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[Week 5 Task] The Kneecap Bat

Discussion in 'Big Brother 3: The Mods Strike Back' started by StarWars_Revelation, Oct 8, 2004.

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    StarWars_Revelation Jedi Master star 5

    Aug 5, 2001
    The scientists at Berkley University have done it this time. Not only have they used the best, most ingenius materials available to man, but created an effective (yet subtle) "defense" device while they were at it.

    The bat's base are two wooden sticks attached to each other (because, as the saying goes, two sticks are better than one). For what we call "the goon grip" there's a long patch of non-artifical monkey fur (for the large-handed thug). Attached to the very top is a glass bottle with some marbles inside of it. You may be thinking "Hey, what the heydiddle is going on here?"--and you have every right to! But those craft scientists have, after many studies, come to the conclusion that a baseball bat with marbles inside of it not only causes the bottle to break, but also makes a lot of noise. The device is brilliantly and carefully molded together with duct tape, which is also commonly known as "gray sticky tape". You may be thinking "Hey, that sounds kind of shoddy and cheap to me"--well, we reccomend you buy it and try it first!

    "Our bats are good." says one Berkley scientist.
    "Buy it." says another.

    The primary use of what many are calling "the Kneecap Bat" is to, well, swing away. If you know what I mean.

    Nothing says "Pay up, punk" like a few home-run swings to the patella. These rockhard jointbusters are heavy enough to split a knee open like a ripe melon, yet light enough for all-night jobs with LITTLE or NO (!) arm fatigue! Please buy now, for the reasonably cheap price of $69.99.

    Choose from:
    [li]Razor Wrapped Collector's Edition[/li]

    These bats are limited, so buy now! [hl=white]NO REFUNDS[/hl]
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