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We just had an intruder (Yes, I'm a coward)

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by halibut, Jan 29, 2002.

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  1. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Sep 21, 1999
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    I found a small asian boy wandering around the house a week after we moved in..

    I contemplated for a nano second on employing him for small chores...but the missus reckoned it wasn't very 'right on' so I had to let him go..
  2. AFIdude666 Jedi Master

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    Mar 8, 2001
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    If someone was ever poking about in my house, providing there was only one of them I would probably get into such a frenzy I would drag them upstairs and throw them out of the bathroom window. I hate having my privacy taken away.
  3. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL

    Beth, Jon doesnt like any light coming in so we have to have the lights off every night...even after I've read or watched a scary book/movie and am so scared I almost pee myself!

    I was awake all night thinking Ellie Kedridge was in our house!!!! (the Blair Witch)
  4. AFIdude666 Jedi Master

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    LMAO at Arun. You should have employed him to fetch your pipe, slippers and newspaper promptly every morning.
  5. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Yup Wormie, was too scared to turn the light off and practically read the entire The Shining in one night some years ago.

    M's M. I think Lucifer *should* be afraid of H from Steps. Infact I think we all should be afraid. Very afraid.
  6. halibut Ex-Mod

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    "Steps"?

    Who are they?
  7. AFIdude666 Jedi Master

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    Better best forgotten.

    Hang on a sec, isn't that one of their songs?!
  8. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    // gasp

    Lucifer...I'm a deeper shade of blue...I can't believe you singalonga Steps
  9. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Step's who are they..

    A now defunct teenie group made of 3 girls called Lisa, Fay and Clare and two boys called H and Lee

    They were known for reworking already popular songs to their own style and making millions..

    Brainchild of Pete Waterman who's idea was to make a group of big titted bimbo's and sexually questionable young men to sell bladder boiling crap to your stupid tasteless children

    EDIT: Mind you I would give Lisa one ;)
  10. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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  11. AFIdude666 Jedi Master

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    Ah but we have to agree that that tragedy was an all time classic...
  12. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    You say that Arun, but now they're gone who's going to replace them? I mean, after all, it's better the devil you know.






    Do you see what I've done there?
  13. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 22, 1999
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    I just have issues with decaying bodies in my bed! And monsters under the bed. And things in the closet! And and and....

    Ok, how old am I?
  14. AFIdude666 Jedi Master

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    classic pile of pants. ;)
  15. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Yeah but still, you wouldn't wanna have H in a fight would you? He looks so er, hard in his orange jump suits...you'd be One For Sorrow after that..
  16. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Who's going to replace them..

    Well I was thinking of putting a boyband together...

    call it Boyz are Us

    Whatcha reckon??

    It would be like a chain reaction..
  17. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    Isn't that already the name of your pimping agency?
  18. Jumping Jedi Flash Jedi Master

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    Sep 21, 1999
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    oh yeah my old icon, sorry my memory isnt as good as it has never been. [face_mischief]

    I use to have a juggling club next to my bed, but it is now used as the stop so my telephone wire from downstairs, doesnt get trapped in the door when iam on the net ;)

    anyway i have to go to the train station now to get a train ticket their damn net site aint working! :( grrrrrrr.
  19. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Can Boyz R Us have girls in it 2?
  20. AFIdude666 Jedi Master

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    Last summer me and a couple of mates started an advertising campaign for a boy band called 'boyz plus'. We we're gonna have proper auditions and everything. Shame it never got past first base...
  21. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    No that's called Arun's Bitch boys
  22. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    > Shame it never got past first base...

    Well did you wine it and dine it first?

    EDIT: > No that's called Arun's Bitch boys

    //coughs

    How about Arun's Laydee Boyz...their first single can be Love U Long Time
  23. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    LMAO I think that's worthy of its own thread...

    BOYS R UZ...the FF-UK Boyband...
  24. AFIdude666 Jedi Master

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    You know sometimes I get the feeling that H from Steps is watching me TTG. Sometimes I honestly feel he's only, like, 5,6,7,8 steps away...
  25. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    You know what really scares me? And I mean REALLY scares me?

    The freaky way almost every conversation here eventually becomes one about music!

    :eek:
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