One upon a time there was a beautiful Princess named Jess. [image=http://www.mushroomhousedesigns.com/images/princess%20alegra.jpg] Princess Jess lived in the land of Troy. This land was not where Jess wanted to live because she was constantly having to discipline her ornery people and travel around in her specially made carriage that withstood potholes. Jess was a freespirited Princess who loved to perform martial arts and study biomedical engineering. One day, Princess Jess took a run - which she liked to do, especially on days with a "Y" in them - and came upon the land of Queen Jade. Queen Jade was a loving and benevolent leader with a strange obsession with skinny, feathered haired pop idols. [image=http://www.mcgrorty.com/images/mary-queen-of-scotland.jpg] The Queen had never met Princess Jade nor heard of this strange land of Troy. The Princess and the Queen sat down for a few drinks - that is, tea - and discussed their love of the Stars and Wars. The Princess told her many things that she loved to do - play music, write, defeat Trogdor! and watch James Bond, Jr. to name just a few. The Queen decided she liked this Princess and invited her to stay on in a big house with other friends with odd habits. The Princess decided that she wanted to be near other odd folks and walked right in. Other than the boys of the big house dressing up as women and the women spending all day in the hot tub or having pillow fights, it was a very normal place to be. And they all lived happily ever after. The End.