man-junk III
    surname: Ignatius
    firstname: JohnPaul
    lastname: Ratzenberger
    what celebrity do you most look like: Kind of a cross between Michael Jackson and Kermit the Forg*(yes...forg.)
    full name: Yoddle JohnPaul Poof Ignatius Ratzenberger "Man-Junk III"
    code name: Two of Seven
    username: Unnlimahted_POWUUH
    screen name: MAHP-ENI-SONYOR
    age: 1963
    race: second place
    gender: genderless (also odorless)
    homeworld: Whillurmost
    height: 1.5 feet
    weight: next to nothing
    clothes: tightie whities (and under those...I'm neked!)
    eye color: A mix of chartruce and periwinkle
    skin color: A lovely blend of green and brown
    hair color: curtains match the carpet (er....blue)
    color: Indian Reservation Green
    tatoo color: Pen Black
    friends name: Rathan McBarnes
    number of people on your WUL: 0
    gender: As I said earlier
    weapons:
    secondary weapon:
    thirdary weapon:
    quadranary weapon:
    backup weapon:
    godmode yes/no YES PEAS
    affiliation: RAILROADZ KILLUHZ!
    reason for affiliation: I was abused as a small child
    what recruitment station affiliation: Wu Tang central
    favorite movie: Miss Big'uns comes to work
    if you had a super poewr what would it be: The ability to turn grass into Jell0
    if you could change your name what would it be: Hubert Cumberdale
    bio: I lived. I died. In between, I cheated with Godmode.
    secondary bio in case first bio craps out:
    desire to kill railroadz yes/n: Yes.
    black or blue pen ink: Black
    branch of affilation: Eastern Branch
    favorite face: [face_skull]

    If this face [face_clown] mated with this face [face_flag] what would it's offspring resemble: [face_pumpkin] or my mailman.

    NP edit: This is a fun thread but let's try to keep it appropriate.
  2. Ostrich_Stapler Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 9, 2004
    star 5
    name: Teh Stapler
    middle name: _
    nickname: O_S
    surname: Stapler
    firstname: Ostrich
    lastname: Stapler
    what celebrity do you most look like: Rikku from FFX kthx
    full name: Ostrich_Stapler
    code name: Teh_Stapler
    username: Ostrich_Stapler
    screen name: homogametic
    age: 15
    race: Very fast
    gender: Female, I think
    homeworld: Earth on a stick!1
    height: 5'6''
    weight: 97 lbs.
    clothes: yes
    eye color: white with blue bits
    skin color: varies
    hair color: varies
    color: green
    tatoo: none
    friends name: Hubert
    number of people on your WUL: Too many, all blocked
    weapons: yes
    secondary weapon: Stapler
    thirdary weapon: Staple remover
    quadranary weapon: Yelling
    backup weapon: Yelling while jumping up and down
    godmode yes/no: yes
    affiliation: TEH GOOD GUYS
    reason for affiliation: RAILROADS ARE BAD, and I liek penguins too
    what recruitment station affiliation: Stapler Goddess
    favorite movie: Hero
    if you had a super poewr what would it be: water powers
    if you could change your name what would it be: Emu_Rivetter
    bio: ack
    secondary bio in case first bio craps out: Is 43503m
    desire to kill railroadz yes/n: yes
    black or blue pen ink: invisible
    branch of affilation: Office department, handles paperwork
    favorite face: mine is :-B
    if this face and this face had a baby what would it look like?: HAWT


    Nobody reads these anyway. [face_plain]
  3. Thok Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
    star 6
    name: Thokity
    middle name:
    nickname: Thokster
    surname: Thok
    firstname: Teh
    lastname: Thok
    what celebrity do you most look like: John Belushi
    full name: Thok it ty
    code name: pigmy
    username: Thok
    screen name: Jeromelongerbone
    age: 19
    race: Daytona 500
    gender: male
    homeworld: earth
    height: 5'7
    weight: 195
    clothes: Black
    eye color: blue
    skin color: Light tan
    hair color: black,
    color: red
    tatoo: Chevy bow-tie
    friends name: pot,kane, marah, Mitth, IH
    number of people on your WUL: does it matter?
    gender: male
    weapons: Spoon
    secondary weapon: Pie Cannon
    thirdary weapon: Stolen Banstick
    quadranary weapon: Bruce Lee's foot
    backup weapon: squirt gun
    godmode yes/no: i am god
    affiliation: Railroadsz
    reason for affiliation: cause someone has to keep the rail roads a truckin...
    what recruitment station affiliation: #1
    favorite movie: Animal House
    if you had a super poewr what would it be: ability to eat anything
    if you could change your name what would it be: Kane
    bio: he is tired, and hates the warriors.
    secondary bio in case first bio craps out: he's drunk.
    desire to kill railroadz yes/n: no
    black or blue pen ink: red
    branch of affilation: leader
    favorite face: mine is [face_devil]
    if this face and this face had a baby what would it look like?: LV
  4. -Lord-Vader- Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 15, 2003
    star 5

    That hurts thok. That really hurts.



    Anyways, welcome everyone. I am answering and sending out a few PM's to old players so we'll wait for the to have a chance to join before we start this thing up.
  5. jedi-mafia89 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 15, 2003
    star 3
    name: Mike Mafia
    middle name: Pearl
    nickname: Get :eek:utta my way
    surname: Michael
    firstname: Mike
    lastname: Mafia
    what celebrity do you most look like: George Clooney
    full name: Michael Pearl Mafia
    code name: Pearl Harbor
    username: jedi-mafia89
    screen name: tHeCaLiCoFaM
    age: 19
    race: relay
    gender: male
    homeworld: third planet from the sun
    height: 5'8"
    weight: 137lbs.
    clothes: nice ones
    eye color: brown
    skin color: caucasian
    hair color: dark brown
    color: gray
    tatoo: italian flag
    friends name: i havent got any friends!! :_|
    number of people on your WUL: i dont remember
    gender: didnt we do this already?
    weapons: slingshot
    secondary weapon: aluminum bat
    thirdary weapon: staple gun
    quadranary weapon: large wooden stick
    backup weapon: super soaker that shoots tabasco sauce
    godmode yes/no: duhh
    affiliation: warriors
    reason for affiliation: railroadz suck!
    what recruitment station affiliation: numero uno
    favorite movie: i have too many favorite movies
    if you had a super poewr what would it be: all super powers known to man!
    if you could change your name what would it be: Rahoul
    bio: he fights the railroadz cause they suck!
    secondary bio in case first bio craps out: railroadz suck!
    desire to kill railroadz yes/n: yes
    black or blue pen ink: i use pencil
    branch of affilation: any i suppose
    favorite face: [face_beatup]
    if this face and this face had a baby what would it look like?: joan rivers
  6. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

    Manager
    Member Since:
    Nov 28, 2000
    star 10
    name: Jello
    middle name: Super
    nickname: JellyWobble
    surname: Jello
    firstname: Emperor
    lastname: Jello
    what celebrity do you most look like: Me
    full name: Jello
    code name: Jello
    username: Jello
    screen name: Jello
    age: Jel...err, um, I dunno.
    race: Waru
    gender: Jello
    homeworld: Jello
    height: 42
    weight: 42
    clothes: K'krukh's hat
    eye color: Waru
    skin color: Jello
    hair color: *wears a hat*
    color: pink
    friends name: NP
    number of people on your WUL: 42
    gender: Jello
    weapons: NP
    secondary weapon: Mitth
    thirdary weapon: PoT
    quadranary weapon: LSA
    backup weapon: Jello's Speedy and Sexy Speedboat of Speed
    godmode yes/no Yes
    affiliation: Wall8
    reason for affiliation:He is God
    what recruitment station affiliation: The one down the street
    favorite movie: That one with the Stars and the people fighting Wars
    if you had a super poewr what would it be: The power to be more powerful than NP
    if you could change your name what would it be: -Lord-Vader-
    bio: I am perfect.
    secondary bio in case first bio craps out: It's perefect, so it wouldn't.
    desire to kill railroadz yes/n: Of course
    black or blue pen ink: Blue
    branch of affilation: Tree branch
    favorite face: :cool: but I like [face_plain] and 8-} too
    if this face and this face had a baby what would it look like?: :oops:
  7. Thok Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
    star 6
    *destroys all warriors*


    Huzzah! I WINZ!@
  8. -Lord-Vader- Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 15, 2003
    star 5
    Anyone who says "huzzah" automatically loses.


    Besides pot hasnt joined yet.
  9. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2001
    star 6
    Okay guys it's time for me to post okay I am the Pott0rz
























    Okay I am posting very soon
































































    no seriously





























    character sheet

    name: pott0rz

    middle name:tor

    nickname:pott0r

    surname:z

    firstname: pot

    lastname: Piggery Samson Delilah

    what celebrity do you most look like:Batman

    full name: Modern Hermatices of Heaven and Hell in a Modern Day Societal Schism

    code name:RAILROAD WARRIOR PRIME

    username: Darth_Ghast

    screen name: The_Eighth_Cortex

    age: yes

    race: please

    gender: is different to sex as sex is determined by one's chromosomal composition or failing that, biochemical tendancy whilst gender is a more broad term that encompasses the liberated psychology of modern humanity allowing for a diversification of gender affirmation and models of love and relationship usually defined under the umbrella term "queer".

    homeworld: GrassWorld

    height: tall

    weight: pretty good actually

    clothes: usually except when in the company of a special friend like when I find a bird to my bee NUDGE NUDGE WINNK WINK say no more if the potmobile is rocking dont come a railroadin

    eye color: deep silver

    skin color: purple

    hair color: rainbow coloured

    color: green, specifically jade or emerald.

    tatoo: collar

    friends name: lv

    number of people on your WUL: about 150

    gender:anormative heterosexual.

    weapons: destructor sword of doom

    secondary weapon: nuclear briefcase

    thirdary weapon: teh potmobile

    quadranary weapon: cigarette disguise knife

    backup weapon: Thok

    godmode yes/no: Jello

    affiliation: Warriorz

    reason for affiliation: cos the railroad0rz must be defeated

    what recruitment station affiliation: 7710, 3am

    favorite movie: City of Lost Children

    if you had a super poewr what would it be: Mental Compulsion

    if you could change your name what would it be: Palpatine :)

    bio: medical science is a good career choice

    secondary bio in case first bio craps out: don't if you do it twice you have spent too long in it oh and pott0rz drives the potmobile with lv and strategicises on how to lay traps and defeat them he is a hero and a supervillian

    desire to kill railroadz yes/n: Jello

    black or blue pen ink: I write in blood

    branch of affilation: Gumleaf

    favorite face: [face_dancing]

    if this face clown and this face flag had a baby what would it look like?: [face_cowboy]




    OPKAY GUYS WE SHOULD START SOON THE WET GRASS IS DRYING OUT AND DRY GRASS DOESN'T WORK/>/>/>/>
  10. OBI-BEN-KENOBI Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 13, 2004
    star 6
    *Flys around in his awesome green spacecraft while shouting about Dum Dums*

    The Great Gazoo, has Spoken!
  11. Saora_Bin Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 26, 2005
    star 4
    But wat f teh dri grass becumz wet agen?
  12. OBI-BEN-KENOBI Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 13, 2004
    star 6
    We'll use a blow dryer, obviously!
  13. -Lord-Vader- Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 15, 2003
    star 5
    OKAY HERE WE GOE:

    LV and POTT0rZ were waiting in the HQ BRAVO for the other railraoders to arrive when they heard a knock on the door. "IT MUST BE THE WARRIORS!" lv said to pot and he went to answer the door. He opened the door and nothing was there so he looked up and nothing was there and then he looked left and nothing was there and then he looked right and nothing was there and then he looked up again and nothing was there and then he looked down and he saw a penguin. "LOOK POT A PENGUIN LOL!" LV HAd the spare set of keys to the potmobile in his hand and the penguin took the keys and turned into a SUPER MONSTER O KNOW! he took lv by the hand and skipped to the potmobile and got in and tried to start it but pot was too quick and pressed the flat tire function and the car wouldnt drive so they got out of the car and the penguin fired his rocket jet pack and flew away with the lv screaming "bloody murder! bloody murder!"

    "0H NO POT SAID"

    pot went inside and got himself a cookie and sat down to watch the telly with a nice cup of tea and then he looked at the news and penguins all over the world were attacking people and stealing peoples! when pot was about to turn it off a penguin came onto the screen and ate the newsanchor.

    T"his is too much for me two handle i must call upon teh super MODDESS AND the othar ppl!11!!!" so he called the super moddess and the other peeples and told them that a meeting was going to be held at HQ BRAVO and that it is IMPERATIVe that they be there and bring dessert.

    EVERYONE had arrived at HQ BRAVO and word had gotten around the LV had been captured by a penguin, SUDDENLY the telly screen turned white and THE EVIL THOK CAME on the screen and declared

    "All your LVs belong to us" DUM DUM DUMMMM

    "THE RAilrosadz nerdz want all th e wet grass and a payment of one hundred million thousand dollars and a picture of pot in a bikini" DUM DUM DUMMMM

    "IF THESE DEMANDS ARE NOT MET in 69 (OLOL) hours we will feed LV to the penguins [screen cuts to an image of a bear scratching itself against a tree] mwhaahaahaaahahahahaha!1!!!1"

    "YOU MAY SEND ALL REQUIRED OBJECTS TO RAILRAODZ HQ, 123 ABC STREET, NORTHERN CALIFORNIA, US OF A"

    "END TRANSMISSION bzzzzzzujuuuuuuupppppbewowowowowkrrrrrrrrrr"

    THERE WAS NO LOL IN THE ROOM

    and then the screen turned off again.

    the warriors and other ppl looked around the room at peoples faces trying to figure out what to do next when someone said "WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM"

    everyone agreed and then pot said TO THE POTMOBILE BUT FIRST... DO THE HUSTLE!

    du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du dud u du du du du du dud du du du du dud udd du YEAH!

    When the SUPER TEAM OF HEROS AND WARRIORS walked outside, penguins were everywhere, there were cars burning, and people running around, and an old person who had a sign saying "THE END IS NERE" BUT WORST OF ALL THERE WERE 12 PENGUINS in the potmobile ruining the interior!!!11

    DUM DUM DUM!!11!!!!11!!


    RIALROAD WARRIORS SAVE LV!!! AND RAILRAODZ STOP THE WARRIORS!!!!
  14. Thok Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
    star 6
    GRrrrRRRr!

    DIE DIE!

    *brandishes spoon*
  15. Tyi-Maet_Nefer Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 17, 2005
    star 6
    "SIR, you should really get a longer spoon, that one doesn't reach the telly."

    A fat toydarian flew over and switched on the telly for his leader, which was currently showing Penguin Idol.

    "Now sir, enjoy. Shall you be requiring any breakfast, Sir Teh Thok Thokity Thokster?"


    TAG: TtTHOKkK
  16. hockeyking Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 8, 2004
    star 1
    "wtcrap deze n00bz."

    Bob reached in his 2 foot long pockets, and pulled out the 5n1pz0r!

    "BAMhedshawtBAMhedshawt!" He Humps the dead penguins a couple times, and gets assaulted by teh penguins, peing pecked and group bear huggd and such. Unfortunately, because he has 5' long legz, they only reach his shins, and it hurts, and he jumps out and runs 1/10 of a marathon from teh penguins, which don't follow him, then runs back.

  17. Barriss_Coffee Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Jun 29, 2003
    star 6
    OOC: This is one helluva great RPG... most impressive.


    name: Ob1-Can O'Bee
    middle name: Charles
    nickname: BEN-jamen
    surname: O'Bee
    firstname: Ob1-Can
    lastname: O'Bee
    what celebrity do you most look like: Kinda like that guy who sang in that French movie with Nicole Kidman
    full name: Ob1-Can Carles O'Bee
    code name: Vodka
    username: meh
    screen name: Barriss_Coffee
    age: 30
    race: human i thinketh
    gender: male
    homeworld: Paris
    height: 1.79 meters, and that's a fact!
    weight: I'm going with 160
    clothes: some ratty crap made of recycled potato sacks that the Jedi Order tries to pass off as "uniforms"
    eye color: blue
    skin color: white
    hair color: brown... ish
    color: of what? his toenails? which happen to be a fair shade of yellow?
    tatoo color: neon green
    friends name: Can-a-can Sky-walzer
    number of people on your WUL: muchas personas
    gender: Male?
    weapons: BB guns!
    secondary weapon: stolen lightsaber
    thirdary weapon: bazooooooka
    quadranary weapon: a General Grievous Toys-R-Us Non-Master Replica blaster
    backup weapon: his foot
    godmode yes/no: yeeee-ah baby
    affiliation: his own and the local cantina's
    reason for affiliation: he likes himself as he does a darned good drink
    what recruitment station affiliation: he is he and the drinks do him good
    favorite movie: "Velvet Goldmine"
    if you had a super poewr what would it be: the power to rid oneself of hangovers after a night on the town
    if you could change your name what would it be: "Guiness"
    bio: Ob1-Can O'Bee and Can-a-can go on adventures. They hope these adventures will one day be represented in the form of a Saturday Cartoon Show.
    secondary bio in case first bio craps out: Okay, so they did have a TV show already, but it was cancelled.
    desire to kill railroadz yes/n: yessssssssss
    black or blue pen ink: black as a blackbird
    branch of affilation: Master (of Jedi or bartending, your choice)
    favorite face: [face_coffee]
    if this face and this face had a baby what would it look like?: [face_devil]
  18. Thok Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
    star 6
    Yes, i require Spam with spam eggs, spam, toast, spam, and a side of spam. And a class of milk with a bowl of cheetos.


    ANd thankyou very much, but my spoon is Perfect length!

    *whips out 5ft spoon*

    MuaqhahahahahuhuHAHAHahaH!!!11!!!111oneoneoneone
  19. Tyi-Maet_Nefer Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 17, 2005
    star 6
    "SIR, we ran out of Spam yesterday when you let the Penguins raid teh freezer!"

    A pair of wings start to flap faster then you could see. Then they stop as the body that they're connected to falls to the ground unceremoniously with a loud PLOP.

    *whips out a bowl of Nestlé Cheerios*

    "Here you go, sir. Your cheerios. You will need a smaller spoon now."


    TAG: koht <-
  20. Thok Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
    star 6
    "Damn! I wanted my spam!"

    *eats cheetos with small spork*

    "Quickly! WHere is my Burrito!?"

    Tag: Tyi
  21. Tyi-Maet_Nefer Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 17, 2005
    star 6
    "I gave you cheerios! Dangit!"

    Wings flap again as the alien rises into the air.

    "You shall have you Burrito after you eat your cheerios!.... SIR."

    The overly large body floats towards the RAILROADZ leader, holding out a spoon that fits in his palm.

    "Cheerios are eaten with spoons, not sporks!"


    TAG: Thokity
  22. Imperial_Hammer Manager Emeritus: RPFs

    Member Since:
    Sep 25, 2004
    star 5
    IC: Me

    I, as the Penguin General, walk along the troops, dressed in my heavy winter's coat. The cute little guys were having fun, destroying cars, pillaging and looting, running with scissors. A penguin comes up, cute little gold bars on its shoulders.

    "Charp Charpity Charp Charp!"

    "Yes indeed." I said in response. "Da Railroadz Warrriors shall be helpless against our onslaught! We shall fly high and win!"

    "Charp Charp"

    "You guys can't? But. You're birds..."

    "Charp."

    "Who cares if you can swim? Grrrr. Its a figure of speech."

    "Charpity charp charp?"

    "Yes I know its Ninety Degrees outside you ninny!"

    *Slaps the Penguin*

    "I know what I'm doing. Give me a transmission to my Lord Thokity"

    "Charp."

    "What do you mean you doing have it???"

    "Charp Charp."

    "Grrrr. Dam the bloody Unions. Fine."

    I reach into one of my big pockets and pull out my Magic Thingamabob.

    "Gimme a line to teh Thok."

    "Sure deal boss." the Celestial Thingamajig said as it pulled the line through

    "High Lord Enquistor Thok, My Penguin Troopers are in place allllll around the world. Soon da Warriors shall be no more!"

    TAG: You're it Thok!
  23. Darth_Valeo Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 15, 2005
    star 1
    OOC: OHH EMM EFF GEE THIS Rp is teh r0ckz0rz i wanna join kk? thx

    name: Mr. T
    middle name: Ghetto
    nickname: Mr. T
    surname: Mr. T
    firstname: Mr.
    lastname: T
    what celebrity do you most look like:Mr. T?
    full name: Mister Tsdfjaspofdijsal;kdjglk dsj
    code name: Pitty-the-fool
    username: Darth_Valeo
    screen name: Bobby bob skins
    age: 348
    race: Human
    gender: Male
    homeworld: The streets of newyork
    height: 6 ft
    weight: 190
    clothes: Ghetto clothes.
    eye color: Brown
    skin color: Brown?
    hair color: HOLY MOTHER @#$% ITS BROWN!
    color: Of what? His crap? Which also happens to be BROWN!!!
    tatoo color: Black, its a tattoo of his momma
    friends name: Hobo Jones who recently died of a toliet water overdose (whatever that is?)
    number of people on your WUL: I dunno.
    gender: Wtf do you think its changed by now? MALE
    weapons: Brass knuckles that say MR. T BITCH backwards so that when he punches you it appears in big red marks
    secondary weapon:Another pair of brass knuckles
    thirdary weapon: His Timberlans which he kicks you with.
    quadranary weapon: A Mcdonalds happy meal toy of Buzz Light Year which lights up!
    backup weapon: The Kool-Aid dude.
    godmode yes/no: Ohhhhhh yeahhh..
    affiliation: 1-800-COLLECT
    reason for affiliation:I pitty the fool that don't call 1-800-COLLECT.
    what recruitment station affiliation: What?
    favorite movie: Any movie with him in it.
    if you had a super poewr what would it be: To fly?
    if you could change your name what would it be: Mr. T II
    bio: He signed up with 1-800-COLLECT and then one day they called him (on a collect call ofcourse) and said we have a new mission for you...YOU MUST DESTROY TEH RAILROADZ
    desire to kill railroadz yes/n: yes
    black or blue pen ink: black
    branch of affilation: Supreme Ghetto Spy that says "I pitty the fool" alot.
    favorite face:[face_monkey]
    if this face had a baby what would it look like: Yo MOmma!! oh diss!!! MOTHER JELLO JELOLOSLFJSLKDFJlkdfsjlkafj....fadj;lskfdjkls....
  24. OBI-BEN-KENOBI Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 13, 2004
    star 6
    I am plainly the most omnipotent one here. You should all flock to me. The POT is naught but my minion!

    (unbelievingly maniacal laugh)

    You shall all bow, and the railroadz even cannot halt the march. Careful, or I'll murder Fred Flinstone.


    The Great Gazoo, has Spoken!
  25. Ostrich_Stapler Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 9, 2004
    star 5
    Ostrich_Stapler had no time to lose. She reached into the pockets of her sexy miniskirt and removed her electric stapler, loaded the ammunition into the weapon, and mowed down a row of penguins.



    YOU HAEV NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAEK YOUR TIEM
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