"We would be honoured if you would join us"

The Showtime documentary called "Trekkies" firmly places Trek fans in the world's elite of nerd-ness.

 

Someone explain how he can refilm a scene with characters played by people who are over 20 years older and then maybe I would agree.

 

Makeup. Lots and lots of makeup.

 

I think we are heading into the cosmetic surgery area here.

 

I was just wondering did TNN turn into the star trek channel?

 

up, and george15 i thought it was funny

 

hahahahaha that's really funny especially the nipple thing and Vader throwing up in the hallway hahah great job

 

I would hope they have dinner. Personally I like the Vader monologues version of the meal or the one (forgive me, I can't think of where this was) where Han and Vader get up on a table and dance.

 

i wonder if part of the line was cut and it was "we would be honoured if you would join us...for tea and crumpets".

 

Last couple of times I've been to the book store, Star Wars actually had more tech guides, while Trek was mostly series episode scripts, and summaries, and stuff like that.

 

Actually the scene plays out more like this:

VADER: [heavy breathing & Boba just stares]

HAN: [fidgets]

LEIA: [scratches neck nervously]

VADER: Do you like Pod Racing, Solo?

HAN: Uhm... yeah. Sure.

VADER: I used to Pod Race.

HAN: Uh... that's... cool.

VADER: You're a hotshot pilot right? You think you could ever race a Pod?

HAN: Uhm. Probably not.

VADER: Know why?

HAN: [shrugs]

VADER: Because you're a bitch. And now you're my bitch.

BOBA: Word up.

HAN: [swallows]

LEIA: [fidgets]

VADER: [breathes]

BOBA: [scratches crotch]

VADER: Leia.

LEIA: [looks up]

VADER: Remember all that sch1tt you said to me on the Death Star? Talkin bout Vader's leash and sch1tt?

LEIA: Yes.

VADER: How come you ain't sayin sch1tt now?

LEIA: [looks sad]

VADER: Know why? Cause you my bitch too.

BOBA: No doubt. S'what i'm sayin.

VADER: [breathes]

LANDO: So... uh... I got some Remy Martin in the fridge if... uh... anybody wants some.

VADER: Lemme axe you sumtin Lando. Do I look like I can drink anything?

LANDO: Uhm--

VADER: Then don't axe me no dumb sch1tt like that again. Unnerstand?

BOBA: Word, homey.

VADER: Boba.

BOBA: Yeah dogz.

VADER: Take these mothaf^@ckaz out back and shoot em.

BOBA: Oh. Uh. But Han... I got that bounty on him.

VADER: [breathes]

BOBA: I mean I can shoot them. But I'm sayin, I can make more money off them alive, dig?

VADER: Aight. Torture that mofo then.

BOBA: S'what I'm talkin bout.

HAN: Can I have my gun back?

VADER: No.

 

Darth_Vegas -- That was brilliant!

 

thanks k-man!

Although I have a feeling Vader had a bit more class than that, really. I just wish we got to hear Boba say "word" sometime in the OT.

 

bump

 

...tea and crumpets? Hmmmm, considering that VADER was the host, wouldn't apple sauce, and mashed bananas have been more apropriate? "Some more strained peas, my lord?"

 

Or perhaps, like Robocop, Vader eats Baby Food.

"Mmm... tastes like prechewed carrots!"

 

or maybe even a cup-a-soup or two to go around

 

Vader: What the hell are you doing with my daughter?

Han: That's your dad!?

Leia: *sigh*

Han: I-- uh-- I'm just a pilot, dude. Luke's the one banging her.

Vader: Un-fu@#ing-believable...

Leia: I'm not sure why, but that somehow made it worse methinks.

 

//Ups the thread\\

 

Perhaps there was no conversation at all. Just Vader and Lando constantly doing their secret gangster handshake.

 

You can almost see it, once the initial terror of being in the company of DV at the dinner table. When he produses a straw to eat his liquified food.

The rest of the scene plays out with our heroes struggling desperately to keep a straight face as he drinks.

Han: So...Boba how are things with you these days?

Every once in a while DV sits back and delivers terrifying one liner then starts drinking again, "Soon the Rebellion shall be destroyed".


It was funny in my head anyhoo.

*ahem*

 

LOL, George15.

Something from the Elder Days:

Han would say something like: "So Vader, how's that Empire of yours going?"

LOL George15!

 

I would love to see a scene like that, but he is yet to work on TESB, he is going to add some scenes in ANH after Episode III which comes out in 729 days I might add.

 

I dunno about you guys but george15's post was hilarious.

So was DarthVegas's


What I want to know is why Boba Fett is hiding when Han and company come in! Whats up with that, little wuss bag....