[Week One Task] - 'Task' Is Not A Verb!

When I was a kid, I wanted to be a writer/director.

Now, I'm studying to be a writer, and hopefully I can pull in some directing while I'm at it.

Young me would definitely be pissed that I'm going to college, because everyone KNOWS college is such a waste of time. Young me would also be pissed I'm not published/a millionaire yet. I would yell at young me to shut the heck up, and leave me alone; life is harder than he thought it was.

At this point, young me would wax nostalgic about the good old days of yourn, wherein all was happy and people lived in like log cabins and no one had to go to college. I'd then remind young me that they didn't have movies back then, so he couldn't very well be a director, now, could he? Young me would point out that he wouldn't miss it if he didn't know it existed, eh?

I would then internally concede his point, but externally hit him over the head until he cries. We have too many damn emo kids already, it's this guy's fault I am one.

Speaking of which, my name is Gregory 'G-Dawg' Harbin, I'm a rapper, I'm from L.A.--I'm a college student, I'm from Charlotte (yo dawg shout out to my sub-erb Matthews man straight!) North Carolina, right here in the U.S. of A. I'm studying English, and, if I were on a cruise ship with you, I would skip the nude deck, and just have some fun with you there in our room!

Bachelor Two, same question.

 

College is not a waste of time if you don't squander it!

Hmmm. I bet our yougner selves would be surprised at our adult heights. I know when i was younger I always wanted to be like 5'7". Yet, i am stuck at 5'1"

 

Haha, very nice work EagleI.

 

Don't knock it tracy, short women are hawt.

 

Well, short girls can also be ugly if you think about it. Not that I'm implying anything though.

 

Oh, yeah i forgot. Short women are the best.

Also, SWR, boys are UGLY >

 

Short chicks are indeed hot. "G-Dawg" is a terrible nickname. If you gave yourself this name, please remove it. If your friends gave it to you, beat them unmercifully and insist on them calling you "Gorzo The Mighty, Emperor of the Universe."