SWRPF Archive WE HAVE FOUDN THE SECRET WEAPON!

IC pikking up one pengun he thru it into another and created a big explozon that went BOOM!

"r0xx0rz I pwned j00!"

 

"I'll get it... SIR."

A stubby hand reached over to the table and plucked the Magic Thingamabob off of its watery surface.

There was a moment's pause as a higher being spoke into his ear. Or what could be said for the Toydarian's ear.



















Finally, the moment ended.



"SIR, Hammer reports that their kickin' the warriors' butts!

"SIR, that's a good thing.

"SIR, eat your food."


TAG: Thok's Imperial Hammer

 

LV found a one use transmitter in his cell at the EVIL RAILROADZ BASE ON 123 ABC street and transmitted a message to the warriors!

"SAVE ME THEY TOUCHED ME HELP YOU CANNOT STOP THE PENGUINS HELP SAVE ME OVER"

 

name: Daniel Dingley
middle name: Christopher
nickname: Dan teh coolness
surname: Surname
firstname: Firstname
lastname: Lastname
what celebrity do you most look like: Celebrity
full name: Daniel "Dan teh coolness" Christopher Dingley
code name: Banhammer
username: clone_commando_1993
screen name: darth_wookie
age: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
race: Klendathu
gender: Red
homeworld: Banville
height: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
weight: 2
clothes: Pants, Shirt, Eyepatch, Shoes, Underwear.
eye color: Red
skin color: Green
hair color: Brown
color: Green
tatoo color: black
friends name: Mark
number of people on your WUL: 5
gender: Red
weapons: Rockets, sword
secondary weapon: splinter gun (Kind of like a shotgun but it vaporizes you in gory bits)
thirdary weapon: Pack of C4
quadranary weapon: Spiked shoes
backup weapon: Motolov cocktail
godmode yes/no :no
affiliation: the people against the railroads
reason for affiliation: 'cuz the railroadz are freaking nazis
what recruitment station affiliation: ?
favorite movie: SW: ESB
if you had a super poewr what would it be: Complete mercilessness
if you could change your name what would it be: Mr Merciless
bio: My bio is my own business
secondary bio in case first bio craps out: same as above
desire to kill railroadz yes/n: yes
black or blue pen ink: blue
branch of affilation: north southern
favorite face: mine is
if this face and this face had a baby what would it look like?:


Commando

 

LV BREAKS OUT OF JAIL AND RUNS OVER TO THE WARRIORS AND SAYS "WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE GUYS THE RAILRAODZ ARE COMING BUT FIRST LETS PUT MORE WET GRASS ON THE TRACKS SO IT GOES SPARK AND BOOMS!!" YAY OKAY WHO WANTS TO LAY THE WET GRASS????

 

Manjunk III runses up to LV and helds out his hands.

"I lay the grass of Captain my captain!"

Manjunk takle the grass and lays it on the tracks in the shape of mickey mouse and does some stuff to get more attention.

 

STOP BEING AN ATTENTION WHORE MANJUNK! NOW PUT THAT GRASS DOWN RIGHT INSTEAD OF LIKE A SISSY@1@!

 

manjunk lays the grass about on the trax quickly because the place is going to go kablooey and all kinds of bad stuff is gonna happin.

"i wouldn't be a siisy if i had some weapons captaibn!"

 

LV drinks the polyjuice potion and turns into a cat meow

 

OOC: Poor Railroadz

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[b]IC: Me [/b]

"Honorable Ninja Penguins!" Hammer yelled as he slammed the Magic Thingamabob down impatiently.

A solitary penguin with a black belt around his head came over and bowed to Hammer.

"Master Sensei." Hammer started. "I want you to lead a strike on da Warrior's base. Make sure to steal a person. Either that or bring LV to my Carribean Ice Fortress. I want my very dark and scary room filled by noon!"

The Ninja Master nodded and waddled off. There would be tickling, and that quite soon.

[b]TAG: You! [/b]

 

Bob:

Attempts to smoke some of the wet grass 2 B used 4 pwnzing railroads.

"Phoxing ting won't light grumblegrumble"

 

Banhammer jumps in

What can I do to pwn the nazi railroadz?! Sir!

Commando

 

LV beats hockey king down with a fish for ruining the plan to SPARK THE RAILRAODZ by trying to smokez the wet grass now we have to find more BANHAMMER FIND MOREGRASS OH KNO WE HAVE INCOMING PENGUINS AND THEY ARE HGOING TO TAKE ONE OF US I THINK WATCH OUT WOOSH MEOW LICK LICK



TAG: EVERYONE

 

OK EVERYONE HERE IS HOW WE DO IT:

jedimasterinu
Sith-Lord-Gunray
Ton_G
NaboosPrincess
Grishnakh
ABcDefDarth
Bacon164
jedi-mafia89
GrandAdmiralJello
Protege-of-Thrawn
Barriss_Coffee
Darth_Valeo

have all been captured by the evil penguins and taken to IH's base, touched, and then taken to THOKS SECRET BASE bum bum bum!11 TOy mate nerfer is there too.

The rest of the warriors who werent taken, touched, and then taken again:

hockeyking
OBI-BEN-KENOBI
Ostrich_Stapler
Saora_Bin
-Lord-Vader-
Unnlimahted_POWUUH
clone_commando_1993

must save them.

UNFORTUNATELY! THE POTMOBILE was destroyed by the EVIL NICKNACK TEWL while we werent looking and he ran away too.

FORTUNATELY! Due to a recent doomsday prediction I created an ARC called LVs ARC which will transport us to THOKS SECRET BASE which is on an island that we know about becasue james bond told me about it!

IC AS LV:

LV herded all the uncaptured warriors into the arc and it set sail to THOKS BASE. They played games while on board and LV won

 

Banahmmer pulls out a rubber chikkin.

Aha! But you cannot beat me at a rubber chikking duel!?!?!!

Burp Fart

Commando

 

LV looks around and sees a rubber chicken sitting at the tea party ostrich stapler is having over there and he asks if he can have it. and she says yes of course because she has a big crush on him omg blush blush ! so LV takes the chicken and shakes it at banhammer oh no you din'int!1

ostrich stapler looks on lovingly OMG HE IS SO HOT SHE SAID.


TAG: WARRIORS

 

Ur rightm I didnt.,da.f,..,.,";';.

*Hangs head in shame*

Fart Turd

Commando

 

TGG creates a mouth-watering dagwood ray out of thin air and begins to feed lonely abused pidgeons.

With the pidgeons on our side agaiunst the evil penguins, we could, do, some stuff!

 

IC:MR T

Punches the **** out of a penguin and it explodes l0l ten he goes and bitch slaps 094u23908573042- penguins at once wit his s00per explody pwer of awsomeness-ish!!!!1111oneone

 

okay guys I walk into the railr0adz basand have wet grass

YOUR RAILROADS ARE FAILED NOW

okay I lookt o thokety and smile

"Hello I am p0ttor"

Lets go LV they have no more railroadz left it is the end now

the potmobile reappearad and we escape time to destroy the penguins oka GO!

 

The fat Toydarian lets loose his secret weapon.

"LOL"

After swallowing his anti-laugh pills, he continues.

"P0ttor, yousa forgotsa about mesa!"

The alien flies over in front of the potmobile that has reappeared even though it was previously destroyed by the doom-bringer Nith Tool, and plants his fat body on top of it. LV and p0ttor can't escape.

He activated his Magic Thingamabob on the way.

"Tickle me penguins! We must decapitate these upstanding gentlemen twice before letting them proceed. Yes I said twice! Hammer, swarm the basssssssssse!"

With that, he wipes his snout with a tissue before snorting at LV and p0ttor.

"You can't beat me, IT FLY, I FLY, we all do!" He rubs his powerful belly. "Actually, only I DO."


TAG: LV, p0ttor, Hammer

 

WHO WILL SAVE U S HELP POT IF THIS IS THE END I LUV U