I've just been hit with realization! Perhaps the reason John hasn't shown us a picture of himself is because he is, in fact... [image=http://chuckberry.com/images/photogallery/large/009.jpg] Chuck Berry! Well, maybe not, but he's one rockin' guy anyway! Maybe he doesn't play the guitar, but man does he know his random old television, movie, and toy stuff! What can one say of John's attitude except that he is refreshingly humourus and is in touch with his inner child. In honor of this outstanding aspect (and some others of his), I have written a techno song for him. Each . = 1 beat Johnny B. Watson *start catchy pulsing rhythym* *throw in random siren noise* (repeat throughout song with 2 pitch changes) . . . . . Come back, tiny man! You are small and toy-like! . . . . I am *not* a toy, not a toy, not a toy toy toooooyyy . . . . What is that... What is that... What is that toy on your head? . . . . And you must think you're in a toy store... in a toy store! Because you're shopping for an infant named Jeb! . . . . You just keep thinking- infant named Jeb!- that's what you're good at . . . . (building in tempo and sirens) . . . . Go Johnny Go Johnny Go Johnny Go, Go, Go! *guitar chord* Credits: Buffy the Vampire Slayer AI Real Genius Unbreakable Here's to a friendship that lasts past BB! Cheers!