SWRPF Archive WE HAVE FOUDN THE SECRET WEAPON!

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  1. Saora_Bin Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Apr 26, 2005
    star 4
    IC pikking up one pengun he thru it into another and created a big explozon that went BOOM!

    "r0xx0rz I pwned j00!"
  2. Tyi-Maet_Nefer Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 17, 2005
    star 6
    "I'll get it... SIR."

    A stubby hand reached over to the table and plucked the Magic Thingamabob off of its watery surface.

    There was a moment's pause as a higher being spoke into his ear. Or what could be said for the Toydarian's ear.



















    Finally, the moment ended.



    "SIR, Hammer reports that their kickin' the warriors' butts!

    "SIR, that's a good thing.

    "SIR, eat your food."


    TAG: Thok's Imperial Hammer
  3. -Lord-Vader- Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 15, 2003
    star 5
    LV found a one use transmitter in his cell at the EVIL RAILROADZ BASE ON 123 ABC street and transmitted a message to the warriors!

    "SAVE ME THEY TOUCHED ME HELP YOU CANNOT STOP THE PENGUINS HELP SAVE ME OVER"
  4. clone_commando_1993 Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Jun 14, 2005
    star 4
    name: Daniel Dingley
    middle name: Christopher
    nickname: Dan teh coolness
    surname: Surname
    firstname: Firstname
    lastname: Lastname
    what celebrity do you most look like: Celebrity
    full name: Daniel "Dan teh coolness" Christopher Dingley
    code name: Banhammer
    username: clone_commando_1993
    screen name: darth_wookie
    age: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
    race: Klendathu
    gender: Red
    homeworld: Banville
    height: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
    weight: 2
    clothes: Pants, Shirt, Eyepatch, Shoes, Underwear.
    eye color: Red
    skin color: Green
    hair color: Brown
    color: Green
    tatoo color: black
    friends name: Mark
    number of people on your WUL: 5
    gender: Red
    weapons: Rockets, sword
    secondary weapon: splinter gun (Kind of like a shotgun but it vaporizes you in gory bits)
    thirdary weapon: Pack of C4
    quadranary weapon: Spiked shoes
    backup weapon: Motolov cocktail
    godmode yes/no :no
    affiliation: the people against the railroads
    reason for affiliation: 'cuz the railroadz are freaking nazis
    what recruitment station affiliation: ?
    favorite movie: SW: ESB
    if you had a super poewr what would it be: Complete mercilessness
    if you could change your name what would it be: Mr Merciless
    bio: My bio is my own business
    secondary bio in case first bio craps out: same as above
    desire to kill railroadz yes/n: yes
    black or blue pen ink: blue
    branch of affilation: north southern
    favorite face: mine is [face_plain]
    if this face[face_clown] and this face [face_flag] had a baby what would it look like?: [face_skull]


    Commando
  5. -Lord-Vader- Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 15, 2003
    star 5
    LV BREAKS OUT OF JAIL AND RUNS OVER TO THE WARRIORS AND SAYS "WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE GUYS THE RAILRAODZ ARE COMING BUT FIRST LETS PUT MORE WET GRASS ON THE TRACKS SO IT GOES SPARK AND BOOMS!!" YAY OKAY WHO WANTS TO LAY THE WET GRASS????
  6. Unnlimahted_POWUUH Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Aug 29, 2005
    star 2
    Manjunk III runses up to LV and helds out his hands.

    "I lay the grass of Captain my captain!"

    Manjunk takle the grass and lays it on the tracks in the shape of mickey mouse and does some stuff to get more attention.
  7. -Lord-Vader- Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 15, 2003
    star 5
    STOP BEING AN ATTENTION WHORE MANJUNK! NOW PUT THAT GRASS DOWN RIGHT INSTEAD OF LIKE A SISSY@1@!
  8. Unnlimahted_POWUUH Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Aug 29, 2005
    star 2
    manjunk lays the grass about on the trax quickly because the place is going to go kablooey and all kinds of bad stuff is gonna happin.

    "i wouldn't be a siisy if i had some weapons captaibn!"
  9. -Lord-Vader- Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 15, 2003
    star 5
    LV drinks the polyjuice potion and turns into a cat meow
  10. Imperial_Hammer Manager Emeritus: RPFs

    Member Since:
    Sep 25, 2004
    star 5
    OOC: Poor Railroadz :(

    IC: Me

    "Honorable Ninja Penguins!" Hammer yelled as he slammed the Magic Thingamabob down impatiently.

    A solitary penguin with a black belt around his head came over and bowed to Hammer.

    "Master Sensei." Hammer started. "I want you to lead a strike on da Warrior's base. Make sure to steal a person. Either that or bring LV to my Carribean Ice Fortress. I want my very dark and scary room filled by noon!"

    The Ninja Master nodded and waddled off. There would be tickling, and that quite soon.

    TAG: You! />
  11. hockeyking Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Oct 8, 2004
    star 1
    Bob:

    Attempts to smoke some of the wet grass 2 B used 4 pwnzing railroads.

    "Phoxing ting won't light grumblegrumble"
  12. clone_commando_1993 Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Jun 14, 2005
    star 4
    Banhammer jumps in

    What can I do to pwn the nazi railroadz?! Sir!

    Commando
  13. -Lord-Vader- Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 15, 2003
    star 5
    LV beats hockey king down with a fish for ruining the plan to SPARK THE RAILRAODZ by trying to smokez the wet grass now we have to find more BANHAMMER FIND MOREGRASS OH KNO WE HAVE INCOMING PENGUINS AND THEY ARE HGOING TO TAKE ONE OF US I THINK WATCH OUT WOOSH MEOW LICK LICK



    TAG: EVERYONE
  14. -Lord-Vader- Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 15, 2003
    star 5
    OK EVERYONE HERE IS HOW WE DO IT:

    jedimasterinu
    Sith-Lord-Gunray
    Ton_G
    NaboosPrincess
    Grishnakh
    ABcDefDarth
    Bacon164
    jedi-mafia89
    GrandAdmiralJello
    Protege-of-Thrawn
    Barriss_Coffee
    Darth_Valeo

    have all been captured by the evil penguins and taken to IH's base, touched, and then taken to THOKS SECRET BASE bum bum bum!11 TOy mate nerfer is there too.

    The rest of the warriors who werent taken, touched, and then taken again:

    hockeyking
    OBI-BEN-KENOBI
    Ostrich_Stapler
    Saora_Bin
    -Lord-Vader-
    Unnlimahted_POWUUH
    clone_commando_1993

    must save them.

    UNFORTUNATELY! THE POTMOBILE was destroyed by the EVIL NICKNACK TEWL while we werent looking and he ran away too.

    FORTUNATELY! Due to a recent doomsday prediction I created an ARC called LVs ARC which will transport us to THOKS SECRET BASE which is on an island that we know about becasue james bond told me about it!

    IC AS LV:

    LV herded all the uncaptured warriors into the arc and it set sail to THOKS BASE. They played games while on board and LV won
  15. clone_commando_1993 Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Jun 14, 2005
    star 4
    Banahmmer pulls out a rubber chikkin.

    Aha! But you cannot beat me at a rubber chikking duel!?!?!!

    Burp Fart

    Commando
  16. -Lord-Vader- Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 15, 2003
    star 5
    LV looks around and sees a rubber chicken sitting at the tea party ostrich stapler is having over there and he asks if he can have it. and she says yes of course because she has a big crush on him omg blush blush [face_love]! so LV takes the chicken and shakes it at banhammer oh no you din'int!1

    ostrich stapler looks on lovingly OMG HE IS SO HOT SHE SAID.


    TAG: WARRIORS
  17. clone_commando_1993 Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Jun 14, 2005
    star 4
    Ur rightm I didnt.,da.f,..,.,";';.

    *Hangs head in shame*

    Fart Turd

    Commando
  18. OBI-BEN-KENOBI Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 13, 2004
    star 6
    TGG creates a mouth-watering dagwood ray out of thin air and begins to feed lonely abused pidgeons.

    With the pidgeons on our side agaiunst the evil penguins, we could, do, some stuff!
  19. Darth_Valeo Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jul 15, 2005
    star 1
    IC:MR T

    Punches the **** out of a penguin and it explodes l0l ten he goes and bitch slaps 094u23908573042- penguins at once wit his s00per explody pwer of awsomeness-ish!!!!1111oneone
  20. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2001
    star 6
    okay guys I walk into the railr0adz basand have wet grass

    YOUR RAILROADS ARE FAILED NOW

    okay I lookt o thokety and smile

    "Hello I am p0ttor"

    Lets go LV they have no more railroadz left it is the end now

    the potmobile reappearad and we escape time to destroy the penguins oka GO!
  21. Tyi-Maet_Nefer Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 17, 2005
    star 6
    The fat Toydarian lets loose his secret weapon.

    "LOL"

    After swallowing his anti-laugh pills, he continues.

    "P0ttor, yousa forgotsa about mesa!"

    The alien flies over in front of the potmobile that has reappeared even though it was previously destroyed by the doom-bringer Nith Tool, and plants his fat body on top of it. LV and p0ttor can't escape.

    He activated his Magic Thingamabob on the way.

    "Tickle me penguins! We must decapitate these upstanding gentlemen twice before letting them proceed. Yes I said twice! Hammer, swarm the basssssssssse!"

    With that, he wipes his snout with a tissue before snorting at LV and p0ttor.

    "You can't beat me, IT FLY, I FLY, we all do!" He rubs his powerful belly. "Actually, only I DO."


    TAG: LV, p0ttor, Hammer
  22. -Lord-Vader- Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 15, 2003
    star 5
    WHO WILL SAVE U S HELP POT IF THIS IS THE END I LUV U
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