Week 4, daily task 2. An ode to solojones.

Discussion in 'Big Brother Strikes Back' started by B'omarr, May 30, 2003.

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  1. B'omarr Jedi Grand Master

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    Her name is Rachel. She loves Kevin Spacey
    She's got a temper like Cagney and Lacey.
    But that's alright. And she's okay.
    Because she's got more talent than Warren Beatty

    She's got a band named Worm, and a she's one of a kind.
    The smartest 15 year old that you ever will find.
    She likes old movies and all kinds of cheese,
    I don't know how she feels about various peas.

    She's got a great sense of humor and she let's it shine,
    Rachel don't try to hug that porcupine!

    Yay!

    for added effect, you can imagine that David Hasselhoff or David Jones sing this. Or anyone with the first name David.

    [image=http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/sn_legacy/sonicnet/assetmedia/bands/images/1162826_8682.jpg] [image=http://www.themonkees.com/monkees_recordings/US/Album%20David%20Jones.gif]


    You should also imagine that in secret, Rachel fights evil robots because she's so powerful.

    Those evil natured robots
    they're programmed to destroy us
    She's gotta be strong to fight them
    So she's taking lots of vitamins
    cause she knows that
    It'd be tragic
    if those evil robots win
    I know she can beat them

    solojones,
    They don't believe me
    That you won't let those robots defeat me

    solojones
    They don't believe me,
    That you won't let those robots eat me.


  2. Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus

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    Jan 19, 2002
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    That, John, is one of the loveliest odes I've ever heard. :)

    //sniffle
  3. B'omarr Jedi Grand Master

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    I only hope that Rachel likes it, and it does justice to her legend that, undoubtedly, the hill folk will sing around their campfires.

    //crosses fingers
  4. solojones Chosen One

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    Sep 27, 2000
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    :_| It was beautiful! And I'm truly flattered. I don't know how I'm supposed to follow that, John. Blast you!
  5. B'omarr Jedi Grand Master

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    During that last part, about fighting the robots and all, I just ripped off the Flaming Lips.

    //plagerizes like a supervillian

    I was going to right more about how Rachel is also a steel driving girl, but it's probably best to leave John Henry's tale be. Well, that and you don't work in a steel mill...yet. :p
  6. solojones Chosen One

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    Sep 27, 2000
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    No, I don't work in a steel mill yet. I'm working up to that. But I do fight evil robots, of course.
  7. Leonard_Shelby Force Ghost

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