Her name is Rachel. She loves Kevin Spacey She's got a temper like Cagney and Lacey. But that's alright. And she's okay. Because she's got more talent than Warren Beatty She's got a band named Worm, and a she's one of a kind. The smartest 15 year old that you ever will find. She likes old movies and all kinds of cheese, I don't know how she feels about various peas. She's got a great sense of humor and she let's it shine, Rachel don't try to hug that porcupine! Yay! for added effect, you can imagine that David Hasselhoff or David Jones sing this. Or anyone with the first name David. [image=http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/sn_legacy/sonicnet/assetmedia/bands/images/1162826_8682.jpg] [image=http://www.themonkees.com/monkees_recordings/US/Album%20David%20Jones.gif] You should also imagine that in secret, Rachel fights evil robots because she's so powerful. Those evil natured robots they're programmed to destroy us She's gotta be strong to fight them So she's taking lots of vitamins cause she knows that It'd be tragic if those evil robots win I know she can beat them solojones, They don't believe me That you won't let those robots defeat me solojones They don't believe me, That you won't let those robots eat me.