Week 7 task - The cave of Comms!

This is a parody of my favorite scene (21) in Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. This is a dialog scene (like most of MPQHG, so be warned!!
// The Housmates arrive at the CAVE OF COMMS!!

wstraka5: Behold, fellow housemates, the cave of Comms! You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Be cautious, you must, when entering.

B'omarr: Riiiigggghhtt, "Yoda". Guys, just keep me covered.

Mrs_Kitty: What with? You're already dressed like a french maid.

B'omarr: Wah?? Just keep me covered.

wstraka5: Too late!

Everyone - ?

wstraka5: THERE!!

B'omarr: Behind the Ewok?

wstraka5: It is the Ewok!

B'omarr: You stupid intruder! You got us all worked up for a cute teddy bear! You are funnier than I though!

wstraka5: Well, that's no ordinary Ewok. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered Ewok you ever set eyes on.

Katya_Jade: You n00b! You scared me so much I soiled my clothes!

wstraka5: Look, that Ewok's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

RidingMyCaroselOnYou: Bah!! Sara could even beat that Ewok up.

wstraka5: That cute face is just a farce!

Mrs_Kitty: Oh, yeah?

Katya_Jade: You are such a newbie, wstraka5. I knew they were wrong in letting you in here as an intruder. You made me pee.

wstraka5: I'm warning you!

Katya_Jade: What's he do, say that Sidious was a clone? Poor baby.

wstraka5: He's got huge, sharp-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!

B'omarr: Go on, RidingMyCaroselOnYou. Chop his head off!

RidingMyCaroselOnYou: Right! Silly little teddy. One Ewok stew comin' right up!

wstraka5: Watch out!!

*senseless slaughter of RMCOY*

RidingMyCaroselOnYou: Aaaugh!

*blood sprays everywhere*

B'omarr: [face_shocked] Ewoks are really man eaters!!

wstraka5: I warned you!But did you listen to me? No, you knew it all, didn't you?

Katya_Jade: Great, I peed again! I need to change my clothes now...

wstraka5: ... 'Oh, it's just a harmless little teddy bear', isn't it? Well, it's always the same, I always ...

B'omarr: QUIET!

wstraka5: Why does no one ever listen to me. First James, now you guys..

B'omarr: Right! If we charge him at once he can't possibly get us all!

wstraka5: NOOOOO!!

Everyone: Charge!

Ewok: [yub yub]

*senseless slaughter as the Ewok attacks the housemates*

Housemates: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh! .... Run away! Run away!

wstraka5: Look at them run from the 'Ewok'!!

B'omarr: Hm...who did we lose?

Leonard_Shelby: Mr. Frassmo, cbjedi. Isn't that the second time they died? ?

B'omarr: And RidingMyCaroselOnYou. cbjedi and Frassmo were just figments of you imagination, Shelby.

Mrs_Kitty: Well, we didn't him them anyway..

B'omarr: Hm, we'd better not risk another frontal assault, that Ewok's dynamite.

Katya_Jade: Would it help to confuse it if we gave it some Viagra?

B'omarr: Oh, shut up, go and change your clothes and put some Depends on, ok?

Mrs_Kitty: Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.

B'omarr: You know that flaming is against the TOS, right?

Mrs_Kitty: So wouldn't he be baned then?

B'omarr: Have we got any mods here?

Mrs_Kitty: What? Do I look like a mod? HA!

Leonard_Shelby: But we have the Holy Bane Button!!

B'omarr: Of course! The Holy Bane Button of the JC! One of the sacred relics entrusted to Sister JediPrincessKas! Sister Kas, bring up the Holy Bane Button! Now, does anyone know how it works? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

TheEmperorsHand: Just how are we supposed to know? We're regular users stuck here in the BBH! We must consult the Book of Modship!

JediPrincessKas: This is wierd, the Book of Modship kinda reads like the Book of Armaments. Oh well... Book of Modship, chapter one, Verses one to thirty-eight. "And Saint Vertical raised the bane button up on high, saying, 'Oh, Lord Bane, bless this thy Bane button that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' An/>

LMAO, William. Great work. You recaptured my favorite scene in the entire movie.. and in the best way possible!

Bravo!


~ James

That was great William

Great work, William!

That was great, William!

Those ewoks are mean little suckers. Just imagine if shrews were the size of a small child, they'd go around biting you too. Bloodthristy little punks.

You bet they are